might as well enjoy
seeing the flowering of
colorful words bloom

dang me then dang me
fancy language going out
how to answer you

downfall, asplendor
patio umbrella spun
maiming in the rain

dorsal cavity
awaits ventral attention
soiled anatomy

Why are you hiding?
I long for stimulation
Give it to me, NOW!

gripping the controls
glad for his brown underwear
algernon solos

signature design
are the ceiling mirrors, mine
narcissus, divine

invaluable i
undervalued, inverted
imaginary

pentangular grid
within pentagonal space
friggin' war machine

Air moves about me
Like water about a fish;
I swim through my day

Rain, rain, go away
Come again some other day.
Kid's Rhyme Is Haiku!

(almost)

shun cogitation
dwelleth not on such intrigue
tarry knave and submit

i meant exemplar
torsion unfortunate, mine
drilleth deep, folly

dumb. per examplar
rigid epiphanies, yo!
my hurls are atwirl

fingers a'scatter
upon a tilted keyboard
nailed: shitty haiku

write a life haiku.
Show us your joy, your fear, your death.
Show us who you are1

I couldn't even think
that reading a haiku might
help someone well, pee

hail kurt vonnegut
what goes around comes around
gotta take a leak

obviously there's times
when I can't write haiku
either, just sorta

tralfamadore solved
the issue of one hand claps
by being one whole hand

all and all is all
we are... the voice long dead still
echoes in my own mind...

and and and and and
and and and and and and and
and and and and and

deep in the forest
the sound of one hand clapping
mixes metaphors

A mime make a rhyme
Sure a mime can make a rhyme
But who would hear it

haiku of course is
an art form and it offends
those who ignore that

over fifteen years
after five centuries
haiku can still rock

I was told once it
is posted here on line, in a
way one is published

in the end times are
not men lovers of themselves
ayn rand's cheap knockoffs

in other words, the years
of cranky elders still manage
to bicker on form

Bad Haiku: Legal
If you have to show something,
keep out of prison!

Horrible poems:
Why do I keep writing them,
showing my crudeness

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sometimes "high culture"
leaves me cold, it is supposed
to be "the ideal"

it seems on a hill
guarded by senile tenure
treasures and trash hidden

that's nice, I like!

when this art comes down
to parody, mockery
to tell truths, what gives?

In America
you change the world; In Russia,
The world changes you

Fugitive penguins
Flee the tropical islands
It's not cold enough

Relativism
The world changes - but not them-
The world sees them change

what happens when folks
ignore the world and it changes
all around them?

deleted facebook
time for me to get a life
screens are not your friend

At rest, time flys by
so quickly that it "is not"
but, rather, "it was"

At work, time grinds by
like screeching, rusty machines
A burden most foul

don't you be crappin'
on this site with yo' rappin'
i say you fappin'

stop them lips flappin
changin' or rearrangin'
ain't gonna happen

haiku in the house
yo! five-seven-five bitch
or i stitch your arse

Poetry website
Does not recognize haiku
Form of poetry

rippin off faces
makin bitches wet in their -places. hey ho hey!

so in yo face I rhyme
stunnin ya, gunnin ya, hey!
y'alls rhymes are gay

got what it takes, to
yo, satisfy the bitches
ho, hey!, yo, yay, all!

knowin they can't
compete...feelin incomplete
they know they aint

Rhymin sublimin
puttin yous in yo playces
other poets weep

The Rappin 'Kuster
is back in y'alls fayces
bustin haiku rhymes

Perfect!
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