A strange place the internet
Humans, all toiling
Non-robotic spam
by Janis of Toronto
To the Ladies:
I'll write you a rhyme to tickle your ear.
Then pinch your bum to make you swear
and slap my face,
To my disgrace.
But, my! What a fine derriere!
by Anonymous Poet
Life suck, death swallows.
They should have sent
me to the gallows
when they had their chance.
With the dead I'll dance.
And laugh at he who follows.
by Anonymous Poet
I am here, yet I
am not here, I am never
I am not all here
by Shirley Smothers
if allen ginsburg
and jack kerouac had a
love child, two hearts BEAT?
by vhs
Major Tom Meets Captain Kirk Haiku
Major Tom come in.
Ground Control to Major Tom.
Were is Captain Kirk?
Ground Control come in.
Major Tom to Ground Control.
Captain Kirk is dead!
Come in Major Tom.
Your signal's weak. Say again.
Is there something wrong?
Tom to Ground Control
There is nothing I can do
Captain Kirk is blue.
This is Ground Control
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Who killed Captain Kirk?
I killed Captain Kirk!
All ahead warp factor two.
This story is true.
Where's Spock?
Inspired by "Space Oddity" by David Bowie
and "Where's Captain Kirk" by SpizzEnergy
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Much snow fell today
Roads are not cleared tonight
Certain crash, car dies
by ~Roberuto_Renga of deviantart
The trash cans do smell badly
Summer heat is not helping
Bad nausea comes
by ~Roberuto_Renga of deviantart
the pope resigned and
peter the roman comes? this
just might be the end
by vhs
well I'm shocked but I'm
also annoyed, because gen x
ate itself whilst slacking
if that's not cannibalism I don't
know what is
by vhs
old habits die hard
I can stop at any time
cannibalism
by Paul Dineen
seems like the old
erase the viagra rootkit
adds needs to get out
by vhs
I feel like I'm a
breaking record and I need
to take the needle off
by vhs
woe. whoah... a mourning.
the best tribute to demise?
a poignant silence.
by Lush
World's worst poetry
can be downloaded right here.
Just click on the link
Seriously, it's a sick disturbing/humorous novel with very bad poems interspersed throughout.
Hope you hate it. ;-)
evi1-a novel about you
by evi1 - a novel about you of ohio
Wife quit birth control.
I now have to use condoms.
My penis is sad.
by Anonymous Poet
Here's a grotesque joke.
You know what's an ICBM?
It's a frozen turd.
Get it? ICBM: icy BM
Well, at least it's not Cialis!
by Anonymous Poet
by the way folks of
toronto, you have a
korova milk bar
not quite like the one
in white plains, new york but
horrorshow, really
by vhs
I am tired of
being paranoid about
america gone mad
bookstores closing down
data mining prevalent
and it gets in the
way of my real creative desires
by vhs
girlfriend wanted:
girl next door type; smart, sexy
loves giving haiku
by crimson mind of Phoenix, AZ
My farts are divine.
From my ass wholly holy,
comes the wind of God.
by Anonymous Poet
A cold, cutting wind
punishes me savagely;
What have I done wrong?
by Amongst The Rabble
as time progresses
entropy, not progress is
the spirit rising
by vhs
A five syllable
Then a seven syllable
Next five syllable
by Shirley Smothers
did i smell something ?
like leftovers past their prime
itself a low point
by ash
apostrophe now !
or capital punishment
if i may be frank
by ash
no haiku today
stuck in a creative lull
no inspiration
by crimson mind of Phoenix, AZ
I don't honestly
care guy who's been here for so
long he needs to die
before he changes and
I imagine I need to die too
maybe good damn riddance
to both of us
by vhs
A wet wood fencepost;
Evidence of a rainstorm
That passed through last night
by Amongst The Rabble
The weather forecast
Gentle snow or heavy ice
San Antoni-NO
by Shirley Smothers
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=surveilence+culture&ei=UTF-8&fr=moz35
by vhs
find inspiration
a spiritual motive,
then go drink a beer.
by mundane
within this empire
should they make me a ruler
i'd prefer metric
by ash
Nothing Happened Today
five o-clock news cast
pretty anchor woman says
nothing to report
by crimson mind of Phoenix, AZ
why the universe
can't get the hell out of the way
when I have things
to do is always
a mystery to me
by vhs
an unblemished hope
might seam that shit together
or prove it's own void
by Lush of what do i know
vacant hereafter
or some corrupt thereafter
dwindles to the same
by Lush
one mustn't despair
generation density
son will rise again
by Lush
have to stay awake
i feel like sleeping right now
can't let my eyes close
by crimson mind of Phoenix, AZ
it's times when a doubt
hits a person, feels stuck keeps on
fighting but feels like
giving up, the old
introverted whine fest kicks
in but it is real...
by vhs
I collapse within
a dream of methods without
justice eludes
by Lush
vhs, my man
never doubt your value, son
please, please me. then...
by Lush
mine mirrored beauty
and wealth immeasurable
curse this small penis
by Lush
in an ideal world
i would be rich, good looking,
and not just well hung
by crimson mind of Phoenix, AZ
in an ideal world
i would be thin, rich, well hung
and good looking too
by crimson mind of Phoenix, AZ
one man's shit is but
another man's money so
pile on the shit and
grow something
by vhs
blow out the candles
the icepick in the shit cake
means the party's over
by ash
i would not do that
says a voice in my mind but
i do write haiku
by mastahari of Austria
Can't get credit cards
You would think that cash would do
So it goes I guess
by nombre
trying to be hip
when hip is dead and we all dead
and we should but don't
by vhs