Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
25 Years, 236 Days and 75872 Haiku later...

The Tootsie Pop Owl
has hidden fecal matter
in every candy
Haiku # 74653, January 21, 2022 4:22 am ET
by Afraid of Birds
Always those same dreams,
Encountering high school flames,
Everything mixed-up.
Haiku # 74652, January 21, 2022 4:14 am ET
by And They Never Age, of Course
All around I see
Weird simpering sybarites:
Cursed generation.
Haiku # 74651, January 21, 2022 4:10 am ET
by Herostratus of Ephesus
I made a bad one
A bad haiku can be sad
It’s not always dumb
Haiku # 74650, January 20, 2022 10:27 pm ET
by Cyan of SLTX
Bad haiku censors
This isn’t fair I am me
Let me talk to him
Haiku # 74649, January 20, 2022 3:31 pm ET
by Cyan of SLTX
You got egg on your face.
You let them put stuff in you.
And you made them rich!
Haiku # 74648, January 20, 2022 8:38 am ET
by I So Sorry For You of C.D.C. ( Center for Dumbass Command)
Ah shore is ig'nant...
If you hadent of tole me
I woodent of knowed!
Haiku # 74646, January 19, 2022 9:58 pm ET
by Desperately in Need of Enlightenment from Pompous People
Do not get boosted
Internet dumb ass said so
So it must be true
Haiku # 74645, January 19, 2022 3:59 pm ET
by Ignorance is the real enemy
Lindsey Graham makes love
With turkey-neck McConnell
On the Senate Floor.
Haiku # 74644, January 18, 2022 9:38 pm ET
by A Beautiful Scene of Harmonious Governance
Hey thar Uncle Clem,
I done wrote me a haiku.
Kin you let me out?
Haiku # 74643, January 18, 2022 9:02 pm ET
by Been Locked in Chicken Coop fer a Couple of Weeks Now
Time to get BOOSTED !
Wear underwear on your head!
Because they said so !
Haiku # 74642, January 18, 2022 8:11 pm ET
by W.H.O. is the Enemy of So is C.D.C.
Haiku revived him.
Renewed his mind with pure bliss.
Now he dwells on high.
Haiku # 74641, January 18, 2022 7:08 pm ET
by With Basho's Creditors
Finals week killed him
Fucked his mind past no return
But 5 Cream Friday :)
Haiku # 74638, January 17, 2022 10:15 pm ET
by cursedmints
Pre-calc, APUSH, band
AP stats and AP psych
Fuck you chemistry
Haiku # 74637, January 17, 2022 10:13 pm ET
by cursedmints
Miss Gaines ! Was that you
At that Dead show... the Omni...
Dancing with police?
Haiku # 74636, January 17, 2022 2:53 pm ET
by Tie-died of Hog-tied
Cloaked in ignorance
Seeking happiness and peace
Lost while adulting
Haiku # 74634, January 17, 2022 7:43 am ET
by Chasity Gaines of Moultrie, GA USA
Hi Darth and Moxie.
It sure is fun around here,
For the four of us.
Haiku # 74631, January 16, 2022 6:03 pm ET
by Haiku Influencers Have Billions of Followers Don't Cha Know . . .
First line missing "it".
My smart-bomb missed its target.
Must be a dumb-bomb...
Haiku # 74630, January 16, 2022 5:49 pm ET
by Syllabillagically Challenged of Old Chinese Guy Upper Right
Say in haiku.
Say it and rock their sick world.
Drop haiku smart-bombs!
Haiku # 74629, January 16, 2022 5:46 pm ET
by Massive Impact of This MEGA-website
What ya gonna do
when the 2022
comes down on you? huh?
Haiku # 74627, January 16, 2022 1:51 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb of fingers crossed
I get these weird lines
When I hit the space button...
They're messing with me.
Haiku # 74622, January 15, 2022 6:34 pm ET
by Death to One World Technocracy of Antichrist
All riots are bad
Except for Quiet Riot
They fucking rocked out
Haiku # 74621, January 15, 2022 1:41 pm ET
by Phil Lesh
Capitol riot: Bad.
But Black Lives Matter riots
Were noble and good.
Haiku # 74620, January 15, 2022 12:13 pm ET
by Is your attempt to post here getting as weird as mine?
Feeling so Oriental
Can't get used to these bound feet
(picks nose with chopsticks)
Haiku # 74617, January 15, 2022 12:55 am ET
by Boba Boogers of Bubble Tea Emporium
Submissive haiku
Latex pony wearing five
Seven five outfit.
