I've been wanking it.
For almost thirty-five year.
And it's still working.
by Anonymous Poet
well, fuck you capture
your pathetic tiny font
mocking my optics
by ash
all hail the blue sky
and plus one for cumuli
heavenly high five
by ash
So have you prepared?
It's the last great extinction.
What's in your stew pot?
by Anonymous Poet
There is no freedom.
Boundaries, borders, cages.
Com part mental eyes.
by Darth Figpucker
If you have two balls
and you take away two balls,
then what do you have?
by Caitlyn Jenner
One day God farted.
This event was the Big Bang.
Holy pinto beans.
by I speak nothing of which you know.
All throughout the day
you must always ask yourself:
What would Darth Maul do?
by Anonymous Poet
Sun rise tomorrow
I will see it and wonder
Fucking Universe
by I know nothing of which you speak
My mom taught English.
Agustin English that is.
What an idiot.
by Anonymous Poet
Accept correction
Or else you won't get published
If that's what you want
by Anonymous Poet
Please accept the enclosed submission for consideration for publication
by G David Schwartz of Cincinnati, Ohio
"Santorum latte!"
The Starbucks barista yelled.
No one even knew.
by Darth Figpucker
Ring Out Solstice Bells.
That is a Jethro Tull song.
Keep U2 down there.
by Anonymous Poet
the winter solstice
has finally come and gone
and not before time
by ash
Life is horrible.
It's worse when there's poetry.
Thus it is proven.
by Darth Figpucker
when the air outside
is half as warm as the surf
i shall call it cold
by ash
Sidney has winter?
What, like 50's and 60's?
Fahrenheit, of course.
Lord, stop your bitching.
It's hardly three feet of snow
and slick, icy roads.
by DF
sydney isn't cheap
but it is embarrassing
the pm is derp
by ash
I can't believe this.
I just farted a haiku.
Five, seven, five toots.
by Darth Figpucker
Ash, you need to move.
I recommend Hawaii.
But it's expensive.
Learn to live with less.
Then you'll find that you have more.
Oh, I am so deep.
by Darth Figpucker.
speaking of seasons
fuck winter with a large rake
it deserves to die
by ash
Ride rainbow muskrat
Escape clutches of evil
Be superhero!
by Anonymous Poet
haiku my haiku
rise up and hear my poem
or buy boner pills
by ash
I need my coffee.
Or someone else's coffee.
I really don't care.
by Darth Figpucker
Well, I must confess,
I do, do that to doo doo.
Ahead of the times?
by Anonymous Poet
All men will do this.
Use their pee blast to clean poop
stuck on the toilet.
by Darth Figpucker
There will come a day.
Roving nano cameras
will replace porn sites.
by Darth Figpucker
I have a chicken.
I want to violate her.
The neighbors might see.
by Darth Figpucker
I saw a rainbow
On the day my grandma died.
Fuckin' lesbian!
by Bo Burnham
lament of the new
"webpage not available"
tears in my coffee
by studboy of Santa Monica, CA
iamback has a
Star Wars themed anal dildo.
It's a light saber!
by Darth Figpucker
Speaking of Star Wars,
How do you like the trailer?
Kicking a dead horse?
I guess it's not dead
if it keeps spitting out cash.
Where's my light saber?
by Darth Figpucker
time to rise philae !
perihelion is near
you have work to do
by ash
Ah yes. Gay StarWars themed wedding. Where's JanAss The Hutt with her elegant boo-tay? Nippress reading Proust aloud while Ash weeps openly whilst licking the pages if GQ Mazagine.
by iamback
Ashy Nippressy....two as one, one as two. Lovers of the gay, taking a poo.
by iamback
Ash.....Nippress.......Darth Gaydar and StormPooper. They have great lil' Jawa babies from having the gay sex.
by iamback
ten trillion dollars ?
all your basis are belong
chinese stock market
by ash
Stan is an asshat
He stole all my Doritos
I must be avenged!
by Anonymous Poet
Bodily functions
do not create bad haiku.
It's vice versa.
by Darth Figpucker
She has got nice tits.
But then so does her brother.
Both are natural.
by Anonymous Poet
who buys a great dane ?
surely coprophiliacs
who like foamy drool
by ash
healthy choice for me
what's next for my svelte body?
Peppermint Patty!
by studboy of Santa Monica, CA
Robert E. Howard's
Conan the Barbarian
walked by and farted.
by Darth Figpucker
typing slowly now
was working diligently
then coffee ran out
by studboy of Santa Monica, CA
haiku after lunch
I am procrastinating
in Lil Bub we trust
by studboy of Santa Monica, CA
we're in awesome times
surely, world peace not far off
Sriracha mayo
by studboy of Santa Monica, CA
we are so lonely
wifi has forsaken us
no route to host found
by studboy of Santa Monica, CA
though we cannot work
internet we love you so
we blame Verizon
by studboy of Santa Monica, CA
when the network fails
lonely T-rex plays with me
curse you, Pterodactyl!
by studboy of Santa Monica, CA
