Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #49825
The sphinx's sphincter
and King Tut's butt banged by
Isis' strap-on.

Egyptian sushi
mummified, lubricated,
soy sauce enema.
Haiku #49825
Posted: July 1, 2013 6:48 am ET
Poet & location: evi1 - a novel about you of Darth Figpucker