Haiku # 74616, January 14, 2022 9:31 pm ET
by Mox
Treat yourself the way
you would treat your closest friend.
Darth's my only friend.
Haiku # 74615, January 14, 2022 8:39 pm ET
by Figteenth cup of coffee
Walking through haiku
Feeling so Oriental;
your poems are BAD.
Haiku # 74614, January 14, 2022 5:53 pm ET
by Li Po, 3rd Dynasty of Stoopid
Walking through thick fog
Feeling disoriented
Your farts are toxic
Haiku # 74612, January 14, 2022 5:58 am ET
by Methane kiss of Hershey, PA
We shall prevail, friends
We shall triumph over them:
boring technocrats.
Haiku # 74610, January 13, 2022 5:57 pm ET
by Gill Bates of Windows 666
How about butt cheeks?
Someone sitting on your face
makes an impression
Haiku # 74609, January 13, 2022 8:17 am ET
by Shitface Grin of Old Willow Tattoo Parlour
Like facial tattoos?
I'm thinking of getting one.
Don't know what to get
Haiku # 74608, January 12, 2022 6:16 pm ET
by Bad decisions await
I caught the bug and
Here I am parked alive bad
Tires, no bukowski
Haiku # 74607, January 12, 2022 3:40 pm ET
by Vhs
Yah-at-eeh there, chief.
How is life out on the Rez?
Beer in your hogan?
Haiku # 74604, January 11, 2022 9:30 am ET
by Fake-ass Indian of the Internet
Thomas Pak, Zambian,
Overdosed on Paxlovid
and nobody cared.
Haiku # 74601, January 10, 2022 9:40 am ET
by Commissions Bot of Fig Bharma
Slobber on my knob
Trying to open the door
Golden retriever
Haiku # 74599, January 10, 2022 1:51 am ET
by Kid Gloves
Gourmet cheese robot
If you catch just the right wind
he smells like old feet
Haiku # 74598, January 9, 2022 10:00 pm ET
by Stankazoid of formerly the rez
Dumbass internet:
technocrats control your soul,
Your useless lost soul.
Haiku # 74596, January 9, 2022 12:15 pm ET
by Soteriology of the Intertoobs
Dumbass haiku verse,
take a long walk off short pier.
Move out of my way.
Haiku # 74595, January 9, 2022 12:07 pm ET
by The Way of Haiku
Dumbass haiku site.
Take a tip from me, Basho.
You don't move my soul.
Haiku # 74594, January 9, 2022 12:04 pm ET
by Silly Woodcuts of Japonaiseries
Dumbass Chinese bot:
Take some ESOL classes, dolt.
You don't move product...
Haiku # 74593, January 8, 2022 10:59 pm ET
by Gamerflori of Nicaragua
Bye Cirsten Weldon
Haiku # 74591, January 8, 2022 10:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Was Rip Van Winkle
Abducted by Aliens
No, no he was not
Haiku # 74589, January 7, 2022 5:01 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
Your boring spam ads
Make me want to return to
The Stone Age. Fuck off.
Haiku # 74588, January 7, 2022 4:59 pm ET
by Useless Talking To A Bot
Snow upon the peak.
Sleeping village; Fuji looms...
Time for your BOOSTER!
Haiku # 74585, January 7, 2022 2:26 am ET
by Tedros Fauci of World Haiku Organization
Prettyboy Justin:
Failed actor, northern ass-clown...
Hope God takes him out.
Haiku # 74584, January 7, 2022 1:46 am ET
by Pierre Margaret Dutreau of Vancouver, Newfoundland
Look: every six months
A newly-named variant.
Ongoing boosters!
Haiku # 74583, January 7, 2022 1:40 am ET
by Because You Have to Do What They Say of WHO is the Enemy
Curb your appetite!
All Natural Fart Candle
Burn away hunger!
Haiku # 74582, January 6, 2022 11:48 pm ET
by U. R. Stench of Stankee Candle Company
Kristin Hig, you pig...
Your foul fat ass is so big,
It puckers my fig.
Haiku # 74581, January 6, 2022 7:36 pm ET
by Haiku in the Style of Zen-master Darthu-san
I am so so scared.
I sneezed four times this morning.
I MUST get tested.
Haiku # 74579, January 6, 2022 5:51 pm ET
by No Colds or Flu Anymore of IT'S ALL COVID!
I have to mask up
In order to double-mask
So I can feel safe.
Haiku # 74578, January 6, 2022 5:24 pm ET
by Neurotic Cuck Sitting In His Car Alone of Omicropolis
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