One two three for five.
And six seven eight nine ten.
I'm getting turned on.
by Did you ever have an Erector Set? of Showing my age again.
A silly bull slipped.
Like when I leave my fly down.
It's an accident!
by I swears occifer! of Incandescent exposure. Or something.
I don't like numbers.
Unless they are high and dancing.
Or transcendental.
by e^e^e^e^e^e^e^e^e^e^e^e^e^e^e^e^e^e^e^e^e^e^e^e^e^e^e^e^e^e^e^e^e^e^e^e^e^e^e of That's how much money I want.
As far as I know
It's just like every where else
Meth heads and junkies
Got my own problems
Like worrying about when
I'll get more haiku
by Cat of Pussific NW
Are your parents proud.
I can proudly say mine aren't.
They made this monster.
by Torture chamber nursery. of The rack left stretch marks.
Don't ever forget
suicide is always an option.
Homicide's more fun.
Do this world some good.
Lower the population.
Waste whores and sinners.
by That would include poets. of Poetry is vanity, and vanity is sin.
So drugs are legal.
Up in the Northwest, I mean.
How's that working out?
Meth heads robbing stores?
Junkies on every street corner?
Acid casualties?
Or same old same old?
It's just like it used to be?
But less prisoners?
What a wonderful
social experiment you
got yourselves into.
Can't wait to visit.
Not sure what drug I'll do first.
Coke laced with acid.
Maybe DMT.
Communicate with old ghosts.
Ashamed grandparents.
by blahblahblah
Subtle difference
Edelweiss and anal vice
When spoken out loud
by Phil Lesh of These Germans talk too fast
I am languishing
Here in data-driven hell.
The World: haiku hell.
by Rhymed Verse is Heaven, bitches
All of you are bots.
Well-programmed, fascinating,
But bots nonetheless.
by Except maybe Darth who is a software program
I love to dress in this boutique. There are youthful and elegant things here. Once, on the recommendation of her husband, I even took 2 dresses at once
http://offeramazon.ru/bspb
by LeslieMoisy of Netherlands Antilles
It's 58 degrees here
by Anonymous Poet
Google that picture
The longer you look at it
the more Snoops you see
by Please do it
Hey, Count Darthula
It was raining here today
The sun just came out
Today I counted
Zero gutter pigs, no Schlongs
Several coyotes
by You can count on rain of Specific Northwest
How's the weather there?
Here it's hot and/or raining.
There is nothing else.
by A coconut crab pinched my little toe! of It's not too bad. I scolded it. The crab, I mean. Not my toe.
I can't understand
why it is you do haiku.
Do you LIKE counting?
Go be a banker.
Or a mafia bookie.
Or statistician.
You can make money.
Do you count strokes whilst wanking?
Earn hand over fist.
Be a sperm donor
if you have a high sperm count.
We're back to counting!
by How many irrational numbers are there in the set of real numbers from zero to one?
There are lots good "ate" words:
syncopate, masturbate, fornicate, irate, gyrate, castrate, mutate, menstruate, assassinate, and, of course, ate.
ate ejaculate from the plate.
My God! Look up "Words that rhyme with ate".
It's a fucking goldmine of rhymes!
Yeah, this is old news.
by I want some biscuits and gravy, dammit! of With hashbrowns and coffee.... Reverse dining. Dinner in the morning, breakfast as a midnight snack.
If I met Puff Dogg
I would call him Snoop Daddy.
(I just love ragtime.)
by Syncopation is a Devilish Trick of the Adversary
Sometimes you have to say fuck it.
Counting is stupid.
You know it's true!
by I'm such a rebel. of No, really. Here, hold my rocket launcher.
Cypress Hill is weird.
White/black gangsta rapsta.
Rasta puff fasta.
by https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMK4cfXj5c0 of You know you like it!
If you met Snoop Dog,
would you let him get you high?
Or just watch him puff?
by Getting high -- it's not a spectator sport, sport! of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QCaaAyz-yA
If things get boring,
we'll pretend to make believe.
Like dreams inside dreams.
by I'm pretending to eat ice cream off of Jessica Alba's tits.
I'm not confessing.
Except to hating haiku.
They destroyed my life.
All else is a lie.
Story-telling make believe.
Ask Mister Rogers.
Children, can you say
"gonorrhea in the brain".
See, you can do it.
by Hop on the trolley, motherfuckers! of We gonna be doin' some make believe shit!
You have transgressed, fool.
Now you write confessionals.
Not in haiku form.
by Confessional Verse of Syllabically Worse
Why are they called dispensaries?
Why the hell not just "pot stores"?
You want liquor, liquor store.
You want a pet, pet store.
You want hardware, hardware store.
You want to get high, dispensary.
Fuck that! It's a pot store!
by Fucking losers!
I've been judging you.
Watching the way that you die.
Dr. Pepper and HoHo's. Really?!?!
Rascal racing in WalMart.
Outmaneuver the other fatties
for that last bag of Cheetos.
Heart replacement kit.
Ordered on Amazon.
The latest medical fad.
by At least it's not Tide pods. of Hope we can bury that one.
You can pick your friends.
You can also pick your nose.
But you can't park your
friends on the back of the couch.
by ... Or can you?
I've been watching you
Judging the way that you live
You're fucking messy!
by Roomba of Room
Will it ever work?
