Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 55 Days and 78007 Haiku later...
Whites are deficient.
Latinos went to the moon.
And wrote the Bible.
Haiku # 73687 November 17, 2021 10:15 am ET
by Orale Vato of West Side Kingz
A frustrated lib.?
I'm not a librarian.
I do not like books.
Haiku # 73686 November 17, 2021 10:12 am ET
by I watch 5 hours of Jerry Springer re-runs every day.
moved to silent house
keeping up with the joneses
oh, no way José
Haiku # 73685 November 17, 2021 9:47 am ET
by Your Friend Til The End of Hack N Sack
Egyptians was blakk…
Aztecs and Vikings was too.
The rest is rayciss.
Haiku # 73684 November 17, 2021 9:42 am ET
by Mobutu Sese Seko of Swiss Bank Account
Blax invented math.
Blax invented history.
The rest is rayciss.
Haiku # 73683 November 17, 2021 9:39 am ET
by Frederick Douglas of 1883
Darth: frustrated lib.
Immigrants and Africans ? Yes, my heart bleeds too.
Haiku # 73682 November 17, 2021 9:36 am ET
by We Needz Mo DIVERSITEE Here of Only Whites Is Rayciss
Do not bash Basho.
He smoke you out with hash-o.
Drink whiskey mash-o.
Haiku # 73681 November 17, 2021 9:33 am ET
by Don't be an ash-ho to Basho.
Fixed Gear Bicycle
Cut-Offs and No Brakes, So Cool
Time To Fix Their Gnads
Haiku # 73680 November 17, 2021 9:27 am ET
by Liller Basho of Uzbikeuhstan
I love me some fried
chicken and watermelon.
I mean who doesn't?!
Haiku # 73679 November 17, 2021 9:27 am ET
by It's unfair that blacks have all the awesome stereotypes. of Being white is boring.
Rotten Hooligans
Loogies Anthropomorphized
Crack Rock Eulogy
Haiku # 73678 November 17, 2021 9:24 am ET
by Lil Basho of U mom Haus
What we need are some
African American
haiku on this site.
Haiku # 73677 November 17, 2021 9:07 am ET
by Just keep the Eskimos away! of Maybe some printable KFC coupons or extra large condom promos can lure them in.
Though stretched, Clark screeched through
infinitesimally
scraunched, scratched, though straight schlongs.
Haiku # 73676 November 17, 2021 9:04 am ET
by That gaping hole reminds me of someone I know.
Suddenly I feel...
Holy. Maybe I'm Jesus.
Reincarnated.
Haiku # 73675 November 17, 2021 8:47 am ET
by Or something. of Oy vay! Why aren't my lox and bagels ready yet?! It's been two whole minutes!
Here's some news bitches
Jesus was an immigrant
And he wasn't white
Haiku # 73674 November 16, 2021 11:28 pm ET
by But he did love him some whores
silence is not bliss
but i like to hear myself
type extrovert only
Haiku # 73673 November 16, 2021 11:11 pm ET
by vhs
it's a dead parrot
it's not pining for the fjords
norwegian blow out
Haiku # 73672 November 16, 2021 7:11 pm ET
by vhs
What is the sound of
one troll writing a haiku?
ParrrooooooTT Toot toot toot.
Haiku # 73671 November 16, 2021 6:56 pm ET
by Mexican food.
Never got days off,
but I've gotten off all day.
More work than working.
Haiku # 73670 November 16, 2021 5:34 pm ET
by Asymmetric muscle tone.
If plugging butt plugs
into a two-twenty outlet,
get a new outlet.
Haiku # 73669 November 16, 2021 5:28 pm ET
by Jack-hammer surprise.
if i have to make
some noise, is it like the tree
that falls over lone?
Haiku # 73668 November 16, 2021 4:49 pm ET
by vhs
you ever get a day
off but it turns out to be
an off day hombre?
Haiku # 73667 November 16, 2021 4:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of vhs
so what happens if
you want to plug a buttplug
on your Patreon?
Haiku # 73666 November 16, 2021 4:38 pm ET
by vhs of yes i lowered myself for that joke
well and here i am
and claiming "disease" casting
the first stone but you

got 3 Stoners and their cat instead
Haiku # 73665 November 16, 2021 4:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of https://thefreakbrothers.com/
God sent HIV
to get rid of gay people.
See how well that worked.
Haiku # 73664 November 16, 2021 4:28 pm ET
by Ain't no gettin' rid of crazies or dummies. of We will always be here.
It's not just covid;
all about staying at home.
And ordering shit.

Not reproducing.
Pretend or "identify"
as opposite sex.

