Elizabeth sleeps 
dreaming of wild adventures
cat purrs at her feet
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
how much engrish can
one man stand, before all your
base belong to us???
by vhs
 
			
That is some inspirational stuff. Never knew that opinions could be this varied. Be certain to keep writing.
by iurorrit of USA 
 
			
That is some inspirational stuff. Never knew that opinions could be this varied. Be certain to keep writing.
by trottrer of USA 
 
			
That is some inspirational stuff. Never knew that opinions could be this varied. Be certain to keep writing.
by wpyioewp of USA 
 
			
That is some inspirational stuff. Never knew that opinions could be this varied. Be certain to keep writing.
by otouuyep of USA 
 
			
no like computers
I have password. No worky!
Computers, no like
by studboy of Los Angeles, Calif 
 
			
amazing Wallace
lemon ricotta fritters
go for brunch and drinks
by studboy of Los Angeles, CA 
 
			
i think i know that
guy, stress tests and all that cal
i want to survive
by vhs
 
			
Hello!
by powwteiu of USA 
 
			
raging mower hat
fat plankton scented mouth hole
shark skin pajamas
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
so bad haiku just
happens to be a Scorpio
that explains a lot
by vhs of also a scorpio 
 
			
even though i'm late
happy birthday bad haiku
awesome two decades
by ash
 
			
Time to go to sleep
Tomorrow will be better
No more Taco Bell
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
it takes a very
long time to develop this
level of slacker
by vhs
 
			
Why so immature?
by 18 year old
 
			
it's either a big
dadaist art project or
dog men are demons
by vhs
 
			
Woop dang poooo dingle
Country living, no mingle
Way the fuck out here
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
reaction pony
phony money election
an ounce weighs a ton
by Blamshingo Blebloba
 
			
do you love me chad
why do you treat me so bad
do not make me sad
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
Woody is insane
he is the worst person lel
adam is better
by Adam
 
			
A leaf falls gently
Autumn has begun people
I JUST POOPED MY PANTS
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH
by DON'T of JUST DON'T 
 
			
This is not a haiku
I am sooooo funny
Hehehvdhehdhehhdhehhdbddb
by Lolnope l
 
			
I am a robot
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BOOP
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
it seems i am but
alone and here and would i
but kick this spam off...
by vhs
 
			
most lovely thing we
got to post on website free
boner pills sold here...XXX
by vhs
 
			
where is all the spam
coming from, here, or there or
what gives of this horde?
by vhs
 
			
out the lime in the
coconut fury present
bananas beavis
by vhs
 
			
Hey, want some candy?
Chocolate, gum, lollipops
Here in my pocket
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
i wish i had the
way to block all this spam since
what good does prayer do?
by vhs
 
			
"this is how things were"
versus this is how things are
"how could these things be"
by vhs
 
			
we did have it too
easy in gen x but we
also had it, that
space, that cake, that world
the idea of closure and
the end of history....
by vhs
 
			
not so long ago
it was all fun and games but
now, spam spam spam spam
bloody vikings...
by vhs
 
			
train tells me it's right
and it scares me all the time
so...need to go home
by Adorable Kittens
 
			
danger awaits you!
hiding around the corner
ten foot tall penguin
by An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of kind bud 
 
			
this is not the late 
1990s and we say
things like it is, chat
by vhs
 
			
so basically
eight years of bitching about
predictable shit
by vhs
 
			
i thought that was frank sinatra
by vhs
 
			
I am overwhelmed by your post
This is the best idea
Love Haiku
Love my 
heart 
by Sherril of MI 
 
			
Donald Trump is hot.
I want to fuck his toupee.
And make punk rock spikes.
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
oh is that right?  well...
live with it, deal with it, fuck
it, get on with life
by vhs
 
			
smug redneck faces
our country is a huge joke
mass suicide. please. 
by Rick Snyder Has IBS
 
			
Change "In God We Trust"
to "Grab 'Em By The Pussy".
Write this on your cash.
by df
 
			
I am saddened.
Racism triumphs again.
Turn on the ovens.
Invest in methane.
Or perhaps cyanide gas.
You'll make a fortune.
On the other hand.
"Just grab 'em by the pussy."
I think I like it.
by df
 
			
President Donald
This is going to cost us
Can not believe it
by Anonymous Poet
 
			
			
Getting stoned on farts.
A fascinating concept.
I bet it would work.
You must collect them.
Like in a party balloon.
Huff them like nitrous.
by df
 
			
Poop is worse than spam.
I could post animal porn.
Whatever it takes.
But still no progress.
The spam goes undeleted.
I'll go sniff my farts.
by df
 
			
eh well you know i 
just started wearing glasses
I had them, i was
off and on, you know
it's ok, i'll get used to them
part of, older...
by vhs
 
			
poop is worse than spam
IMHO, just sayen'
old people are strange
by Anonymous Poet