I hate all people.
That's why I write poetry.
I should do drive-by's.

What would people do
if I recited at them
from my car window?

Outlaw all clothing.
Naked people ev'rywhere.
Move to Florida.

The industrious
will gather up the bullshit
to put on gardens.

But there is no truth.
There is only the bullshit.
Oooo, I'm so profound.

Where others see truth,
the weary smell the bullshit
I blame the cattle!

Stealing is not cool.
Unless you steal condoms.
Then it is okay.

Dead men tell no lies.
But they can get erections.
And they poop themselves.

To write good haiku,
the last line should be subtle.
Fish don't fart bubbles.

It is all the same.
Had sex, made love to, or fucked.
Now do a hand stand.

The roasted flesh of
five castrated gummy bears
clog up my e-bong.

I put Viagra
in the Eucharist wafers.
Oh, those silly priests.

Do you have a fave?
Which haiku do you like best?
I know it's not mine.

Garlic anchovy
ghost pepper cappuccino.
Burping fire balls.

.
life like a shadow
Darkly casting our presence
of no real substance.

I''m so fortunate.
My penis is very large.
Guinea pigs love me.

Bring me a Mai Thai!
Or a Pina Colada!
Or a fucking beer!

You may suck my farts.
Get on your knees with a straw.
I've been eating eggs.

I hate you so much.
I hope your dick gets bit off
by snapping turtles.

Hate is forever.
Love is an invented lie.
But it gets you laid.

Back from Jacking It.
San Diego is awesome.
There's no better place.

Summer time titties.
Blooming like flowers in spring.
I'll go jack off now.

There's no better high.
Inject snake venom mixtures.
You'll live forever.

This will not make sense.
Poets would not understand.
Deep fried tape worm snacks.

I'd like to offend.
The dead, living, and unborn.
Eat a balut egg.

Fortunate person
Lives in a place where writing
Earns living wages

Practice makes perfect
unless you practice it wrong
In which case, you suck

I have work to do.
Of course I'm not doing it.
Stupid ass clients.

Endangered tortoise.
Airport security glitch.
hidden up my ass.

Stoned cunt ooze high coos.
Listen to the blues and snooze.
Beggers cannot choose.

Gingers have no soul.
They are walking meat puppets.
Eric Cartman knows.

Sell me things I need,
like a soul or a conscience.
I would if I could

Hello!
You can't pass it up.
The deal of a lifetime.
Buy before it's gone.

Graffiti poems
Going up here by the hour
Change in the weather

Citronella bug
Candles, grill, tourists, star light
Sea gulls and stoners

Disposable things
Become the vital items
In consumer cult

Trash to trasures

Hello!
Yuppie spring time rite.
Banana plants are brought out.
Espresso beer bong.

belief systems go
to explain phases of life
child, adult, parent

trials and fixtures of
life, leading to a fight of
fight or flight instincts

some folks survive to
fill the rocking chairs of the
world, watching the woods

excess leads to that
boredom ennui thingy, where
people post their feelings

what was the Net like
in the beginning before
it became kudzu

i am in a phase
of my life stagnant where I
think many end up

wanting to escape
the hustle of others, their plans
man off to Walden

used books are a thing
seems to be harder to find
i want library

a wall of volumes
fill the empty spaces not
touched by the Net space

i wonder what kinds
of meaningless poetry
i can post on here

i am now making
observations of the jock
impatient man there

hyperactive sports
fan twitches with ADD
ticks next to me here

i prefer ADHD

Hello!
I think if you start
your haiku as I just did,
The spam bots will die!

Hello!

Two gays are fucking.
The one on top says to the
one on the bottom:

I need to go piss;
While I'm gone please do not cum;
Wait for me, okay?

The one on bottom
says, of course I'll wait for you;
but please hurry back.

But when he returns
there's cum all over the place;
all over the sheets,

even on the walls,
the ceiling, the ceiling fan,
the curtains and rug.

"Hey, you said you'd wait!"
The irate top gay exclaims.
"You came without me!"

Bottom boy replies:
"No, I did not cum at all.
I farted, my love!"

Goodbye!

Hello!

Vegetarian
after church anal party
enema blaster.

Time keeps on moving
Always does not mean all ways
Eternity now