Jerry is not dead.
He's hanging out with Elvis.
In Cabo Wabo.
by Anonymous Poet
The worth of my birth.
The universe is now worse.
That's the 2nd Law.
by Anonymous Poet of of above love dove glove
New Grateful Dead tour.
Jerry's corpse made a puppet.
It sounds much better.
by Darth Figpucker, of course!
Goats climbing tall trees.
Captchas on a mailbox.
Razor blades in soap.
by Anonymous Poet
Poison Ivy pus.
Crusty bloody underwear.
Swollen painful dick.
by Anonymous Poet
These words of wisdom.
Say "Horsey Teepee Soupey".
But stand on your head.
by Kindergarten Mantra Recitation Ball of Not at the park, dammit.
Are you a flounder?
Flounders am very tasty.
Yes, almighty Bob.
by Anonymous Poet
I like boxes box-
es taste good yum yum yum yum
that was delicious
by Flat the Fish of of of of of of
1 2 3 4 5
6 7 8 9 0 1
2 3 4 5 6
by FLAT the Fish of Under the Sea
On to my Facebook
Many people are posting
Escalator vids
by FLAT the Fish of Canada
Some Haiku appears
Unrequested, undesired.
Mind bleach hold promise.
by Rigsby K. of Texas
looking for meaning
i was distracted instead
by more bad haiku
by ash
Drunken poetry
Like drawing on snow with piss
Messy and stupid
by Anonymous Poet
There's nothing to say.
That's why the useless nonsense.
It's time to take drugs.
by Anonymous Poet
Are aliens here?
Must be better things to do
than hang out on earth.
by Anonymous Poet
I am addicted.
To reality TV.
Oprah will not help.
by Anonymous Poet
It was a nice week.
Spambots are back in full force.
Cyber task force fail.
by Anonymous Poet
Commas can get fucked.
Language lives like modest muse.
Regret your abuse
by Anonymous Poet
Get it over with.
Admit you have a problem.
Put it on T.V.
by Reality Bites
My pregnant mistress.
Your pet blue-ringed octopus.
It is a fair trade.
by Anonymous Poet
how i love this site
the insight is outta sight
hidden meaningful
by ash
I knew a Dong once.
So beautiful and timid.
She can't leave China
by I no nut thing
Dare you right the dong?
The dong is made of wood AND
you might get splinters.
by ...in yo booty!
The flautist's flatus
flatly flew flamboyantly,
flapping flabby ass.
Flimsy flip-flops flap
and slap the tarmac whack,
like a booty smack.
This is such high art.
You get high and munch and fart.
Your brain blown apart.
by iamback's gay lover in R2D2 costume with glory hole. of Penn State Lockerroom
Dare you ride the boat?
The boat is made of wood but
the wood is plastic
by Flat the Fish
Haikus are stupid
They need many syllables
Well screw you Haiku look I'm already over limit.
by Flat the Fish
how does one rescue
someone who seems too trapped to
rescue from rescue?
by ronin
recital off taste
roleplays on display refer
to the dropbox site
by ronin
on the other side
inhaling rancid flatus
may make you expire
by ash
"Rectal embouchure"
conjures imagery of
farting into flutes.
by Darth Figpucker of evi1 - a novel about you
quite contrarily
skilful rectal embouchure
can be breathtaking
by ash
You are what you do
Sometimes someone does nothing
Ceasing to exist
by Deep like a puddle
Just say N2O.
Grateful Dead nitrous balloons.
Memory brain flush.
by Anonymous Poet
A week without SPAM.
I will celebrate with drugs.
Nitrous oxide blast.
by Darth Figpucker of Dentist office theft, huffing away.
This website is dead.
Parasites have drained its life.
Spouses do that too.
by Anonymous Poet
She is just busy
teaching her pet crocktopus
how to fetch surfers
by I know nothing
I think Janis quit.
Spammers have defeated her.
What a horrid shame.
by Anonymous Poet
Let us now compose
poetry that offends God
so that He appears.
by Anonymous Poet
What do you call an
Arab who has goats and sheep?
He's bisexual!
by Anonymous Poet
Vaginoplasty.
Virgin tightness is restored.
Or just fuck black guys.
by Anonymous Poet
Telephone pole big.
Satisfy a blue whale.
Penile implant.
by Anonymous Poet
I don't need your love.
I need a million dollars.
Now go sell your ass.
by Pimp Mac Daddy
I want to leave earth.
Launch me with bottle rockets.
Don't need life support.
by Anonymous Poet
That is one brave man.
I bet he's a real bad-ass.
Bad mother fucker.
by Anonymous Poet
This is not a haiku.
Fuck haikus and fuck you too.
by Anonymous Poet
Online gambling?
Only if there's cockfighting!
Must be live, of course.
by Hillbilly w/ computer of My cousin's house about to make some babies.
You know what suck ass?
Combustion analysis.
Who cares what it is?!
by fuck chemistry! fuck it hard!
Seven day old SPAM.
It is rather disgusting.
Please throw it away.
by Darth Figpucker
I'll breathe Hitler's farts,
and probably eat your shit.
Molecule or two?
by Whole lot of love
God can eat my shit.
The universe is garbage.
It should be destroyed.
by Forty-Two
