Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 48 Days and 77440 Haiku later...

Pulling diaper tabs
Hoping for the best my love
Mudslide triggers rebirth
Haiku # 49841, July 10, 2013 4:27 pm ET
by toddburke of Monrovia, CA USA
in recline with wine
plotting lurid crimes of mind
ineffectual
Haiku # 49840, July 9, 2013 3:30 am ET
by Lush
and then a lame one
standards met without acclaim
a silent triumph
Haiku # 49839, July 9, 2013 3:23 am ET
by Lush
a collective gripe
against hollow, timid tripe
this my site of might
Haiku # 49838, July 9, 2013 3:21 am ET
by Lush
and it is so on
my end of things, summer heat
winter comes, snow

can't win can we oh
canada to new england
too much snow or heat
Haiku # 49837, July 7, 2013 11:03 pm ET
by vhs
the humidity
is oozing its way inside
my bedroom window
Haiku # 49836, July 7, 2013 9:33 pm ET
by C. Lacey of Toronto
then again between films
with zombies and villians turned
good, what are the trends?
Haiku # 49835, July 7, 2013 5:28 pm ET
by vhs
of course there's those you
call your friends and they just may
be that central weight

gives life that meaning
Haiku # 49834, July 7, 2013 5:27 pm ET
by vhs
nothing stays the same
tenuous realities
uncertain futures
Haiku # 49833, July 6, 2013 7:56 pm ET
by ash
how to reconcile
many strive, others revile
i'll just wait awhile
Haiku # 49832, July 3, 2013 1:19 am ET
by Lush
boredom mutilates
alcohol and congealed fats
ruin the remains
Haiku # 49831, July 3, 2013 12:57 am ET
by Lush
fried prawns and foie gras
t. soprano ducked bullets
these took him downtown
Haiku # 49830, July 3, 2013 12:52 am ET
by Lush
I'm sorry, I'm a
thinking walter mathau and
the other guy there

from the very film
or the old man from pawn stars
makes me laugh a bit
Haiku # 49829, July 2, 2013 12:17 pm ET
by vhs
those angry young men
become grumpy older men
human erosion
Haiku # 49828, July 2, 2013 8:40 am ET
by ash
somehow the angry
younger man died in me and
replaced by well, what?
Haiku # 49827, July 2, 2013 1:35 am ET
by vhs
this isn't that big
a deal to me anymore
it's sad that that's so...
Haiku # 49826, July 1, 2013 11:23 am ET
by vhs
The sphinx's sphincter
and King Tut's butt banged by
Isis' strap-on.

Egyptian sushi
mummified, lubricated,
soy sauce enema.
Haiku # 49825, July 1, 2013 6:48 am ET
by evi1 - a novel about you of Darth Figpucker
The two-headed sphinx:
Spider Jerusalem's cat
smoking cigarettes.
Haiku # 49824, June 30, 2013 10:12 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker
Fibonacci primes
give me a huge erection.
(Huge for a gerbil.)
Haiku # 49823, June 30, 2013 10:07 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker of Wikipedia mathematical pervert lurking in the shadows.
not my last gasp yet
but as for intolerance
my list is growing
Haiku # 49822, June 30, 2013 4:49 am ET
by ash
Road kill giant rat.
Ten inches nose to ass.
Philippine beauty.
Haiku # 49821, June 29, 2013 10:28 am ET
by Click to see Chicken Fucker video on Youtube of Darth Figpucker
intolerance was
the last gasp in the life of
someone just fed up
Haiku # 49820, June 29, 2013 9:32 am ET
by vhs
no apostrophe !
such haiku catastrophe
prompts apoplexy
Haiku # 49819, June 29, 2013 12:46 am ET
by ash
My haiku's are lame
Some of them are a real shame
It's the haiku game
Haiku # 49818, June 28, 2013 9:19 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
speaking of illness
your recurrence has more troll
than trolololo
Haiku # 49817, June 27, 2013 8:26 am ET
by ash
Nippress and Ash
Doing gay el sexo
Was married in
Gay Star Wars Themed
Wedding
As StormPooper
And Darth Gaydar
Now they Live
Gayily after ever
Janice the Hutt
Officiated the
Gay debacle.
Haiku # 49816, June 26, 2013 8:57 pm ET
by iamback
unfortunately
chalk up another bad day
for recrudescence
Haiku # 49815, June 26, 2013 8:40 am ET
by ash
date dots on the food
or was it masking tape on
ok it's a damned place

