Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 40 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

just as temples grey
peaks recede and crowns vanish
male pattern baldness
Haiku # 48803, June 6, 2012 1:24 am ET
by Lush
recorded decline
am i, too, not entertained?
haiku as recall
Haiku # 48802, June 6, 2012 1:21 am ET
by Lush
we have all had a
close relationship with john
now, then and again...
Haiku # 48800, June 5, 2012 1:32 am ET
by bs has beer 101 from college
porcelain face hole
emits lurid siren song
wax regurgitant
Haiku # 48799, June 4, 2012 4:32 am ET
by Lush
final chance saloon
given the option, bufoon
let it rip someways
Haiku # 48798, June 4, 2012 4:29 am ET
by Lush
repetition, piss.
missing "g," no gravity
piteous... that's me
Haiku # 48797, June 4, 2012 4:28 am ET
by Lush
narrowing resource
gathering strenth... um, per force
shattered stratosphere
Haiku # 48796, June 4, 2012 4:26 am ET
by Lush
narrowing resource
gathering strenth... um, per force
shattered stratosphere
Haiku # 48795, June 4, 2012 4:26 am ET
by Lush
skin flick addiction
rampant, carnal affliction
lustrous carousel
Haiku # 48794, June 3, 2012 11:31 pm ET
by Lush
might as well enjoy
seeing the flowering of
colorful words bloom
Haiku # 48793, June 3, 2012 4:43 pm ET
by bs is enjoying the haikus
dang me then dang me
fancy language going out
how to answer you
Haiku # 48792, June 3, 2012 4:42 pm ET
by bs is not a theasaurus
downfall, asplendor
patio umbrella spun
maiming in the rain
Haiku # 48791, June 3, 2012 1:09 am ET
by Lush
dorsal cavity
awaits ventral attention
soiled anatomy
Haiku # 48790, June 3, 2012 1:05 am ET
by Lush
Why are you hiding?
I long for stimulation
Give it to me, NOW!
Haiku # 48788, June 1, 2012 4:27 am ET
by William
gripping the controls
glad for his brown underwear
algernon solos
Haiku # 48787, May 31, 2012 9:19 am ET
by ash
signature design
are the ceiling mirrors, mine
narcissus, divine
Haiku # 48786, May 31, 2012 2:15 am ET
by Lush
invaluable i
undervalued, inverted
imaginary
Haiku # 48785, May 31, 2012 2:08 am ET
by Lush
pentangular grid
within pentagonal space
friggin' war machine
Haiku # 48784, May 31, 2012 2:01 am ET
by Lush
Air moves about me
Like water about a fish;
I swim through my day
Haiku # 48783, May 30, 2012 5:00 pm ET
by Amongst The Rabble
Rain, rain, go away
Come again some other day.
Kid's Rhyme Is Haiku!

(almost)
Haiku # 48782, May 30, 2012 4:42 pm ET
by Amongst The Rabble
shun cogitation
dwelleth not on such intrigue
tarry knave and submit
Haiku # 48780, May 30, 2012 9:30 am ET
by ash
i meant exemplar
torsion unfortunate, mine
drilleth deep, folly
Haiku # 48779, May 30, 2012 3:14 am ET
by Lush
dumb. per examplar
rigid epiphanies, yo!
my hurls are atwirl
Haiku # 48778, May 30, 2012 3:11 am ET
by Lush
fingers a'scatter
upon a tilted keyboard
nailed: shitty haiku
Haiku # 48777, May 30, 2012 3:08 am ET
by Lush
write a life haiku.
Show us your joy, your fear, your death.
Show us who you are1
Haiku # 48776, May 29, 2012 1:52 pm ET
by William
I couldn't even think
that reading a haiku might
help someone well, pee
Haiku # 48774, May 29, 2012 12:17 am ET
by bs-do not squeeze the charmin
hail kurt vonnegut
what goes around comes around
gotta take a leak
Haiku # 48773, May 28, 2012 8:16 pm ET
by ash
obviously there's times
when I can't write haiku
either, just sorta
Haiku # 48772, May 28, 2012 2:35 pm ET
by bs says well at least they're not suras or bible verses
tralfamadore solved
the issue of one hand claps
by being one whole hand
Haiku # 48771, May 28, 2012 2:33 pm ET
by bs read slaughterhouse five in college
all and all is all
we are... the voice long dead still
echoes in my own mind...
Haiku # 48770, May 28, 2012 2:32 pm ET
by bs is not kurt cobain
and and and and and
and and and and and and and
and and and and and
Haiku # 48769, May 28, 2012 9:39 am ET
by and
deep in the forest
the sound of one hand clapping
mixes metaphors
Haiku # 48768, May 28, 2012 5:16 am ET
by ash
A mime make a rhyme
Sure a mime can make a rhyme
But who would hear it
Haiku # 48767, May 27, 2012 4:20 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
haiku of course is
an art form and it offends
those who ignore that
Haiku # 48766, May 27, 2012 9:38 am ET
by bs is gen x
over fifteen years
after five centuries
haiku can still rock
Haiku # 48765, May 27, 2012 4:47 am ET
by ash
I was told once it
is posted here on line, in a
way one is published
Haiku # 48764, May 27, 2012 2:14 am ET
by bs is not penguin audio
in the end times are
not men lovers of themselves
ayn rand's cheap knockoffs
Haiku # 48763, May 27, 2012 2:12 am ET
by bs is not ayn rand
in other words, the years
of cranky elders still manage
to bicker on form
Haiku # 48762, May 27, 2012 2:09 am ET
by bs is not judge judy
Bad Haiku: Legal
If you have to show something,
keep out of prison!
Haiku # 48761, May 26, 2012 10:34 pm ET
by Amongst The Rabble
Horrible poems:
Why do I keep writing them,
showing my crudeness
Haiku # 48760, May 26, 2012 10:31 pm ET
by Amongst The Rabble
Big Fat overweight
Get free Viagra for sale
How stupid are you?
.
Haiku # 48759, May 26, 2012 2:31 pm ET
by William
sometimes "high culture"
leaves me cold, it is supposed
to be "the ideal"

it seems on a hill
guarded by senile tenure
treasures and trash hidden
Haiku # 48758, May 26, 2012 12:29 pm ET
by bs is not ts eliot
that's nice, I like!

when this art comes down
to parody, mockery
to tell truths, what gives?
Haiku # 48757, May 26, 2012 12:27 pm ET
by bs is not borat
In America
you change the world; In Russia,
The world changes you
Haiku # 48756, May 25, 2012 2:34 pm ET
by lame yakov smirnoff joke ripoff
Fugitive penguins
Flee the tropical islands
It's not cold enough
Haiku # 48755, May 25, 2012 12:07 pm ET
by Amongst The Rabble
Relativism
The world changes - but not them-
The world sees them change
Haiku # 48754, May 25, 2012 12:01 pm ET
by Barf
what happens when folks
ignore the world and it changes
all around them?
Haiku # 48753, May 25, 2012 11:55 am ET
by bs
deleted facebook
time for me to get a life
screens are not your friend
Haiku # 48752, May 24, 2012 4:11 pm ET
by slave
At rest, time flys by
so quickly that it "is not"
but, rather, "it was"
Haiku # 48750, May 24, 2012 12:58 pm ET
by Amongst The Rabble
At work, time grinds by
like screeching, rusty machines
A burden most foul
Haiku # 48749, May 24, 2012 12:54 pm ET
by Amongst The Rabble
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