That's acceptable.
Big Brother wishes it so.
All hail Metaverse!
Haiku # 73663 November 16, 2021 3:54 pm ET
by ... I could write about poo if you'd rather.
Covid neurotics,
Trying to control all outcomes;
Mortally fearful.
Haiku # 73662 November 16, 2021 1:59 pm ET
by Life Involves Unpredictable Risks of Stop Being Neurotic
God gave us Covid
To get rid of dumb people
His plan is working
Haiku # 73660 November 16, 2021 1:37 pm ET
by Jesus is lard
Covid neurotics:
Masked inside their cars alone,
Pathetically scared.
Haiku # 73659 November 16, 2021 1:33 pm ET
by God Gave You an Immune System Idiot of 99.5 % Recovery Rate
Talk about rambling!
That's the most unusual
advertisement yet.
Haiku # 73658 November 16, 2021 10:07 am ET
by Gay A/C repairmen seek near death experience on acid. of They didn't mention the garlic sardine tequila ice cream.
Booger, booger, fart poop pee.
I pen this poem, just for thee.
And thy glorious buttocks, one and two.
They're so fine; don't mind the poo.
Cellulite, celluheavy,
Sell you cellphones by the levy.
Smell the odor, the sewage creek.
Forgot your paddle, outlook bleak.
Can't think of much else to say.
Out of the closet, now I'm gay!
Haiku # 73656 November 16, 2021 9:14 am ET
by Not really. But it rhymes.
I am no robot.
Any idiot can count.
Sesame Street fan.
Haiku # 73655 November 16, 2021 9:06 am ET
by Since 2 years old.
These "enlightened" fools.
Running in fear from covid.
Docs get all their cash.
Haiku # 73654 November 16, 2021 9:03 am ET
by Makes me want to die... of course, it's a covid related death.
Here's five silly bulls.
And, look, here are seven more!
Where did they come from?
Haiku # 73653 November 16, 2021 8:58 am ET
by Japanese Rodeo. of Yee Haw!!!
Please define evil.
Based on your small point of view.
Hatred? Genocide?

McDonald's Big Macs?
Metaverse ruling our lives?
Bowing down to fear?

Serial killers?
Child murdering mothers?
Pee Wee's Adventure?
Haiku # 73652 November 16, 2021 8:55 am ET
by Define evil!
"I'm a ramblin' man."
I forget the song; it's dumb.
blahblahblahblahblahblahblah... HA!
Haiku # 73651 November 16, 2021 8:51 am ET
by 5 7 2093 of Oh tragedy!
Darth thinks he's "evil"
But it's just bathroom humor!
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Haiku # 73650 November 16, 2021 6:46 am ET
by PeePeePooPoo of Naughty Bits
Just stop it right now:
the rambling disjointed verse...
It's HAIKU or DIE.
Haiku # 73649 November 16, 2021 6:39 am ET
by You Know Who You Are of We Know Where You Live
"He loved Big Brother."
The most vulgar words written
throughout history.
Haiku # 73648 November 15, 2021 11:30 pm ET
by And yet here we are.
Burnin's too good for him!
Hangin's too good for him!
He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried ALIVE!!
Haiku # 73647 November 15, 2021 11:26 pm ET
by Makes sense... An overflowing cup filled with the very cream of human kindness.
WHAT ANGLE???!!...
... Him.
Haiku # 73646 November 15, 2021 11:23 pm ET
by Classic.
You misspelled angel.
Yes, I know I am sexy.
Control your urges.
Haiku # 73645 November 15, 2021 11:22 pm ET
by Or we'll have to put salt peter in your scrambled eggs.
Oh...I have..an angle...
Haiku # 73644 November 15, 2021 10:09 pm ET
by Vhs
Look deep into me.
See the sum of all evil.
Through all space and time.
Haiku # 73643 November 15, 2021 9:25 pm ET
by Sterrrrrnn!!! of Calling Hanover Fist.
Here's an idea.
Leather coats with coffee smell.
Pre-aromaed coats.
Haiku # 73642 November 15, 2021 4:19 pm ET
by Inventing words. Yes. And?
Just imagine this:
These coins look about the same.
One and five piso.

I mean, what the EFF!
Complete lack of common sense.
Someone needs slapping.
Haiku # 73641 November 15, 2021 4:16 pm ET
by And for once, it's not me! of Well, I do need slapping, but not for that.
What will happen now?
Extradited for war crimes,
human trafficking,

heroin dealing,
child porno ring, and three
parking citations.

And not to mention
what I did to those monkeys.
... But they enjoyed it.

In all fairness.
Haiku # 73640 November 15, 2021 3:54 pm ET
by I would expect nothing less from the likes of you.
I miss iamback.
Do you think he passed away?
He hated Star Wars.

Those gay wedding rants.
Star Wars themed gay marriages.
Which is redundant.
Haiku # 73639 November 15, 2021 3:44 pm ET
by Darth Whorendous the Stupendously Fabulous of Like a funeral glitter bomb.
Can we just agree
to hate everyone the same?
(But Eskimos more.)
Haiku # 73637 November 15, 2021 3:40 pm ET
by Is that okay?
well here we are and
i came back, i dont know, just
lets see what happens
Haiku # 73636 November 15, 2021 1:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
alas poor yorik
immortalized for his death
an object lesson
Haiku # 73635 November 15, 2021 1:42 pm ET
by scotch of the lesson being that life is short and pointless
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