"Awesome! Cool! Awesome!
Awesome! Awesome! Cool! Awesome!"
A quote from my boss :(

A talk with my boss
After this, I ask myself,
"Why do I work here?"

anthony bourdain, I
see him back then, focused, mad
and he looks better

with grey hair, fitter
he is a decent writer
from my point of view

the state in life when
I feel in the wilderness
and nothing doing

and we are used to
whatever that is it just
doesn't shock no more...

Some Haiku is good
My Haiku stinks like garbage
I am envious

it's not easy to
see christmas lights because it
reminds me who's not here

hallmarky things make
me mad but cynicism does
too, dead loved ones gone

the ones that stick by
have their own issues and
survive my own flaws

If I tried to sound
crazy and funny here I'd get
shot down real fast

blissfully clueless
is how I describe the gen
after yours and mine, crude

a lacklustre dome
entombs an autumnal daze
but one shade of grey

whilst beaded in sweat
or "abead" if you prefer
i bead a handbag

origin unknown
it shapes and shades each contour
who ( the #@!% ) turned on the lights?

I went down to the
crossroads, at midnight, waited
and nothing happened

liquid lightning made
in the woods in the moonlight
what they call moonshine

not bad lush, but if
the queen of sheba showed up
in canada I

think you might be a
very happy man for at
least a little while

but then i reflect
and huff spray paint thrice more
wasted pigment, son

i sit, i flit... damn
what the fuck i gonna do?
create some bullshit

vanity my ass
Solomon done got it wrong
boredom drives the art

soap operas, replaced
by youtube media and
now gen x grows old...

I am not clicking
on that link, I am just not
and I won't leave one

I'm so cool, ice cool
Cool like a high waterfall
In my Trilby Hat

And you call me a
dumb little chicken fucker
like it's a bad thing

you are outnumbered
in life as in death by those
condemned as fuckwads

Vaccine deniers;
Epidemiological
fuckwads of the earth.

eat, drink and be but
boy does it piss me off when
food becomes status

not something to enjoy

after that you rot
you can do that earlier
but it's less pleasant

do your time in life
then do your time in death and
after that then what?

it's just extremely
hard for me to follow adverb
ish verbose statments

(I liked it though)

inescapably
autobiographical
ineluctable

[alas]

grins, is this place a
hive of haiku and mos
eisley style critters?

I've spent my whole life
somewhere amongst the rabble;
Where else would I be?

I was bs, that
was short for bullshit it was
meant for irony

is it not an thing
ironic that irony is
a dead thing then...then...

I drank a bit and
opened a freaking twitter
I must have been drunk

Haiku comes and goes
Inspiration is lacking
Need a mews right now.

no, no... vhs
tried to submit void haiku
met by gate master

I take that personally dude

experiment failed...
how to signify nothing?
ellipses taboo

if I post something
here maybe you guys will get
going and post more stuff

my knee is throbbing
it's hot from staphylococcus
beware spurting pus

hot throbbing proceeds
time constricts, and then inflates
thump, thump... thump, thump... thump

as the pulse quickens
kick the fm radio
and dial 9 1 1

a rythmic pulsing
by tempo and depth hastens
Billy Squier: (The) Stroke

Not been on a bike
since i was 18, came off
1963

so i dropped the bike
and slid across the roadway
but i'm not dead yet

I hear my name called
Come William, come dance tango
OK I'm coming.

I hear my name called
Come William, come dance tango
OK I

I don't quite think in
floral language, I don't know
what you call my style

critique of style meets
difference of taste, still one
has to be themselves

how myriad tools
don't suffer for ambition
beggars my belief

balance of my time
carousing and repenting
vacant, relenting

anniversary
of time ill spent, composing
and well spent reading