Cats puking hairballs
sound much like your grandparents
when they are fucking.

Fuck today not happy,
I was happy,
Not happy but fuck

I guess you could say
that I'm on my period.
I know, that was bad.

It'll also save a lot of cash and time for those on gdbkccccckdgcfkc

I think that's cake mix.
Please note the spatula.
And the wooden board.

Could be cookie dough.
Got me craving sweets, dammit.
No, I'll do sit ups.

This Venus Flytrap
Baited with crazy sickness
Keeps drawing me back

Observe the ridges
One imagines puckering
As it emerges

I will stop being
so absolutely nasty
when the spam has stopped.
Will Janis do it?
Will she disallow coding?
I kind of doubt it.
Just disable the
greater than and less than keys
to stop the live links.
The spam will then stop.
And I will stop posting poop.
And we'll be normal.

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The internet is
only real if you wish it.
Otherwise it's not.

Go for a long walk.
The fall trees are orange and red.
They're not digital.

But it would be really cool if we genetically engineered oak trees to have leaves with porn on them taken from websites that the trees are linked to. It won't be long. Seriously.

twenty five years and
The Internet is not just
a place for absurd

it IS the mainstream
it is a weird mainstream and
I am not ready

cultural lasses
showing their sexy asses
rose colored glasses

Cultural mores
for this day and age should be
cultural lesses.

Poop!

the days come and go
and with time so do lives and
cultural mores

here is a nice place
writing words that take up space
spraying bears with mace

does anyone remember
who bob hope was and why do
i remember classic movies
but dont see very many of them nowadays except maybe Plan Nine From Outer Space

Ed Wood Junior
is dead but he left us Tor
and Glen or Glenda

Today, while I was at work, my sister stole my apple ipad and tested to see if it can survive a 30 foot drop, just so she can be a youtube sensation. My apple ipad is now destroyed and she has 83 views. I know this is entirely off topic but I had to share it with someone!

Fuck you,
What do you mean sent a shit at this lovely site?
Damn you son of bitch, you insultted the haiku site more than spam!

They'll remove the poop
but the spam stays as it is
I don't get this.


Look, it's Donald Trump!
Wait, no, it's just the hair's same.
Facial features too.

Spam: Haiku #54708 Haiku #54707 Haiku #54706 Haiku #54705 Haiku #54704 Haiku #54700 Haiku #54699 Haiku #54520 Haiku #54519 Haiku #54516

Book your plane ticket!
Get HIV in Dheli.
Those are dirty whores!

Here you go VHS:
http://whois.domaintools.com/
Look it up there. You'll find what I'm talking about. Just type in any domain name.

VHS, no... if you look up the website on whois (looking up info about who owns and operates what website) you'll see it's owned in China. They sell cheap fake brand name crap that will fall apart in a month. You can buy that shit all over Asia for like $15 to $20 a pair on the street. I can only imagine they cost only a few dollars to manufacture and sell them online for $50. Big profits.

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Thank you for the poop bar!!!!!!
fuck you the poooop parrr!!!!!
bad haiku pooooooooop!!!!!!!!!

well looking up the ip address of kicksvovo reveals cheap jordan shoes for sale... somewhere in chicago...

yes, haiku

a guy thinks that i
am like Kramer in his chatroom
robotized women

ok there you go

The great sky and great sea,
Stolen my heart,
Thanks your platform for haiku.

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I soooo wish they would disable the coding in the haiku text box. It can't be that hard. Just disallow the greater than and less than signs that go around the code. And problem solved. But no. I guess they are too busy.

There, that is better.
Poop is much better than porn.
Unless midget porn.

Images are not
disabled (like M J Fox),
I messed up the code.

will they disable
the live spam links now or not
I'll post porn links now

money not sorry
does not care it it hurts you
make you do strange things

No, it does not mean
I've been eating blackberries,
though that does sound good.

Blue poop is a link.
Randomly chose poop dot com.
Not sure what's on there.

This nice time of year
Leaves in the trees and the poop
Both changing color

Food is not needed.
Eating is overrated.
I'm breatharian.

Enjoy a nice nap
Wake up to a feast of foods
Repeat this process

My life the cake You
Are the frosting together
We make a sweet pair

gives the old fucker
the knowing look, dadaism?

again? fnord!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll kick you in the vagina!
Your children are ugly!
Haiku are gay!

My dingleberries
are itching for a good time
down at the beach bar.

But I am tired.
I told them go on ahead.
They left without me.

crooked octopus
respecting personal space
slingshot hibiscus

snd sdud plo uo dns
xod dollop dols dood opun
uns xnl plo uo pold

It is a fact that
poop is just inverted dood.
Know what I mean, dood?

Penis foreskin fuel.
Jet powered ejaculate.
Like when you were twelve.

I won't include pics.
But imagine shooting a
quart of cottage cheese.

Harambe is dead
just like his overused meme
rip harambe lol

i'm closing my eyes
asking for a word of God
i think i just heard

"oh fuck!!!"

interesting site
one could bookmark it, except...
this is not a book