it goes on and on
till it can't go on no more
the last breath sighs out
by Anonymous Poet
the life indulged in
self the body just might decide
to just break down
by vhs
hypertension, stress
a lot doesn't matter when
survival's at stake
by vhs
one man seems to just
argue with himself and posts
to occasional posts
by vhs
Google "Perrava".
You'll find links to webcam whores.
I think she's an ex.
I think you are wrong.
You do not look like an ass.
But sure smell like one.
Pull my right index.
Paroot ootoot toot tootoot.
They smell good, don't they?
So you see, friend Pee,
you who too doe'st reek of poo
should oft write haiku.
You're in urine luck.
Throw your hands, say what the fuck,
pay the whores to suck.
by DF of How many syllables does a fart sound have?
You followed
And thus you had found
Obvious
I cannot
Be so dimwitted
Goddammit
It is a
Horrid place to write
I love it
by P. of Looking like an ass (*￣(ｴ)￣*)
Men who oft get laid
don't feel the need to write.
That is why I'm here.
Wife's too big and fat.
I can't feel anything.
Her puss is too big.
Or my dicks too small.
Whatever the case may be.
I need a mistress.
by DF
You like lighter yolks?
I've never tried Egg Beaters.
I beat other things.
That was a bad yoke.
I need me a hole to poke.
So I don't waste eggs.
by DF
there's certain burdens
one continues to bear till
one can't anymore
or one decides to cast
the burden aside and realize
there were lighter yokes
by vhs
when a person quits
an on line forum or chat
what is freed up from
not interacting
or what things happen that would
not been focused on
by vhs
so capitalism
will it go away or will
it evolve somehow
by vhs
the extroversion
or should I say perversion
of the introversion
of the version
of the words ending in ion
like venison
conservatively speaking
it is more like this on going
free verse thing
but
WE NEED MORE poets
by vhs
Used Google and found
Pervara's a webcam whore.
I am not surprised.
Middle school girls can
write with more substance than that.
Where's my puke bucket?
by DF
Pooping on a lout.
Fun times; I like to watch you
poo and stall the Pee.
by DF of A poem for the one called Pee.
Okay I'm done here
You are a used empty shell
Full of my word-spunk
by P. of Aaaaaaaaaand I'm spent......
Wanderer nomad
Vagabond vagabond run
Walk until you die
Trampling people
Blood lotion feet softener
Now to shine my spine
by P. of Pretending to be sonic possessed by a demon after having just snorted cocaine out of a hooker's ass.
I like to ramble
I'm a mad god after all
You will hear of me
by P. of Check your book shelves.
Popping in and out
Sometimes I like to watch you
You can call me P.
by P. of Eh don't expect me around too often, I'm more like a stray cat.
I just witnessed the
Haiku war of dumbasses
It was terrific
by Perrava of Every empty chair and bench, every man and every wench
well as we toast the
fallen we say 42 and
then our brains get smooshed
by vhs
Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.
Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V(Oh, that Santragian seawater! Oh, those Santragian fish!)
Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost).
Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in honor of all those happy hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia.
Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qalactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heavy odors of the dark Qalactin Zones, subtle, sweet, and mystic.
Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Suns deep into the heart of the drink.
Sprinkle Zamphuor.
Add an olive.
Drink . . . but . . . very carefully . . .
by DF
televised ads for
exercise programs all smiles
but just the body
nothing for the mind
by vhs
it boggles my mind
what new technology can
do and it does do
by vhs
well I will need a
Pan Galactic Gargle blast
to start things off here
in real life how much
in recipees for the blast
is there, one called for
Gatorade
by vhs
Re-Edit:
An innuendo:
Italian enema or
suppository.
Suppose the story
about the enema is
not an enigma.
It goes in your end
and then you let out an "OH!"
In your end, oh oh!
Suppose the story
about suppositories
is an enema.
Japanimation
Animated enema
AEnimalistic.
I am such a tool.
I need you to feel this
internal cleansing
by Darth Figpucker of Planet Vogsphere Poetry Auditions.
An innuendo:
Italian enema or
suppository.
Suppose the story
about the enema is
not an enigma.
