The internet used
To be that thing hipsters and
Nerds had much fun on

Now what, CNN
Boner pills, Google, and no
More paper irs

Was on a collar
Making website, spam spam spam
But sexy collars

I find spam splattered
All over the place here, so as
Bad as my stuff is

Here goes

Sooner or later
The subtle gift emerges
A welcome surprise

The weather is warm.
I want to go out to play.
But I am grounded.

I like Italian.
I don't fear the pasta beast.
I would eat it up!

Spaghetti monster.
Why have you forsaken me?
You do not exist.

Farts are not funny.
But try telling that to kids.
I need to buy beans.

Twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are
Burning ball of gas?

A blank page replaced
by empty computer screen
Fresh, empty canvas

How the shit backs up.
This site needs and e-plunger.
What are these IP's?

Penile implants.
Breast enlargement addiction.
More machine than man.

I guess Ash likes *MASH*.
Well so who the hell doesn't?
War, humor, and booze.

home of henry blake
was bloomington, illinois
he didn't come back

I am so happy!
I don't have a small penis!
It's a giant clit!

Nothing more fun than
Trolling the ignorant troll
Hope he comes back soon ;-)

here for a short time
but never for a good time
you are back briefly

I've never had sex.
That is why I'm so angry.
No one could love me.

I like to butt chug
Listerine and acetone.
Jugalo white trash.
(woot woot.)

I don't think I'm gay,
but I would sure fuck Yoda.
Bang that tight green ass.

I have itchy balls
I think I have crabs down there
Please mommy help me

Funnily enough
My ip address tracks to
"Normal, Illinois"

Here's the stupid thing
This silly trolling asshat
Keeps on coming back

the moving troll writes
and having nothing to say
surprises no-one

No need to worry.
If you can see the tiger,
he is not hungry.

--Thai forest guide

to punish a child
physically in Vatican
under whose robes

The frozen grass,
Keyboard warrior
and other ideas
this is Albert.

The name of the game
Headliners stray
on the bleachers
Concussions no more

Cast away your fears!
Unless you dread wild tigers...
'cause those can hurt you

I have realized
All my homophobia:
I like to suck dick.

I love trolling this
site. Mostly because I am
really quite dickless

What must I be now?
No longer my teenage angst
a fully grown troll.

I could use some strange.
Some strange strange from outer space.
Star Trek poon be good!

I don't wipe my ass.
I pour water down my back.
Quit killing the trees.

Physics 2 is hard.
Physics 1 is not too bad.
Magnetism sucks.

au revoir discworld
goodbye sir terry pratchett
your books will live on

I will give myself
Commit communicating
Thank you for this chance

Momentarily
lost my beer, then feeling scared
fought five or six bears

I wish I had more
Seattle laundromat sex
With angry gophers

Bicycle in shed
Dodge pickup parked on the street
Yet I choose to walk

My penis fell off.
Quick, go get the super glue!
Goddamn leprosy.

Supernatural
Ain't super or natural
Words will lie to you

Pooping on Arabs.
It's a rather fun pastime.
They pay me for it.

Hamburgler killed mom
Ronald McDonald killed dad
The food will kill me

There are no savings.
Call it daylight spending time.
Damn the Eskimos!

Always I try to
put it in a vagina.
So suck it up, ho!

Daylight savings time
Is nothing more than a scam
One hour less to sleep

Sometimes I cry too
But I'm not a vagina
So suck it up bruh

This is a haiku.
Or maybe it's a surf board.
I'll let you decide.

That's just my head lice
There is shampoo that kills them
and destroys their souls