Rotten Hooligans
Loogies Anthropomorphized
Crack Rock Eulogy
by Lil Basho of U mom Haus
What we need are some
African American
haiku on this site.
by Just keep the Eskimos away! of Maybe some printable KFC coupons or extra large condom promos can lure them in.
Though stretched, Clark screeched through
infinitesimally
scraunched, scratched, though straight schlongs.
by That gaping hole reminds me of someone I know.
Suddenly I feel...
Holy. Maybe I'm Jesus.
Reincarnated.
by Or something. of Oy vay! Why aren't my lox and bagels ready yet?! It's been two whole minutes!
Here's some news bitches
Jesus was an immigrant
And he wasn't white
by But he did love him some whores
silence is not bliss
but i like to hear myself
type extrovert only
by vhs
it's a dead parrot
it's not pining for the fjords
norwegian blow out
by vhs
What is the sound of
one troll writing a haiku?
ParrrooooooTT Toot toot toot.
by Mexican food.
Never got days off,
but I've gotten off all day.
More work than working.
by Asymmetric muscle tone.
If plugging butt plugs
into a two-twenty outlet,
get a new outlet.
by Jack-hammer surprise.
if i have to make
some noise, is it like the tree
that falls over lone?
by vhs
you ever get a day
off but it turns out to be
an off day hombre?
by Anonymous Poet of vhs
so what happens if
you want to plug a buttplug
on your Patreon?
by vhs of yes i lowered myself for that joke
well and here i am
and claiming "disease" casting
the first stone but you
got 3 Stoners and their cat instead
by Anonymous Poet of https://thefreakbrothers.com/
God sent HIV
to get rid of gay people.
See how well that worked.
by Ain't no gettin' rid of crazies or dummies. of We will always be here.
It's not just covid;
all about staying at home.
And ordering shit.
Not reproducing.
Pretend or "identify"
as opposite sex.
That's acceptable.
Big Brother wishes it so.
All hail Metaverse!
by ... I could write about poo if you'd rather.
Covid neurotics,
Trying to control all outcomes;
Mortally fearful.
by Life Involves Unpredictable Risks of Stop Being Neurotic
God gave us Covid
To get rid of dumb people
His plan is working
by Jesus is lard
Covid neurotics:
Masked inside their cars alone,
Pathetically scared.
by God Gave You an Immune System Idiot of 99.5 % Recovery Rate
Talk about rambling!
That's the most unusual
advertisement yet.
by Gay A/C repairmen seek near death experience on acid. of They didn't mention the garlic sardine tequila ice cream.
Booger, booger, fart poop pee.
I pen this poem, just for thee.
And thy glorious buttocks, one and two.
They're so fine; don't mind the poo.
Cellulite, celluheavy,
Sell you cellphones by the levy.
Smell the odor, the sewage creek.
Forgot your paddle, outlook bleak.
Can't think of much else to say.
Out of the closet, now I'm gay!
by Not really. But it rhymes.
I am no robot.
Any idiot can count.
Sesame Street fan.
by Since 2 years old.
These "enlightened" fools.
Running in fear from covid.
Docs get all their cash.
by Makes me want to die... of course, it's a covid related death.
Here's five silly bulls.
And, look, here are seven more!
Where did they come from?
by Japanese Rodeo. of Yee Haw!!!
Please define evil.
Based on your small point of view.
Hatred? Genocide?
McDonald's Big Macs?
Metaverse ruling our lives?
Bowing down to fear?
Serial killers?
Child murdering mothers?
Pee Wee's Adventure?
by Define evil!
"I'm a ramblin' man."
I forget the song; it's dumb.
blahblahblahblahblahblahblah... HA!
by 5 7 2093 of Oh tragedy!
Darth thinks he's "evil"
But it's just bathroom humor!
Ha ha ha ha ha.
by PeePeePooPoo of Naughty Bits
Just stop it right now:
the rambling disjointed verse...
It's HAIKU or DIE.
by You Know Who You Are of We Know Where You Live
"He loved Big Brother."
The most vulgar words written
throughout history.
by And yet here we are.
Burnin's too good for him!
Hangin's too good for him!
He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried ALIVE!!
by Makes sense... An overflowing cup filled with the very cream of human kindness.
WHAT ANGLE???!!...
... Him.
by Classic.
You misspelled angel.
Yes, I know I am sexy.
Control your urges.
by Or we'll have to put salt peter in your scrambled eggs.
Oh...I have..an angle...
by Vhs
Look deep into me.
See the sum of all evil.
Through all space and time.
by Sterrrrrnn!!! of Calling Hanover Fist.
Here's an idea.
Leather coats with coffee smell.
Pre-aromaed coats.
by Inventing words. Yes. And?
Just imagine this:
These coins look about the same.
One and five piso.
I mean, what the EFF!
Complete lack of common sense.
Someone needs slapping.
by And for once, it's not me! of Well, I do need slapping, but not for that.
What will happen now?
Extradited for war crimes,
human trafficking,
heroin dealing,
child porno ring, and three
parking citations.
And not to mention
what I did to those monkeys.
... But they enjoyed it.
In all fairness.
by I would expect nothing less from the likes of you.
I miss iamback.
Do you think he passed away?
He hated Star Wars.
Those gay wedding rants.
Star Wars themed gay marriages.
Which is redundant.
by Darth Whorendous the Stupendously Fabulous of Like a funeral glitter bomb.
Can we just agree
to hate everyone the same?
(But Eskimos more.)
by Is that okay?
well here we are and
i came back, i dont know, just
lets see what happens
by Anonymous Poet
alas poor yorik
immortalized for his death
an object lesson
by scotch of the lesson being that life is short and pointless
do we hate darth now?
we used to just hate moxie
i was gone awhile
by scotch of meet the new troll, same as the old troll
There once was a man.
Here I sit, broken hearted.
Alas, poor Yorik.
by Poor Yorik had a stupid name. of He should hate his parents.
well i like to go
to work and do work stuff when
I'm at work...to go
by vhs of we...are smart Pakled.
I wish I knew you
You're the cure for depression
I had to notice
by My pronouns are Starkitten of just being real
"The fridge sits empty
Because I am too lazy
To buy some groceries"
And *POOF* there's Door Dash.
This is all Janis' fault.
This whole "pandemic".
Laziness, greed, and gluttony created Amazon, FarceBook, and TikCok. And those created the "pandemic" to increase revenue. (It first appeared in China, don't forget). And now we just order our pot and pizza and groceries and... everything online and stay home wanking to crappy porn and it's only going to get worse. You'll see.
And it's all that first haiku by Janis that started it all. It's your fault Janis! You're friends of Bezos, I bet!
LOL
by Conspiring Constipation Constellation
dr seuss...seuss and de
sist, not sure what a seuss im
pression would be like
like a bike
a trike?
on strike?
tv once called Spike.
dams being called dikes.
by vhs
We'll soon bow down to
The Cannibal Overlords!
Worse than aliens!
by Alferd Packer of Shpadoinkle!
The culling will start.
Only the fat ones may breed.
They are so juicy!
by Artificial selection.
Will we be cattle?
"They" will harvest our fat selves.
Drugged, we will not know.
by moooooooo
