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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Alison and Juan
Cooking up an Irish Flan
Grab spoon and dig in
Haiku # 48672 April 23, 2012 6:32 pm ET
by Ax Gunrack of Portland, OR
Brianna in love
Dangerously infectious
Smile like atom bomb
Haiku # 48671 April 23, 2012 6:29 pm ET
by Ax Gunrack of Portland, OR
Feline Alexis
Your life's a cat video
Let's watch it again
Haiku # 48670 April 23, 2012 6:27 pm ET
by Ax Gunrack of Portland, OR
gracefully daily
the comfort of a mid days' night,
settles suddenly.
Haiku # 48669 April 23, 2012 2:20 pm ET
by mundane
Haiku # 48668 April 23, 2012 10:48 am ET
by eretppoi of USA
calmness of the pond
reflections of many trees,
ducks bobbing for food.
Haiku # 48667 April 23, 2012 10:19 am ET
by mundane
roosting on coffee
brightness of the days' full sun,
fully awake now.
Haiku # 48666 April 23, 2012 10:12 am ET
by mundane
there's nothing to read
this place was once a chalenge
Now full of dullards
.
Haiku # 48665 April 23, 2012 8:26 am ET
by William
There
Haiku # 48664 April 23, 2012 8:23 am ET
by William
There
Haiku # 48663 April 23, 2012 8:22 am ET
by William
Enlighten me please
Why do some of you post here?
You offer nothing!
'
'
Haiku # 48662 April 23, 2012 8:16 am ET
by William
also, from the side
i resemble most simply
a pound note symbol
Haiku # 48661 April 19, 2012 12:08 am ET
by Lush
strolling cityscapes
i carve a dire sillhouette
presaging darkness
Haiku # 48660 April 19, 2012 12:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
a belted laptop
ode to the popcorn vendor
lone mobile device
Haiku # 48659 April 19, 2012 12:00 am ET
by Lush
good, the world embraced
a machine to take away
boundaries and life
Haiku # 48658 April 17, 2012 7:13 am ET
by bs
Irish nepotism,
your family redefined;
We're your surly kids.
Haiku # 48657 April 16, 2012 5:32 pm ET
by Ax Gunrack of Portland, OR
Cat video beats
drunkest man in the world
only in your dreams
Haiku # 48656 April 16, 2012 5:30 pm ET
by Ax Gunrack of Portland, OR
Nestled in fire house
Battling image fires
Take off you hoser
Haiku # 48655 April 16, 2012 5:27 pm ET
by Ax Gunrack of Portland, OR
O Sister Company,
Your apps shine so bright.
Blinding apple white.
Haiku # 48654 April 16, 2012 5:23 pm ET
by Ax Gunrack of Portland, OR
Public relations
Spiffy new flack jacket
Foot-in-your-mouth proof?
Haiku # 48653 April 16, 2012 5:20 pm ET
by Ax Gunrack of Portland, OR
Got your press release
Just a few tweaks for you
Got time for a call?
Haiku # 48652 April 16, 2012 5:19 pm ET
by Ax Gunrack of Portland, OR
Waves of porcelain
Desired for hundreds of years
Worth millions of dosh
.
.
Haiku # 48651 April 16, 2012 5:08 pm ET
by William
Thunder and lightning
I have two dogs on my lap
A long night ahead
Haiku # 48650 April 15, 2012 9:38 pm ET
by Chistery of Illinois
instant results, to
make powdered water just add
water to the water
Haiku # 48649 April 15, 2012 2:16 pm ET
by bs
Cam Clark, ladies man
But who's girl enough for Cam?
Cam, Cam, the ladies man?
Haiku # 48648 April 13, 2012 8:24 pm ET
by Juan Fernandez of Portland, OR
Allison, my love
Happy Anniversary
This Friday one three
Haiku # 48647 April 13, 2012 8:14 pm ET
by Juan Fernandez of Portland, OR
Oh Ben, Oh Ben Ford
PHP, ya you know me.
Wouldn't you agree?
Haiku # 48646 April 13, 2012 8:11 pm ET
by Juan Fernandez of Portland, OR
Choreography
Words leading a merry dance
Just weaving with words
.
.
Haiku # 48645 April 13, 2012 7:12 pm ET
by William
allow for best guess
absent any pressed duress
each is a blessed mess
Haiku # 48644 April 13, 2012 1:08 am ET
by Lush
maternity, damn
paternity, hammy slam
most inadvertant
Haiku # 48643 April 13, 2012 1:05 am ET
by Lush
the whole reality
bites thing is all good and fun and
I want it again

but, don't we grow up
why the hell are we so sad?
there's revenge to be had
Haiku # 48642 April 11, 2012 3:20 pm ET
by bs
gentlemen, I hate
to say it but isn't gen x
depressed enough now?

dwight eisenhower was
from the last generation
similar to our own...
Haiku # 48641 April 11, 2012 2:13 pm ET
by bs
we put the decayed
in a decade and a half
making bad haiku
Haiku # 48640 April 11, 2012 9:33 am ET
by ash
Haiku is easy
But some make no sense at all
Refrigerator
Haiku # 48639 April 10, 2012 12:23 pm ET
by SandmanEsq of NYC
i paid my taxes
then i checked my credit cards
now melancholy
Haiku # 48638 April 10, 2012 10:24 am ET
by jonafi
Our food is doctored
Butane is added as a
Antioxidant
..
Haiku # 48637 April 10, 2012 6:54 am ET
by William
The Cat chased the Rat
The Rat outsmarted the Cat
Next time MR. Rat
Haiku # 48636 April 9, 2012 9:02 pm ET
by Shirley Smothers
Haiku # 48635 April 8, 2012 12:27 pm ET
by oriuiuie of USA
another easter
forgive me for not caring
but the eggs were good
Haiku # 48634 April 8, 2012 10:52 am ET
by ash
I am told about
these robot drones we need to
protect us from maybe

me jerking off or
people having picnics or
gun rights? hunters? give

me a fucking break...
Haiku # 48633 April 5, 2012 2:42 pm ET
by bs
annoying idiots
lookin for money
in the grass
Haiku # 48632 April 4, 2012 1:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
funk
u
beach
Haiku # 48631 April 4, 2012 1:29 pm ET
by lol
i havent read more beachiest
monaning than the previous
'haiku'
Haiku # 48630 April 4, 2012 1:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i think all the bitch
moan complaing in the world
offers no solution
Haiku # 48629 April 4, 2012 7:44 am ET
by bs
dirty ugly cities
full of pretensions
of purity and aesthetics
Haiku # 48628 April 3, 2012 1:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I am unsure why
we have to be living in
an era gone so mad
Haiku # 48627 April 3, 2012 12:10 pm ET
by bs
I'll be very good
I like her small triangle
I will measure it!

with my tongue! ;-)
Haiku # 48626 April 3, 2012 10:33 am ET
by William
Girlfriend said I can
Inspect her small triangle
if im a good boy!

What do you think? I think its worth it.
Haiku # 48625 April 3, 2012 10:29 am ET
by William
yes! you too can sound
like borat! this is very nice!
risotto, you like?
Haiku # 48624 April 1, 2012 5:52 pm ET
by bs
Aloha!
vigrx plus ,
Haiku # 48623 April 1, 2012 3:20 am ET
by rieroyor of USA