It goes in your end
and then you let out an "OH!"
In your end, oh oh!
Suppose the story
about suppositories
is an enema.
Japanimation
Animated enema
by Darth Figpucker of Planet Vogsphere
the occult gets dull
to someone who thinks it's just
a distraction to
eternal life like
He can cover my ass for being
an ass even here
on this site
by vhs
it was kind of like
when hootie and the
blowfish were so well
shocking in the 90s
plain, boring kindly music
no heroin chic
by vhs
when the tape gets caught
and one says be kind and please
rewind, are there words
to say when the tape
snaps and innuendos there
as well, what was porn?
by vhs
i wonder who tops the
bottom and who bottoms the
top. Who was the Dom/me?
Siskel or Ebert?
laurel or Hardy, Abbott or
Costello, and with
such perverse ideals
innuendo what does it
mean when our hero
Bud said "who's on first"
boggles the mind but to us
Scorpios sex gets
really boring...
by vhs
Pony girl porn tapes.
Miniature horse pussy.
Equine husbandry.
Underground circus.
vhs on VHS.
DVDs are best.
Is your penis ill?
Then take your penicillin.
Don't touch my chickens!
Dirty old pervert.
A Very Horny Senior
needs no Viagra.
by Darth Figpucker - The Highly Inappropriate
the whole thing about
a chat or bboard is once
away, it is gone
forgotten, not so
important anymore just
words on the comp. screen
by vhs
beatnik beating off?
next question who are you to
judge, remember the
"Christian" well he's back
and ive met pony girls and
i'll prob. marry one
by vhs
Drop nukes on China.
It would improve the pollution.
Clean up the planet.
Oh, wait, nevermind.
I forgot they make Fleshlight.
Wank, spank, shlurp, spooge, spooge.
Remove batteries
from a light saber handle
to put in Fleshlight.
Radioactive
sperm cells slithering like snakes
to conquer China.
A nation of thieves,
copyright infringementists,
commie criminals.
Destroyed by my sperm.
One for everyone Chinaman.
Next is Switzerland.
by DF
Rummaging or theft,
what was found in your garage
were homemade porn tapes.
The miniature
horse was a rather nice touch.
made me want to touch....
myself.
by df
to go to a thrift
store, find a used vcr
watch those old crap flicks
what shall we find that
many have forgotten and
thrown out for new toys
by vhs
Bring my enima!
Shove it way deep up in there!
Flush out those haiku!
by DF
coffee, bathroom, here
go to bathroom shower drink
more coffee, repeat
by vhs
Arnold is Arnold
Hercules in new York ya
dat's a funny flick
but you know only
the best can make the weirdest
interesting :)
by vhs
hmm so one person
wants to ho over the top
and the other wants to
be ironic a
bit and gets fucked by the one
voice on here being
ironic iron
pumping alone coastal mast.
skiing in alberta
by vhs
the skeletons in
my closet want to meet with
your skeletons to
dance the last dance and
pray the last prayer for R'yleh
has finally arisen
by vhs
irony is old
obsolete, quietly put
in the attic, just
only found in thrift
stores and 4 am on tv shows
as tv dies out and
we die out
by ronin
I can't just let you
post a few things alone but
after years not being
here I just dropped in
to post a few dumb words you'll
tear to bits and I'll
forget it again
by vhs
irony and and
blasphemy all in one place
we can dance macabe
skeletons with paunch
never growing up still the
fanboy bitching han
he shot first
by vhs
For white guys only:
Do you feel inadequate?
Do you bore your spouse?
Is your dick too small?
Hang a heavy weight from it.
It will become long.
Just like the black guys,
your dick will be ten inches.
And also be black.
Black with gangrene pus.
Now you have to amputate.
We'll call you Caitlyn.
by DF of In post-op recovering. Thanks for the flowers.
Going to Sundance
Need to buy clothes that fit in
Lumbersexual
by Famous Person of Gated Community
those boobs weren't pooping
it was a cleveland steamer
nestled in cleavage
by ash
Does your weener act
Like a very scared turtle?
HIT IT WITH HAMMER!!!!!!!
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