Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 314 Days and 77282 Haiku later...

first there were earth quakes
then volcanic eruptions
we're all gonna die
Haiku # 46014, January 14, 2010 6:43 pm ET
by wretch weaver
silent assassin
bides its' time within the heart
strikes its' lethal blow
Haiku # 46013, January 14, 2010 3:43 pm ET
by he was DOA
the time wasting is
part of a fear of moving
on and living life
Haiku # 46012, January 14, 2010 1:38 pm ET
by YS
how many make life
too complex and miss out on
the simpler things
Haiku # 46011, January 14, 2010 1:36 pm ET
by YS
undecided sun
concealed in a pregnant cloud -
your face in the crowd
Haiku # 46010, January 14, 2010 11:15 am ET
by vince
haiku temple doors
opens for sage poet nut
all who walk life's path
Haiku # 46009, January 14, 2010 10:46 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
Snail where are you now?
Come out of your shell. Wow us!
Show us your insight!
Haiku # 46008, January 14, 2010 7:18 am ET
by William Nippress
Desperately searching
signs of the forth-coming spring
Hidden under snow
Haiku # 46007, January 14, 2010 7:16 am ET
by William Nippress
Reading with such joy
Meaningful words of Haiku
Thank god the nuts gone.
Haiku # 46006, January 14, 2010 7:10 am ET
by William Nippress of Told you they would
oh how we cling to
life going on and on and
then it suddenly STOPS
Haiku # 46005, January 13, 2010 8:39 pm ET
by there is only this moment
terra firma no
longer thousands crushed 'neath once
what was safe shelter


Haiku # 46004, January 13, 2010 7:09 pm ET
by pray for the Haitian people
broken promises
and condoms lead to broken
dreams and baby's wails
Haiku # 46003, January 13, 2010 3:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
forty years' labours
with patience bear this pension's
fragrant fruits' sweetness
Haiku # 46002, January 13, 2010 3:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the broken condom
i found it on the floor
i just bust a nut
Haiku # 46001, January 13, 2010 3:50 pm ET
by jesse of Texas
red foxes race by
the snow-topped serpentine wall
frisky 'lil bandits
Haiku # 46000, January 13, 2010 3:35 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
it's that time where the
only thing we have to fear is...
unemployment...itself
Haiku # 45999, January 13, 2010 1:07 pm ET
by YS
I was the asshole
arguing about nothing
on here, what a waste...

(i like seeing these regular
haikus)
Haiku # 45998, January 13, 2010 1:06 pm ET
by YS
how I yearn to ride
'tween subway cars once more to
feel vital 'midst the fumes
Haiku # 45997, January 13, 2010 11:36 am ET
by summer of sixty-four
reeling from the fumes
but how could something so small
churn something so foul
Haiku # 45996, January 13, 2010 11:03 am ET
by vince
retirement gnaws
and claws at my brain this morn'
the ravenous rat
Haiku # 45995, January 13, 2010 10:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
in my sauna box
sweaty headphones a Charles Van
Doren look-a-like
Haiku # 45994, January 13, 2010 10:35 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
umber sun tipped trees
this days morning starts for me-
common walk as such.

amidst the woods path
remains of a blue door stand-
uneasiness on.

mildew covered steps
some strewn about fallen leaves-
and what is that sound?

