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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
hot throbbing proceeds
time constricts, and then inflates
thump, thump... thump, thump... thump
Haiku # 49248 November 24, 2012 2:00 am ET
by Lush
as the pulse quickens
kick the fm radio
and dial 9 1 1
Haiku # 49247 November 24, 2012 1:57 am ET
by Lush
a rythmic pulsing
by tempo and depth hastens
Billy Squier: (The) Stroke
Haiku # 49246 November 24, 2012 1:55 am ET
by Lush
Not been on a bike
since i was 18, came off
1963
Haiku # 49245 November 22, 2012 2:45 am ET
by William of 650 Bonneville
so i dropped the bike
and slid across the roadway
but i'm not dead yet
Haiku # 49244 November 21, 2012 10:34 pm ET
by ash
I hear my name called
Come William, come dance tango
OK I'm coming.
Haiku # 49243 November 21, 2012 1:39 pm ET
by William
I hear my name called
Come William, come dance tango
OK I
Haiku # 49242 November 21, 2012 1:37 pm ET
by William
I don't quite think in
floral language, I don't know
what you call my style
Haiku # 49241 November 21, 2012 2:36 am ET
by vhs
critique of style meets
difference of taste, still one
has to be themselves
Haiku # 49240 November 21, 2012 2:35 am ET
by vhs
how myriad tools
don't suffer for ambition
beggars my belief
Haiku # 49239 November 19, 2012 10:30 pm ET
by Lush
balance of my time
carousing and repenting
vacant, relenting
Haiku # 49238 November 19, 2012 10:21 pm ET
by Lush
anniversary
of time ill spent, composing
and well spent reading
Haiku # 49237 November 19, 2012 10:18 pm ET
by Lush
I'm xorry. we have these
memories for a time and
come back, visit them.
Haiku # 49236 November 17, 2012 2:37 am ET
by vhs
Many hours spent here
my salvation whilst my wife
Lay slowly dying
Haiku # 49235 November 16, 2012 2:34 pm ET
by william of Thank you Janis.
Very, very bad.
So very very not good.
Can't help but laugh ha.
Haiku # 49233 November 16, 2012 11:03 am ET
by achelray of T-Drizzle
My sweet bad haiku
Horrible fucking poems
A whole 16 years
Haiku # 49232 November 16, 2012 10:58 am ET
by Janis of TDot.
the site grows older
but some trolls never grow up
blow me, zabadoo
Haiku # 49231 November 16, 2012 4:15 am ET
by ash
sixteen but not sweet
happy birthday bad haiku
i love you long time
Haiku # 49229 November 14, 2012 7:24 am ET
by ash
In a creepy house
I found an old creepy doll
Got out of there quick
Haiku # 49228 November 13, 2012 11:47 am ET
by Shirley Smothers
Want to learn the truth?
Listen to politicians
Do the opposite
Haiku # 49227 November 13, 2012 7:15 am ET
by William of Self-serving egotists
now I know why I'm
glad gen x is "over", folks
seem less x files and

the deal is more real
the challenges are concrete
rather than stale ghosts
Haiku # 49226 November 11, 2012 11:45 pm ET
by vhs
why do I feel like
the older folks get they get
cynical and cool
Haiku # 49225 November 11, 2012 2:27 pm ET
by vhs
in other words there's
a history of the end
of the world out there
Haiku # 49224 November 11, 2012 2:20 pm ET
by vhs
The Cuban blockade
The free world the missile crisis
Annihilation
Haiku # 49223 November 11, 2012 12:56 pm ET
by William of Meadia bullshit
The end of time's here?
who cares heard it all before
Were wiped out so what
Haiku # 49222 November 11, 2012 12:47 pm ET
by William of Theres nothing you can do about it.
congratulations
on mind reading, Chowderhead
you busted that shit
Haiku # 49221 November 11, 2012 12:00 am ET
by Lush
Sleep eludes me on
the AM Midtown Direct
thanks to Coughing Guy

Why not sit next to
Cell Phone Lady or Full Blast
iPod Hipster Ass?
Haiku # 49220 November 9, 2012 4:58 pm ET
by Chowderhead
at the turning points
in history how did folks
live thinking there was

no time left to live?
Haiku # 49219 November 8, 2012 10:07 pm ET
by vhs
why do people you
know even bother when there
is no tomorrow?

must be instinct
Haiku # 49218 November 8, 2012 9:59 pm ET
by vhs
whether this is the
end times or not some days the
weather does not shine
Haiku # 49217 November 8, 2012 5:47 pm ET
by vhs
nostradamus plays
more on history channels
than facts about pasts...
Haiku # 49216 November 8, 2012 5:46 pm ET
by vhs
I wrote that? what now
layer of hell did I go
to to dredge that up?
Haiku # 49215 November 8, 2012 5:45 pm ET
by vhs
the senses dulled down
survive the bad moods, ennui
paradiso revived?
Haiku # 49214 November 8, 2012 1:04 pm ET
by vhs
beagle on my lap
but I sense a looming crap
shall sleeping dogs lie?
Haiku # 49213 November 7, 2012 6:46 pm ET
by Lush
craving a speedball
Irish Coffee won't suffice
venomous River
Haiku # 49212 November 7, 2012 6:44 pm ET
by Lush
what do you call this
driftwood when it washes up
on shore at 5 am?
Haiku # 49211 November 6, 2012 9:34 pm ET
by vhs
nude in a hammock
stretched across a neighbor's porch
swinging morning wood
Haiku # 49209 November 6, 2012 2:44 am ET
by Lush
this is the time of
year of splitting wood and of
splitting headaches, fall

holidays, shopping
pissed off managers asserting
peon power, fudge

the christmas show
the season where love comes trapped
in a box o' wrap
Haiku # 49208 November 5, 2012 12:00 pm ET
by vhs
Autuminal hues
Cold misty mornings bird song
long winter shadows
Haiku # 49207 November 5, 2012 9:50 am ET
by William
Intolerable
Bad Haiku has lost its "Bad"
We need more postings
Haiku # 49206 November 5, 2012 9:39 am ET
by William
a broken motive
shuttered with tacit notice
provokes mutterance
Haiku # 49205 November 4, 2012 12:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
a hellscape anon
whereabouts we lilt, aimless
boundless, without point
Haiku # 49204 November 4, 2012 12:32 am ET
by Lush
patterns arising
from simply interlaced threads
omigosh, l'hopital
Haiku # 49203 November 4, 2012 12:26 am ET
by Lush
perhaps the reverse
a dalliance in blank verse
tossed to the lions
Haiku # 49202 November 4, 2012 12:24 am ET
by Lush
a lovelorn letter
for an audience of none
shattered matter falls
Haiku # 49201 November 4, 2012 12:21 am ET
by Lush
all it takes is one
good or bad event to crush
or awaken voice
Haiku # 49200 November 3, 2012 12:39 pm ET
by vhs of on rewind
As the Earth rotates
Too much of anythings bad
But Sun I miss you
Haiku # 49199 November 3, 2012 7:30 am ET
by William of I hate Winter
Isolation sucks
Ebola virus not bad
Come give me a hug
Haiku # 49198 November 3, 2012 7:20 am ET
by William of Food for thought
Pains me to say it
But its rather slow on here
Muse deserted you?
Haiku # 49197 November 3, 2012 7:15 am ET
by William
I don't know who is
worse, a cruel mistress or a
cruel master. both cut...

how they cut and with
what one rips the flesh but she
murders the damned soul
Haiku # 49196 November 1, 2012 7:17 am ET
by vhs