The Cat chased the Rat
The Rat outsmarted the Cat
Next time MR. Rat
by Shirley Smothers
another easter
forgive me for not caring
but the eggs were good
by ash
I am told about
these robot drones we need to
protect us from maybe
me jerking off or
people having picnics or
gun rights? hunters? give
me a fucking break...
by bs
annoying idiots
lookin for money
in the grass
by Anonymous Poet
i havent read more beachiest
monaning than the previous
'haiku'
by Anonymous Poet
i think all the bitch
moan complaing in the world
offers no solution
by bs
dirty ugly cities
full of pretensions
of purity and aesthetics
by Anonymous Poet
I am unsure why
we have to be living in
an era gone so mad
by bs
I'll be very good
I like her small triangle
I will measure it!
with my tongue! ;-)
by William
Girlfriend said I can
Inspect her small triangle
if im a good boy!
What do you think? I think its worth it.
by William
yes! you too can sound
like borat! this is very nice!
risotto, you like?
by bs
unrelenting flu
my sinuses have produced
my weight in mucus
by PlasticInsect
melon
melting
mildly
by WTF
the internet has turned
into the same mess the whole rest
of the world is now
by bs
coffee beans were stale
sat in the pot for 3 hours
caffeine is my friend
by PlasticInsect
is there really
a prophet
beyond the profit
by Anonymous Poet
will, I'm already on that one...
by bs
Christian he was not!
Jesus never renounced
his Judaism!
is that a problem for anti semites?
by William
Jusus at congress
Cure the sick and help the poor.
And though shalt not Kill.
they would through him out as Un-American.
by William
all on the night of
people watching waiting and
wanting to control
by bs
Think it will cure you?
"US" Sick Nation indeed!
So keen to take drugs.
by William
well at least the spam
program is trying it's own form
of unintentional dada
by bs
I have been possessed
by Teddy Roosevelt as
of late, and feel, bully...
by bs
rare sincerity
let us leave David to rest
bested by his best
by Lush
I'm not too fond of
david foster wallace but
his suicide killed a genius
by ps
it's a desperate
attempt to be loved by
people incapable of love
by ps
Such traffic is sad
The best they can come up with
Is not worth reading
by William
that's a hard one
to follow up on
of course, such a pill
by ps
now is
before
later
by Anonymous Poet
viagra makes
life harder
but "i have foreseen it"
by Anonymous Poet
you have failed me for
the last time Lush, now you must
(electronic wheeze)...
now you will know the
true power of the dark side
wait, is that Molsons?
by bs
straight: why not murder
all Star Wars enthusiasts?
joke: they died inside.
by Lush
no kidding
and why all the spam
about boner pills?
by bs
girls
are
sexy
by Anonymous Poet
and today's kids if
hitler were alive they'd go
"yay, swastikas"
fucking idiots
by bs
ghastly disturbing
images
of ruined tv
by Anonymous Poet
the main problem
with the poetry of the vogons
is that they dont have armpits
(just kiddin)
by Anonymous Poet
nothing inspires this poem
and its dedicated to noone
by clumsy and dull not so poetic rhymes
Aloha!
by oueuouup of USA
Nippress and Ash. Darth Gaydar and StormPooper. Together forever! <3
by i am back