that beckons enter
many softly quite scratchings-
hurry, hurry on.
Haiku # 45993, January 13, 2010 10:21 am ET
by pwages
life's not fair but, life
also has to go on and
choices to be lived with
Haiku # 45992, January 13, 2010 9:57 am ET
by YS
trance state traveler
crosses murky borders a
fugue dead man walking
Haiku # 45991, January 13, 2010 8:12 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
Hard chromatic light
A whiteness that hurts your eyes
Snowing yet again!
Haiku # 45990, January 13, 2010 3:47 am ET
by William Nippress
Acceptance is key!
Roll with the punches that's all.
keep your energy.
Haiku # 45989, January 13, 2010 3:44 am ET
by William Nippress
"Life's not fair," you say,
as though making the statement
excused your choices.
Haiku # 45988, January 12, 2010 11:27 pm ET
by snail
oh and don't forget
tourist season, resented
but money does talk
Haiku # 45987, January 12, 2010 9:49 pm ET
by YS
winter summer spring
fall mud season indian
summer, wabbit season
Haiku # 45986, January 12, 2010 9:48 pm ET
by YS
winter's waning and
sap's ever so slowly drip
drip drip bleeds for spring
Haiku # 45985, January 12, 2010 9:03 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
I want to see real
poems now, having seen all
the lacking of old ways
Haiku # 45984, January 12, 2010 4:42 pm ET
by YS
I am wrapped up in
winter's embrace frozen by
lack of things to do
Haiku # 45983, January 12, 2010 4:37 pm ET
by YS
website crashing 'midst
frantic cry of server down then
hushed eerie quiet
Haiku # 45982, January 12, 2010 4:35 pm ET
by server down server down
drifting through the night
a sliding slithering fright-
bringing ruin too right.
Haiku # 45981, January 12, 2010 1:14 pm ET
by mundane
I find myself in
thought of how much time I've wasted on wasting time
Haiku # 45980, January 12, 2010 1:08 pm ET
by YS
wrote a masterpiece
while the server is unsure
you could have seen it
Haiku # 45979, January 12, 2010 11:24 am ET
by vince
Pay no attention
Relax! Play the waiting game
They'll grow tired quit soon
Haiku # 45978, January 12, 2010 11:05 am ET
by William Nippress
mornings pleasant hey
greetings and salutations-
the timepiece ticks on.
Haiku # 45977, January 12, 2010 10:35 am ET
by mundane
tracks left in the snow
like so many days squandered-
melting drifting gone.
Haiku # 45976, January 10, 2010 1:56 pm ET
by mundane
fuck your cheap time piece
fuck your personality
fuck your droll poetry
Haiku # 45975, January 10, 2010 1:14 pm ET
by wretch weaver
cool metal timepiece
silently quietly still-
resting at trails end.
Haiku # 45974, January 10, 2010 1:11 pm ET
by mundane
home of many rooms
finally life settles down-
shoe box in the ground.
Haiku # 45973, January 10, 2010 12:51 pm ET
by mundane
oh what tangled web
we weave when first we practice
to be wretched weave[r]
Haiku # 45972, January 10, 2010 12:46 pm ET
by to borrow a phrase
fuck your sunny sky
fuck your stupid nature walks
fuck you in general
Haiku # 45971, January 10, 2010 12:40 pm ET
by wretch weaver
bright blue sunny sky
short walk to collect the post-
mostly windy chill.
Haiku # 45970, January 10, 2010 12:23 pm ET
by mundane
Hail Hale Bop Comet
no anal probes required
just I'm outta here!
Haiku # 45969, January 10, 2010 12:02 pm ET
by pass the kool-aid
Hail Bop Comet cult
from Heaven's Gate awaits all
those drinking Kool-Aid
Haiku # 45968, January 10, 2010 11:59 am ET
by lace my Nikes & beam me up
this planet is fucked
get me off this thing at once
aliens, come now

i'd even let them
anal probe me for airfare
just take me away
Haiku # 45967, January 10, 2010 11:49 am ET
by wretch weaver
the thing about "mental"
cases is interesting
they stay in one spot

coughing, drinking tea
in the system, not going
anywhere, remind

you of someone? now
if I left would anyone
notice? no...they'd be...

"good riddance, he's nuts"
I did when someone else irl
died, schizo, but one

reminded me of his
humanity, but I hang
around...pray i kill

myself so you have
one less mental case, on here
leaving scrawls on here
Haiku # 45966, January 10, 2010 11:24 am ET
by YS
Heart's like a bank vault
A fifty thousand pound safe
Chained and welded shut
Haiku # 45965, January 10, 2010 9:24 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
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