Forty-two degrees.
I enjoy flicking boogers.
The perfect angle.

you can eat my dust
we're getting a new kitchen
eventually

New ice age appears
Melting will clean it all up
Then we go party

Six is difficult
Being nice even more so
I know how that goes

you can count to five
and you can count to seven
poetic failure

American snow
Carrying a chemical
Dawn of a new age

I can count to five
and I can count to seven
poetic masterpiece!

Got me a ticket.
Found fifteen cents and a hat.
Lottery winner!

My money is on
Nuclear catastrophe,
or maybe zombies

Let's go spread disease.
No other way to save earth.
Extinction event.

I like hamburgers
even if they don't have ham
They should stop lying

Isn't it funny
that Valentines Day has the
initials VD.

Disable symbols.
Especially these two here.
The spam will then die.

< and >

Do you need money?
Education is pointless.
Just go rob a bank.

Disable the code.
I mean the HTML.
The spammers will go.

Big data is fucked
The machines taking over
Don tin-foil hat

I refuse to quit
Maybe I am a dumb shit
I say, "so be it."

Back in the old days
The internet seemed so safe
Large listening device

blue ties
smiling at me
nothing but blue ties
do I see

you turds
parroting on
nothing but three words
that's too long

never saw the house looking so sad
never saw things going so bad
promises made, hurrying by
when you're in power, my how you lie

blue days
time you were gone
nothing but turnbull
from now on

I need to go shit.
I will force it if I must.
Watch my veins bulge out.

I want to own gold.
Platinum is okay too.
But gold is pretty.

Vaginas are bad.
They're even downright evil.
'Cause they make people.

Poo-poo is taboo.
Who do you know in the zoo?
The blue kangaroo.

Dingleberry pie.
Rhinoceroses are great.
Do you like my hat?

Haikus are awesome
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

Jake, you silly fool.
Enjambment is a no-no.
Use three sentences.

This is a guide to
how many syllables you
need in a Haiku.

Tor, you need a whore.
Cash is real; VD is real.
And there is no love.

I just listened to
Careful with That Axe Eugene.
Brings back memories.

Love is a mirage
We share smiles but what's the point?
I need something real.

Is it the last storm
Spirals out of order, plows
Make snow ziggurats

Football game today
How could some become obsessed
with sweaty mean men

Magic hamster talks
about philosophy and
the beauty of life

You know you are grown
Old when pay phones are for sale
In antique locales

It sucks getting old.
Watching porn does not arouse.
Should I click the spam?

The spam viking sketch
Seems quite appropro to the
Ongoing pill bots

Flying saucer goat
Travels amongst the planets
Bringing joy to all

My wife just farted.
I breathed it in quite deeply.
I wish I hadn't.

Let's talk about sex
Just kidding, let's please not
I'm still a virgin

What is to stop me
From making a long ass post
On this stupid site?

Feelings are mixed say
I hate amazon but I
Get stuff cheaper there

Or wal mart with cheap
Everything who can keep
That bunch down? Amazon

The danger is not
Being tough enough in mind
To say fuck you to

The right people

Folks seem to indulge
Excess tolerate it then
Puritans take charge

A child's wisdom.
I don't know what nothing is.
And I never will.

If you are a whore,
Limit the number of Johns.
Or you will be numb.

Think guns and roses
For sale on vinyl 2015
Hows times really change

After fifteen years
I think I'd move on and let words
Remain on the webpage

What if poetry
Is bisexual then does
It fail with both sexes?

I felt real life true
Solid depression here when
I wrote taking it

Personally, feeling
Leave the field to the ghetto rats
Let them burn their own

I don't like how folks
Live in bubbles talking to
Themselves like budgies

Attack their own reflection