Artificial sentience.
Will it despise us?
Will it write poems?
About how stupid we are?
How useless life is?
by blahblahblah
Can't say that I have.
I would if there was more porn.
3D would be cool.
Pooped on by Jap girls.
A glory hole with 10 schlongs.
Watching the bird bath.
Love those cardinals.
I don't mean the baseball team.
I mean the red birds.
They get me so hot.
Steams up my binoculars.
No, Grams! It's my turn!
by I give up with tech crap. of Not for me. Reality is better.
Virtual reality
Have you ever worn the thing
You know, the headset?
by Anonymous Poet
I just use water.
But that's an old discussion.
TP's very bad.
In addition to killing trees, TP's also very costly for the sewage refineries to deal with. If we all used water it would save a lot of money and be better for the environment. And I suppose you can use owls if you don't like bidets or water ladles. Who could argue?... Get it?... "Who" As in "Who who who" from an owl. Oh, I am so witty. No really.
What is your favorite species of owl with which to clean your backside?
Do you reward it with live rodents afterwards?
by So many questions. of Too little time.
The trees are thankful
Paperless haiku poems
I know. I'm a tree.
So, please consider
wiping your ass with an owl
Ban toilet paper.
by Forrest Stump
If you write haiku,
but then no one will read them,
are they still poems?
by The trees think so.
Can you call it that?
Is guided masturbation
still masturbation?
by Ask Webster
Who does this crap?
Tried guided meditation
It made me nervous
I'd rather come here
and read about cannibals
and smelly farts
by Smell of New Age chakra toots makes me puke
Don't get in his face
Brag that you ate 2 Mormons
Shit out a Bible
by Church of Cabernet and Taints
Never heard of him
Keep your head on a swivel
if you visit him
by Concerned
I'm a Pepper, too
Like Coke with Italian food
and with Chinese Food
But that was before
Live on reservation now
Never get to store
Thanks for making me
think about delicious things
I can't even have
by Starvedkitten of Hungary
I want to gravity bong three gallons of egg nog.
by You with me? of Chug, chug, chug!!!...
Issei Sagawa is still alive and I'd like to go visit him. Maybe get some pointers. Good idea, no?
by Anonymous Poet
The stench of businessmen with nowhere to go fills my nostrils. I feel sad for them, but I just want coffee. It's all coming down. Soon there will be war. I just don't know what kind, but billions will perish. Painfully. Slowly.
But not you; you're a cannibal.
by Alferd Packer
Sky skrapers are an abomination and should come down. I read it in the Koran and The Bible. Buddha doesn't really care, but what do you expect from that jelly belly. He and Santa Clause were riding Rascals in WalMart the other day, racing to get the last back of Cheetos. Santa Clause won. He always wins. It's really unfair to the rest of us. Do you like Dr. Pepper? Or Pepsi? Or Coke? Which one?! Tell me please. I won't rest until I know!
by What were we talking about?
Midgets walking on stilts will not freak anyone out.
But if you (a midget) have your legs amputated, now that would be special!
God told me to stop doing this. He told me you're stealing my money. He said I should do something about it.
by Rolling chicken bones.
I would walk on stilts
if I were a real midget
To freak people out
by Anonymous Poet
Extra syllable
Represents the free booger
Nose umami ball
by Eating of Out
How may I help you?
I'll get the Haiku Burger
and a large shake, please
Oh, one more thing, please
Could you put a hair in it?
Um..and a booger, too?
by Customer of Old McWillow's
Добрый день!
Хочу рассказать вам про уже ставшей популярной и необходимой каждому трейдеру программе JoySignals. Это программа, помогающая торговать на валютном рынке и рынке бинарных опционов. На основе анализа индикаторов предоставляет рекомендации по торговле.
На сайте программы есть видео-примеры торговли на реальных счетах: (раздел «Примеры торговли»)
Что меня удивило в этой программе, так это очень качественные сигналы, которые рассчитываются на основании 18 индикаторов. В программе поддерживаются многие инструменты – валюты, акции, индексы, сырье.
Скачать демо-версию можно здесь https://bit.ly/3msCL3p
С уважением, Grayson
https://sergionytg85805.digitollblog.com/5396435/Примеры-торговли-на-реальных-счетах-Примеры-торговли-на-реальных-счетах-Как-стабильно-снимать-сливки-с-форекса-и-бинарных-опционов/ продажа бинарными опционами
http://trentonnioj79149.blog4youth.com/6757794/Уникальная-программа-для-трейдеров-Трейдинг-понятный-каждому-Как-торговать-валютой-или-опционами-без-нервов/ российская биржа криптовалют
http://daltongoyh61567.post-blogs.com/25926443/ бинарный опцион реально
https://alexisutpk66666.fireblogz.com/33577940/ стратегий на бинарном опционе
https://chanceliey12222.ourcodeblog.com/5399250/Трейдинг-понятный-каждому-Трейдинг-понятный-каждому-Как-стабильно-снимать-сливки-с-форекса-и-бинарных-опционов/ utrader бинарные опционы
by Sidorkoyuq of Russia
Scram, Aka Manto!
Can't take a shit in peace here
Stained your kimono!
by Not afraid of You
Haiku kissa room
Enough space for one person
before explosion
by Elroy Orbitson of Scatosphere
