"Horned Toad" said the man
"No, not horned toad, not at all
Just frog with boner"

Leaking dick
Stop with the bleeding
Pretty please?

Coming down
Smoke a big fatty
Much better

I hold your sweet buns
And spread open your fat ass
Breath in deep your scent

Fuck, are you smelly
I reach deeply into you
Let's start partying

Assless chaps
A fine day to live
Happiness

Do not think badly
Of my addiction to porn
You are just ugly

I am your Walrus
And you my strong Carpenter
We think with our butts

I am your Walrus
And you my strong Carpenter
We with our butts

Love Mondays
Said no one ever
Garfield life

Why am I here now
Lost with no map to find me
Peanut butter sucks

The tide rolls in fast
Carrying Cthulu's fart
A wave full of stank

A haiku a day
Keeps Nobunaga away
Or some such bullshit

How my anus bleeds
Why did I use a pinecone
Fuck flossing your butt

A scented chocolate
Made of grinded hearts and lungs
Its messy business

Put ones composition absent for write essay for me any day time or a couple of as well as come back to it. The fresh eye people provide will likely be great.bra stickers

Oh, you like boogers?
I composed a long poem
all about boogers.

"Ode to the Bloody Booger Parked on the Wall Above the Urinal in the Men's Bathroom"

It's on Scribd. Look it up! ;-)
I'm not even putting the link on here. See how nice I am.

The SPAM has returned!
I never thought I'd miss it.
We can gripe again!

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Can you make music?
Write songs about boogers.
Sell them to parents.

Bruce Jenner is hot.
Excuse me, I mean Kaitlyn.
The norm in Thailand.

I would eat her out.
I bet it smells pretty good.
Better than real twat.

Something happened weird
Because of spite, it was feared
Everyone got beered

Put in
on your shoulders,
head.

life be full of angst
but if it all down to me
then i be chillin"

set us up the do
donald trump's hat is awesome
but it's full of shit

I like bologna.
Velveeta and bologna.
On white Rainbow bread.

I like what he says.
Trump will be a great leader.
He will save us all.

Do you need some rope?
Can you tie him well enough
to sink to bottom?

Jump like a piglet
Unless that is what you are
In that case....eat pooh

I want you to come.
First come out of the closet.
Then come in my ass.

you want me to come
but i tell you i'm a fruit
and we cantaloupe

earlier today
my molar calved a toothberg
it's global warming

Mathematical
hair piece simplex tableau job.
Should have used slide rule.

Budge the dry grease turds.
The dried shat my poo-poo is.
I'm constipated.

Judge me by these words
Decide what my value is
I am idiot

The girl shows her ass.
She gets mad when old men look.
Filthy old perverts.

Age speeds sense of time
Exponentially inclined
Moment compression

Something is missing.
I'll buy a pocket pussy.
That should fill the hole.

just friends, she and I
she leads knowing I'll follow
her long skirt billows

I just found this site,
I don't think they are that bad,
perhaps I'm stupid

We can't get enough,
so we come to your country,
and steal all your stuff

Hannibal Lector:
Do you know why I hate clowns?....
'Cause they taste funny!

Licking a clowns brain
Who's birthday party is this?
What am I doing?

Stick hand in bear cave
Find decaying park ranger
You should not do that

Head like a trumpet.
Squid that resembles an ass.
A thousand dumb stairs.

It has been 4 months,
(Or something like that whateves)
the flat fish is back.

But Obama's hot.
I mean, look at that tight ass.
You know you'd tap that!

idiots in charge
but i didn't vote for them
it's a shit sandwich

I shart politics
give me something I can eat
then post and repeat

sunshine and moonbeams
republicans and drag queens
media extremes

Plea deal:
While he's in prison
he can still get free foot longs
with extra mayo.

Jared starts and ends
career the exact same way:
getting in small pants.