where people cook your
meals, and you go in and you EAT
your fois away
Haiku # 49814, June 23, 2013 1:40 am ET
by vhs
what happened to the
free internet and the paid
magazine? dead dead
Haiku # 49813, June 23, 2013 1:38 am ET
by vhs
they stole my haiku
and while we both have polish
mine has native shine
Haiku # 49810, June 20, 2013 8:56 am ET
by ash
Farts used to wage war.
Sulfide stench in the trenches.
Damn my wife's big ass!
Haiku # 49809, June 19, 2013 8:17 am ET
by Darth Figpucker
a warning then, may
be these are my first words and
far from the last ones
Haiku # 49808, June 19, 2013 12:59 am ET
by vhs
well isn't this a
dadaist paraside
so precise, yet not
Haiku # 49807, June 19, 2013 12:57 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
what ya on about ?
you're changing like the weather
and i need firm ground
Haiku # 49806, June 18, 2013 3:24 pm ET
by Praca w Niemczech of U.S.
were not a lot of
these haiku death poems as
samurai's last words?
Haiku # 49805, June 18, 2013 3:22 pm ET
by kredyt mieszkaniowy
the pocket call with
garbled voices over cell
crackle frack flick flum
Haiku # 49804, June 18, 2013 3:21 pm ET
by praca w domu of Sandiego
Men who fuck chickens
are known as chicken-fuckers.
Doth Sayeth The Lord.

-1st Corinthians 3:3... or something.
Haiku # 49803, June 18, 2013 11:43 am ET
by Darth Figpucker
take my word for it
a life of constant surprise
is pretty tiring
Haiku # 49802, June 18, 2013 7:47 am ET
by ash
a prolapsed navel
umbilical hernia
weight lifting malaise
Haiku # 49801, June 18, 2013 4:22 am ET
by Lush
Dead dried frog in street.
Frisbee for Philippine kids.
And jerky for lunch.
Haiku # 49800, June 17, 2013 4:09 am ET
by Darth Figpucker
well between spambots
viagra ads and so on
get to haiku foks...

even if this pleases the dadaist
in me
Haiku # 49799, June 16, 2013 11:03 pm ET
by vhs
tamil and camel
smoked a major, hello
from maine, rewind time
Haiku # 49793, June 13, 2013 1:00 pm ET
by vhs
sleep well

on bed sex well done

just for dreams

Haiku # 49792, June 12, 2013 4:53 pm ET
by otteri selvakumar of 13,santhiyappa street, otteri, chennai, 600012
moon less sky

frog sing again a sound

a dark
Haiku # 49791, June 12, 2013 4:39 pm ET
by otteri selvakumar of 13,santhiyappa street, otteri, chennai, 600012
my haiku is not

5-7-5 so what?

search google

Haiku # 49790, June 12, 2013 4:34 pm ET
by otteri selvakumar of 13,santhiyappa street, otteri, chennai, 600012
moon raped

with black clouds

a rain kiss
Haiku # 49789, June 12, 2013 4:27 pm ET
by otteri selvakumar of 13,santhiyappa street, otteri, chennai, 600012
love fuck again

in my heart with hot

on the bed
Haiku # 49788, June 12, 2013 4:23 pm ET
by otteri selvakumar of 13,santhiyappa street, otteri, chennai, 600012
a wall Clock

afternoon 12 hours

thorns body relation
Haiku # 49787, June 12, 2013 4:19 pm ET
by otteri selvakumar of 13,santhiyappa street, otteri, chennai, 600012
open sky bed

sun and moon sleep

singing stars
Haiku # 49786, June 12, 2013 4:12 pm ET
by otteri selvakumar of 13,santhiyappa street, otteri, chennai, 600012
so sun hot

summer want too cool

go sun welcome moon
Haiku # 49785, June 12, 2013 4:07 pm ET
by otteri selvakumar of 13,santhiyappa street, otteri, chennai, 600012
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