Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 57 Days and 78011 Haiku later...
slipshod premises
swallow prime residences
torsion collapses
Haiku # 49014 August 16, 2012 11:33 pm ET
by Lush
on the other hand
a wrist shackled prosthesis
embedded in bum
Haiku # 49013 August 16, 2012 11:27 pm ET
by Lush
trivium beneath
ashen crust of spoiled relics
triumph of notions
Haiku # 49012 August 16, 2012 11:26 pm ET
by Lush
array of products
modes of thought delivery
inequivalence
Haiku # 49011 August 16, 2012 11:22 pm ET
by Lush
you're missing the point
the details are important
even to artists

what inspires us ?
the difference is content
versus discontent
Haiku # 49010 August 16, 2012 9:19 pm ET
by ash
Urgent loin longings
In the night, in the snowbank
Amber authograph
Haiku # 49009 August 16, 2012 6:44 pm ET
by windbag of NC
and sadly this leads
people to give up on being
creative at all
Haiku # 49008 August 16, 2012 2:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
politics for example
tends to have conspiracies
and battles over trifles
Haiku # 49007 August 16, 2012 2:05 pm ET
by bhs
middle management
has very much the same
qualities as such who

worry on these trifles
Haiku # 49006 August 16, 2012 11:23 am ET
by bhs
i'm down for the count
concerning that last haiku
add a syllable
Haiku # 49005 August 16, 2012 8:17 am ET
by ash
take half a dozen
and any twelve step program
add your own cliff
Haiku # 49004 August 16, 2012 8:10 am ET
by ash
if you are a cunt
convinced you know all you need
the cliff is two steps...
Haiku # 49003 August 16, 2012 1:25 am ET
by bhs
antique virtues and
antique vices, outhouse is
thataway ye gents
Haiku # 49002 August 16, 2012 1:23 am ET
by bhs
isn't that the magic
of the internet, two folks
I don't know wrote words
Haiku # 49001 August 16, 2012 1:19 am ET
by bhs
diving into life
we make our personal splash
pissing in the wind
Haiku # 49000 August 15, 2012 7:44 am ET
by ash
elegies for none
as we gambol unbridled
'gainst prevailing winds
Haiku # 48999 August 14, 2012 3:49 pm ET
by Lush
rivulets of wine
strains of the gullywasher
of my yester eve

Haiku # 48998 August 14, 2012 3:44 pm ET
by Lush
i sincerely doubt
the constipated poet
can pass forth wisdom
Haiku # 48997 August 14, 2012 7:57 am ET
by ash
there's a point when one
doesn't give a shit and then
does all their best work
Haiku # 48996 August 14, 2012 7:04 am ET
by bhs
the esteemed haiku
shall remain unscathed henceforth
by reckless digits
Haiku # 48995 August 14, 2012 12:38 am ET
by Lush
i wonder whether
insincere apologies
surpass mere silence
Haiku # 48994 August 14, 2012 12:31 am ET
by Lush
well it's about time
someone pulled a me on here
it was pretty good
Haiku # 48993 August 9, 2012 1:35 pm ET
by black sheep etc etc
freedom to appeal
rise up and say how you feel
someone else's deal
Haiku # 48992 August 9, 2012 5:24 am ET
by ash
i hear what you say
your ideas have merit
but it ain't haiku
Haiku # 48991 August 9, 2012 4:00 am ET
by ash
fuck nepotism and irony and metaphor and meritocracies and borders and depreciation and the "time value" of money and principal and fear and ambition and obsolescence and Malthus and efficiency and endorphins and disdain and schedules and racketeering and threats and retribution and and and derision.
Haiku # 48990 August 9, 2012 2:10 am ET
by Lush
i feel like a right asshole when soapboxing; but, dammit all. fuck all of the nuanced distinctions and befriend your neighbor and let's solve some of this shit. otherwise, toss it all. the art, the love, the property. fuck's sake.
Haiku # 48989 August 9, 2012 2:01 am ET
by Lush
dash the division
and address poverty's house
most complaints downwind
Haiku # 48988 August 9, 2012 1:59 am ET
by Lush
racism endures
homophobia allures
sexism, most pure
Haiku # 48987 August 9, 2012 1:56 am ET
by Lush
something to be said
about pencils, they work in
space, as they are

remodeling, nope
no new space pens, just graphite
russian cosmonaut
Haiku # 48986 August 8, 2012 7:20 am ET
by bhs
Old yellow pencil -
Blunt, worn eraser, chewed up.
More work, less of us
Haiku # 48985 August 7, 2012 4:27 pm ET
by Amongst The Rabble
topless patrons at
a topless bar, served coffee
it got burned down see
Haiku # 48984 August 7, 2012 10:09 am ET
by bhs
herculean id
bound no more by balderdash
topples partitions
Haiku # 48983 August 7, 2012 1:55 am ET
by Lush
awakened by joy
met with schlepps and internets
self chastened, i prize
Haiku # 48982 August 7, 2012 1:51 am ET
by Lush
acts of disvalor
becoming most inviting
forewarned is boring
Haiku # 48981 August 7, 2012 1:48 am ET
by Lush
distracted before
mightn't even summon more
bold pop-ups begone
Haiku # 48980 August 7, 2012 1:45 am ET
by Lush
ghastly occurrence
"cognizance." in my "captcha"
among the worst words
Haiku # 48979 August 7, 2012 1:42 am ET
by Lush
so gore vidal
has passed away and for what
guess I must read up
Haiku # 48978 August 3, 2012 1:45 am ET
by bhs
From a dull input
Clarity of cognisance
Polishing my thoughts
.
Haiku # 48977 August 2, 2012 1:58 pm ET
by William
far too frequently
the problem with family
is that they exist
Haiku # 48976 August 2, 2012 9:52 am ET
by ash
the really realest?
repugned by experience
i thwart forever
Haiku # 48975 August 1, 2012 10:24 pm ET
by Lush
jettison the hope
i quit, therefore I might rise
aloft on disdain
Haiku # 48974 August 1, 2012 10:21 pm ET
by Lush
a toasted morning
my sole eventide desire
mourning roving souls
Haiku # 48973 August 1, 2012 10:17 pm ET
by Lush
I'm here to write now
the threads of fate intertwine
part of the whole quilt
Haiku # 48972 July 31, 2012 2:06 am ET
by bhs
what is said of pride
is it the last refuge of
those who are dead souls?
Haiku # 48971 July 31, 2012 2:01 am ET
by bhs
if you wish to live
gracefully, stop dying
and start living well
Haiku # 48970 July 31, 2012 1:58 am ET
by bhs
the show of power
always a shade of grey in
the face before snark
Haiku # 48969 July 31, 2012 1:56 am ET
by bhs
paronychia
glowing on my rude finger
please go and get fucked
Haiku # 48968 July 30, 2012 11:02 pm ET
by counting it better
paronychia
glowing on my rude finger
go and get fucked
Haiku # 48967 July 30, 2012 11:01 pm ET
by ash
words escape me but
here are the words, written, now
escaping my keys
Haiku # 48966 July 30, 2012 1:59 am ET
by Proba Iselleyb
heralding the dawn
prolific shitty haiku
drenching the welcome
Haiku # 48965 July 28, 2012 10:10 pm ET
by Lush
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