She's my step sister!
And we are deeply in love.
Mind your own business.

Lots of people care!
More than they love poetry.
Get off your sister.

Will Pacquiao win?
Or will it be Mayweather?
Who gives a rat's ass!

Post influenza
thick Nickelodian slime
fills my sinuses.

Common signature.
Always writes about douche bags.
His wife should get one.

Flatulent old toad.
Croaks his rancid methane belch.
Global warming frogs.

people on streets
robes attire ford
blame canada

Inside the roof.
Under the clouds.

Flush it all away.
I do not need to worry.
I know how to swim.

I traveled through time.
I brought back a dinosaur.
T-rex McNuggets.

Bicycle powered.
Enormous gyrating dong.
Self lubricated.

I'd poop in your yard.
Please put your address on here.
I'll be there shortly.

Let Bob do his job.
He's fertilizing your yard.
See how green it is!

"Bob" is palindrome
Bob is also a douche bag
Who poops in my yard

The spam bots forgot
to attach their stupid links.
Nothing but "Hello!"

farts
testing...

your lost palindrome
feel like you're going backwards ?
can't have it both ways

I wrote a novel.
It's also a palindrome.
Forgot to hit save.

I hate all poems
That's why I write characters
do weird things to them

I hate all people.
That's why I write poetry.
I should do drive-by's.

What would people do
if I recited at them
from my car window?

Outlaw all clothing.
Naked people ev'rywhere.
Move to Florida.

The industrious
will gather up the bullshit
to put on gardens.

But there is no truth.
There is only the bullshit.
Oooo, I'm so profound.

Where others see truth,
the weary smell the bullshit
I blame the cattle!

Stealing is not cool.
Unless you steal condoms.
Then it is okay.

Dead men tell no lies.
But they can get erections.
And they poop themselves.

To write good haiku,
the last line should be subtle.
Fish don't fart bubbles.

It is all the same.
Had sex, made love to, or fucked.
Now do a hand stand.

The roasted flesh of
five castrated gummy bears
clog up my e-bong.

I put Viagra
in the Eucharist wafers.
Oh, those silly priests.

Do you have a fave?
Which haiku do you like best?
I know it's not mine.

Garlic anchovy
ghost pepper cappuccino.
Burping fire balls.

.
life like a shadow
Darkly casting our presence
of no real substance.

I''m so fortunate.
My penis is very large.
Guinea pigs love me.

Bring me a Mai Thai!
Or a Pina Colada!
Or a fucking beer!

You may suck my farts.
Get on your knees with a straw.
I've been eating eggs.

I hate you so much.
I hope your dick gets bit off
by snapping turtles.

Hate is forever.
Love is an invented lie.
But it gets you laid.

Back from Jacking It.
San Diego is awesome.
There's no better place.

Summer time titties.
Blooming like flowers in spring.
I'll go jack off now.

There's no better high.
Inject snake venom mixtures.
You'll live forever.

This will not make sense.
Poets would not understand.
Deep fried tape worm snacks.

I'd like to offend.
The dead, living, and unborn.
Eat a balut egg.

Fortunate person
Lives in a place where writing
Earns living wages

Practice makes perfect
unless you practice it wrong
In which case, you suck

I have work to do.
Of course I'm not doing it.
Stupid ass clients.

Endangered tortoise.
Airport security glitch.
hidden up my ass.

Stoned cunt ooze high coos.
Listen to the blues and snooze.
Beggers cannot choose.

Gingers have no soul.
They are walking meat puppets.
Eric Cartman knows.

Sell me things I need,
like a soul or a conscience.
I would if I could

Hello!
You can't pass it up.
The deal of a lifetime.
Buy before it's gone.