I was told once it
is posted here on line, in a
way one is published
by bs is not penguin audio
in the end times are
not men lovers of themselves
ayn rand's cheap knockoffs
by bs is not ayn rand
in other words, the years
of cranky elders still manage
to bicker on form
by bs is not judge judy
Bad Haiku: Legal
If you have to show something,
keep out of prison!
by Amongst The Rabble
Horrible poems:
Why do I keep writing them,
showing my crudeness
by Amongst The Rabble
Big Fat overweight
Get free Viagra for sale
How stupid are you?
.
by William
sometimes "high culture"
leaves me cold, it is supposed
to be "the ideal"
it seems on a hill
guarded by senile tenure
treasures and trash hidden
by bs is not ts eliot
that's nice, I like!
when this art comes down
to parody, mockery
to tell truths, what gives?
by bs is not borat
In America
you change the world; In Russia,
The world changes you
by lame yakov smirnoff joke ripoff
Fugitive penguins
Flee the tropical islands
It's not cold enough
by Amongst The Rabble
Relativism
The world changes - but not them-
The world sees them change
by Barf
what happens when folks
ignore the world and it changes
all around them?
by bs
deleted facebook
time for me to get a life
screens are not your friend
by slave
At rest, time flys by
so quickly that it "is not"
but, rather, "it was"
by Amongst The Rabble
At work, time grinds by
like screeching, rusty machines
A burden most foul
by Amongst The Rabble
don't you be crappin'
on this site with yo' rappin'
i say you fappin'
stop them lips flappin
changin' or rearrangin'
ain't gonna happen
haiku in the house
yo! five-seven-five bitch
or i stitch your arse
by ash
Poetry website
Does not recognize haiku
Form of poetry
by Shirley Smothers
rippin off faces
makin bitches wet in their -places. hey ho hey!
by The Rappin Kuster
so in yo face I rhyme
stunnin ya, gunnin ya, hey!
y'alls rhymes are gay
by The Rappin Kuster
got what it takes, to
yo, satisfy the bitches
ho, hey!, yo, yay, all!
by The Rappin Kuster
knowin they can't
compete...feelin incomplete
they know they aint
by The Rappin Kuster
Rhymin sublimin
puttin yous in yo playces
other poets weep
by The Rappin Kuster
The Rappin 'Kuster
is back in y'alls fayces
bustin haiku rhymes
by The Rappin Kuster of Yo momma's butt
Oh this place is bad
Haiku abducted by drugs
such a sick nation
by WWilliam
one two three four five
five four three two one zero
eleven ten nine
by numbers of space
so masturbation
is something pretty boring
when you got no porns
by Poopfarts of New York
The sound of boredome
Always seems to ring loudest
In my cubicle
by Amongst The Rabble
No point in regret
Even gods can't change the past
Once a choice is made
by Amongst The Rabble
No point in regret
Even gods can
by Amongst The Rabble
what was the purpose
of the original haiku
a simple point
by bs
Haiku in not hard
Just make something stupid up
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
by Shirley Smothers
Atheist Wins Right
Religious Pasta Strainer
In ID Photo
Niko Alm supports the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and can now wear the strainer
.
by Anonymous Poet
here in spamalot
poets laureate ponder
spoilt by shopping choice
by ash
all hail to janis
she scours like a tsunami
clearing detritus
by ash
to my great credit
i can lend you some advice
fuck off and die please
by ash
and whilst you're at it
append phantom syllable
to prior third line
by Lush
spent apology
through archival memory
type search term: Lush
by Lush
looped beyond most truth
as nom de plume recommends
thus redundant terms
by Lush
nor the ride-along
amid willow branch dodging
and tree branch limbo
by Lush
Mowing grass barefoot
Isn't for the faint-of-heart;
Watch out for sharp rocks
by Amongst The Rabble
A still winter's day
Bright sun in a hard, blue sky
Doesn't keep me warm
by Amongst The Rabble
Greed is a sickness
What does a billionaire need?
Everything there is?
.
by William
viagra spambot
sad priapic inducement
over-inflated
by ash
Poem was stolen
Took credit for my effort
Poem was removed
by Shirley Smothers
