I don't think I can take much more of this.
All I want for Christmas is cancer and a nuclear warhead.
Or one very very large asteroid.
Fuck the cookies and eggnog this time.

When he makes flatus
better stand back - he'll splat us,
he of low status.

Those homeless hijinks.
Indigent entertainment
has entertained us.

And entered anus.
Suppose suppositories
could tell their stories.

Rather queer jerky.
Ornithorhynchus road kill.
Duck-billed splatypus.

Bubble wrap condoms
Blap blap blap blap blap blap blap
Blap blap blap blap splat

Covid is a lie.
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Discombobulate.

Snuffleupagus
sure sounds an awful lot like
stuff it up your ass.

The living nightmare
You will find it hard to sleep
November the third

Got hot sauce right here:
Ah don't FEEL no ways tired
Of voting for Trump

What did Meatloaf mean?
He said he'd do anything
for love...but not THAT

Snuffalupagus
They sure stink up the toilet
What are they eating?

Are you feeling it?
Have you seen the fucking moon?
I've got a hatchet

Your vagina stinks.
In an unnatural way.
Stop eating junk food.

Jellies are brainless.
Same-same as politicians.
President Sponge Bob.

Are ya ready kids?!
Oooohhhh... who live in the White House,
Washington DC?

Sponges, jellies, starfish, sea cucumbers, sea urchins... all sadly brainless. They can't even see their beautiful homes and marvel at their own esistence. So we have to do it for them. Oh, shit, I just came.

There's not much to tell.
I petted a jellyfish.
No, not in that way.

Darth speaks in Morse code
Farting out his messages
Blessing us with verse.

Telegram for Darth
Bad Haiku Storytime, please
By special request

the clock is ticking
while this big world keeps turning
and like, whatever

The Chicom Virus
Killed one million people
So far world wide now

Two hundred thousand
Americans have been killed
By the Chicom virus

That's not Trumps doing
But the Communist parties
So don't blame Mr. Trump.

Doctor Li Meng Yan
Has given the west the truth
About Chicom disease.

http://modut.ru/

Never, and I mean
under no circumstances,
start writing haiku.

I did the same thing;
I was singing in your head
all day long also.

I have been singing
Jesus loves me, this I know
in my head all day.

No one killed no one.
Covid is a soccer ball
for bacteria.

Syphalis versus
gonorrhea in your balls.
Peanuts, beer, popcorn!

Sad republicans...
Killed a quarter million
"But Hunters hard drive!"

The alien glow
side effect of mind control
psychoactive drugs

permeates his skin
intoxicating weak minds
in vicinity.

Wait, that's incorrect.
It's Easy Melt Velveeta.
There's no real dairy.

His blood test came back
100 % fake cheese.
This is the real news.



I'm so hungry I can eat a wagon wheel!
Bang, bang, bang!
Oh! Howdy Partner! Time for Timer!
Do you ever get that hungry feeling after school?
Boy, I do! I'm so hungry, I could eat a wagon wheel!
When I'm slow on the draw and I need something to chaw,
I hanker for a hunk of cheese!
When my ten gallon hat's a-feelin' five gallons flat
I've got something planned, which is
Little cheese sandwiches! Come on!
Here's a great little snack to tide you over till dinner!
If you want something that's delicious and nutritious,
cheese is a super snack! Look! A wagon wheel!
When my get up and go has got up and went,
I hanker for a hunk of cheese!
When I'm dancin' the hoedown and my boots kinda slow down,
Or anytime I'm week in the knees,
I hanker for a hunk of,
A slab, a slice, a chunk of,
A snack that is a winner,
And yet won't spoil my dinner!
I hanker for a hunk of cheese! Ya-hoo!

Paid for by your local dairy association.

Trump's plastic surgeon
mistakenly injected
cheddar, not botox

Please check all tractors.
Then crosswalks, bicycles, cars,
and hydrants. OK.

I'm Hunter's hard drive.
Please stop talking about me.
ALL hard drives matter!

Hunter the Biden
Was a bag man for "big guy"
A very sad sack..

How did the Russians?
Sign Hunter the Biden's name?
on the repair note?

hard drive corruption
graft, pay for play RMB
unseemly photos.

What the hell Hunter?
Look alike Hunter Biden?
Works for KGB?

I love being white!
I am white like milk... and clouds
and fluffy fresh snow

"She had a nice rack..."
You mean those barbecued ribs
Taken from Adam?

Ah aint no ways tahrd.
Basket of deeplorabulz
Got hot sauce right HERE

That Italian girl
From one hundred years ago
had a nice rack.

A Sophia face
with a rear like a goddess
sad- lack of knowledge

Prevented epic
rodgering- well deserved
But she no complain.

Master of stench breath.
Daily light speed booger flick.
Drunken hobo style.

Poet Lofan lives!
Raising spirits of brothers
and weary fighters.

Even- old bastard
can do some type of practice
get yer blood moving

kill your big TV
Get off off the bu hao couch
go to the wood park!

100 ax hand
then drill, crush,pound and cross work.
And maybe Ba gua.

Practice- for decades
not for fighting other ren
works to defend from

Boredom and sloth
becoming phat American
jade stalk weakness.

Practice yer kung fu
For physical alchemy-
so damn hao for you!

a funk drying flux
is the same to a numb clit
and both re-gendered.

That Australian song
From Monty Python: "Right, Bruce"
That one cracks me up.

Sounds like down-under:
Fosters drinkers in the bush
Waltzing Matilda

A Kardashian
is different to a Trump,
but both are "enhanced".

a drunk flying fox
is different to a numbat
but both endangered

you can't spot a quoll
like a papunya artist
spots a paperbark

in any bushfire
stone the flamin' wallabies
a mercy killing

when out of his tree
what can a koala bear ?
more eucalyptus

ornithorhynchus
that fur really fits the bill
moist fashionista

cute marsupial
i'd like to jump in your pouch
so let's go outback

show you my blue tongue
a lounge lizard cyanosed
from drinking flat out

The number of balls
is testicularity.
Mine is seventeen.