Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 66 Days and 78029 Haiku later...
i want to find a
place not quite google eyed and
away from all this
Haiku # 54418 September 16, 2016 2:06 pm ET
by vhs
one might ask why these
spambots keep posting random
nonsense statements
Haiku # 54417 September 16, 2016 1:59 pm ET
by vhs
Dead written subject material, Really enjoyed studying.
Haiku # 54416 September 16, 2016 3:01 am ET
by eyryitry of USA
Dead written subject material, Really enjoyed studying.
Haiku # 54415 September 16, 2016 3:00 am ET
by wtuytrrw of USA
Dead written subject material, Really enjoyed studying.
Haiku # 54414 September 16, 2016 2:59 am ET
by rueeyruo of USA
I love all of you
But why do you post pictures
Of pieces of shit?
Haiku # 54413 September 16, 2016 1:39 am ET
by God of Heaven and Hell
I've been to Hell and
It's roughly as bearable
As this crazy place
Haiku # 54412 September 16, 2016 1:02 am ET
by coaxial cable of far?
well if the old me
comes along and posts stuff then
it will be an even

bigger mess
Haiku # 54411 September 15, 2016 1:38 pm ET
by vhs
This place was once fun...
Now it is just a big mess
A sign of the times
Haiku # 54410 September 15, 2016 9:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 54408 September 15, 2016 5:09 am ET
by Lin of Berlin
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Haiku # 54407 September 14, 2016 7:27 pm ET
by yeoyyeuw of USA
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Haiku # 54406 September 14, 2016 5:58 pm ET
by rrruueoe of USA
Inverted boneless.
The very best pork rectums
that money can buy.
Haiku # 54397 September 13, 2016 5:56 am ET
by Darth Figpucker
The more links to porn
and tasteless material,
the less spammers strike.

It is simple math.
Porn gets low google search scores.
Porn links are poison.

The more disgusting,
The lower the google rank.
dead-cat-sex (dot com).

Just if it's legal.
A prison cell with Jared
could not be much fun.
Haiku # 54396 September 13, 2016 3:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Check out that fine ass!
Fodder for a great haiku!
You see, I was right!
Haiku # 54395 September 12, 2016 8:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Dingleberry pie.
Just like grandma used to make.
Please hold the TP.
Haiku # 54394 September 12, 2016 7:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Mexican Haiku.
I should post some donkey porn.
Drug wars and spam bots.

Eeyore's Vacation.
Tijuana freak show gig.
He came back smiling.
Haiku # 54393 September 12, 2016 1:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
tasty taco treats
also tasty lemon treats
they are so tasty
Haiku # 54392 September 12, 2016 1:36 pm ET
by studboy of Santa Monica, CA
It's been many years
Since I've been on Bad Haiku
Why did I return?
Haiku # 54390 September 12, 2016 1:15 am ET
by hhtigerlily of Sydney
You should not complain.
And you thought you had blue balls.
Do not mess with smurfs.
Haiku # 54389 September 11, 2016 11:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
My cat is happy
tail up run to bathroom
faucet water love
visit us
Haiku # 54386 September 11, 2016 4:19 pm ET
by Marco Haga of Usa
last one i promise
anything else in person
bird bird bird's the word
Haiku # 54384 September 11, 2016 4:15 am ET
by tv of close?
so as i am raised
so is that ancient serpent
anyway fuck him
Haiku # 54383 September 11, 2016 4:13 am ET
by tv of close?
heat pressure cool it
the sword is forming quickly
see what i mean now?
Haiku # 54382 September 11, 2016 4:11 am ET
by tv of close?
when the energy
passes through stages of sin
it becomes metal
Haiku # 54381 September 11, 2016 4:10 am ET
by tv of close?
let it
let it
let it
Haiku # 54380 September 11, 2016 4:08 am ET
by tv of close?
otherwise it's just
a puddle of white
sticky viscous goo
Haiku # 54379 September 11, 2016 4:08 am ET
by tv of close?
alot i know but
i can't help but discharge it
psychic orgasm
Haiku # 54378 September 11, 2016 4:06 am ET
by tv of close?
expect confession
i bring forth living water
harmonic time wave
Haiku # 54377 September 11, 2016 4:04 am ET
by tv of close?
temperance as i
crack open another beer
not sure if dreaming
Haiku # 54376 September 11, 2016 4:02 am ET
by tv of close?
once a dad always
even if it's far away
still fucks you up though
Haiku # 54375 September 11, 2016 3:54 am ET
by tv of close?
lol jk
idk about dating
women freak me out
Haiku # 54374 September 11, 2016 3:52 am ET
by tv of close?
hello eleven
it is me the number one
i am half but not
Haiku # 54373 September 11, 2016 3:50 am ET
by tv of close?
infinity, ten
is just the number zero
with a little twist
Haiku # 54372 September 11, 2016 3:48 am ET
by tv of close?
merger
merger
merger
Haiku # 54371 September 11, 2016 3:45 am ET
by tv of close?
whoops i'm out of space
oh well i don't like it there
oh my god seven
Haiku # 54370 September 11, 2016 3:44 am ET
by tv of close?
i drank my own blood
the cure too is contagious
i found a way out
Haiku # 54369 September 11, 2016 3:41 am ET
by tv of close?
same ocean different wave
the seal of the living one
right on his shoulders
Haiku # 54368 September 11, 2016 3:36 am ET
by tv of close?
so how soon is now
conserve what i liberate
oh yeah i speak in tongues
Haiku # 54367 September 11, 2016 3:34 am ET
by tv of close?
i can drink poison
i charm snakes for a living
but they're getting bored
Haiku # 54366 September 11, 2016 3:32 am ET
by tv of close?
attention numbers
compressing information
pay me what you owe
Haiku # 54365 September 11, 2016 3:27 am ET
by tv of close?
shadows lurk a-broad ; )
light people eat the ember
what is repentance?
Haiku # 54364 September 11, 2016 3:21 am ET
by tv of close?
good haiku for you
one two three four five six sev-
whoops I'm out of space
Haiku # 54363 September 11, 2016 3:15 am ET
by tv of close?
numbers and letters
alternate universes
living together
Haiku # 54362 September 11, 2016 2:46 am ET
by Tightass Andronicus
We wonder some things:
What do the popes friends call him?
Has he a nickname?
Haiku # 54361 September 11, 2016 2:36 am ET
by Apollo Oh'hellno
lime juice and fishes
ceviche in Ventura
Mariela = Queen
Haiku # 54359 September 9, 2016 5:19 pm ET
by studboy of Santa Monica, CA
simple agenda
purchased by fine ceviche
I'm cheap and happy
Haiku # 54358 September 9, 2016 5:18 pm ET
by studboy of Santa Monica, CA
well i am not sure
where shit fits in the bible
or what to declare
Haiku # 54357 September 9, 2016 1:42 pm ET
by vhs
as to confessional poetry
i am no priest, hypocritical or uncorrupt...merely a fairly corrupt protestant listening to an unrepentant guy talk about his many adventures and thinking no one gives a shit or hoping someone does

it's interesting, carry on
Haiku # 54356 September 9, 2016 1:34 pm ET
by vhs
After much travel,
Aliens will be quite horny
They will stop for sex
Haiku # 54354 September 7, 2016 3:09 pm ET
by Optimistic Earthling
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