oh what tangled web
we weave when first we practice
to be wretched weave[r]

fuck your sunny sky
fuck your stupid nature walks
fuck you in general

bright blue sunny sky
short walk to collect the post-
mostly windy chill.

Hail Hale Bop Comet
no anal probes required
just I'm outta here!

Hail Bop Comet cult
from Heaven's Gate awaits all
those drinking Kool-Aid

this planet is fucked
get me off this thing at once
aliens, come now

i'd even let them
anal probe me for airfare
just take me away

the thing about "mental"
cases is interesting
they stay in one spot

coughing, drinking tea
in the system, not going
anywhere, remind

you of someone? now
if I left would anyone
notice? no...they'd be...

"good riddance, he's nuts"
I did when someone else irl
died, schizo, but one

reminded me of his
humanity, but I hang
around...pray i kill

myself so you have
one less mental case, on here
leaving scrawls on here

Heart's like a bank vault
A fifty thousand pound safe
Chained and welded shut

I don't read the junk!
Pay no attention at all
I just skip straight past
The mental cases

give me a man who
sees three hairs on his head and
says "I will braid them"

there are jewels in
this dung heap hold your nose and
dig with the other

ride you like my luge
i know you are so inclined
and it's all downhill

I get sick of stooping
down, or seeing it, just that old
malady, Gen X...

poo of ze toungue

what my erstwhile foe
does is takes some of the guff
off me and makes me

realize what a fool i've
been many times, which can say
maybe....I'm changing

your record is cracked
thus the song remains the same
zapoop's malady

between snow and cold
the immediate, the now
soon it will be bugs

the spring comes up and
so does the swat team of bug
spray, fly strips, swatters

between my own odd
violent tirades, and the
poop scoop bathroom scrawls

would real haiku now
ever be damned to the walls
of real life rest stops?

a snow covered pine
provides shelter from weather-
warmth in layered cold.

It's beyond a joke
This dam snow has got to go
more tonight they say?

We'll Tango the Crypt
and I will take Veronique
Meet Naterly There

Also Lidia
Marina and Shehiaro
"Love being a Man"!!!

Dam the Eurostar
Too cold to run? "Julia"
My Weekend canceled!

men in uniform
zapooper the storm trooper
as gay as can be

i'm glad you said "holes"
as in plural..so double
penetration goes

want entertainment?
we'll drill holes on your PC
and let you fuck it

this site is worthless
like toilet stall graffiti
but not as funny

price for cup of joe
helps underpriveledged kids
get a cup of joe

oh those who seek that
control of money and faith
find their efforts naught

bad haiku gestalt
profane a touch daft fun and
fetishes abound

bad haiku does not
matter when all that matters
is in this moment

haikus shifting sands
and slippery slopes we change
the rules on our whims

glanced upon hillside
through a falling veil of snow-
single yellow leaf.

like all I love rides
on that one act of getting
my life together

still putting off what
really needs to be done in
life that's pathetic...

like the interludes
you suck, loser, even those
dumb meditations...

but still, meditations

haiku in the moment
haiku in the future
haiku in the past...

it can be all things
to all people, which is why
no one is pleased here?

haikus can be what
ever the frak we want like
what is poetry?

the whole point of koan
in zen, to shut up hear the
waves. What about you?

history of birth
i am here on this planet
and that is the truth

you say correctly
haikus should not be discourse
then invite discourse

with haiku challenge
"history equals lies..prove
me wrong"..lies it is

Little interlude
I like the sentence "You suck"
I think it's funny

It's snowing again
Will I get to Julia?
Beautiful woman.

Will she or won't she?
She's coming from Germany
To Tango with me.

Surely not surly!
But I don't know? It still fits.
Although not context

Haiku I believed?
Was an essence of pure thought?
Distilled to Haiku

No matter that this site is "Badhaiku" Surly the principle is the same it should not be a discourse? That is better done on The site "Wordsmith"?

Killers ask question.
Am I human or dancer?
The answer? Neither.

Inspired by the song "Human" by The Killers

jung said to freud "ah
I think I'm a string tied well"
frued shook his cigar...

"I'm afreud not, ach
perhaps it is ze nike yes
archetype, issues

with ze mother, ya
wanting you to be a sprinter?
mythological, consheets..."

jung said "oh anima...
just do it!, I just want to
play schome tennis, ya?"

this site has it all
bulk psychopathology
and longevity

actually no me
it's me again, what can be
said but why waste time?

no i'm not stupid
who else could spew for this long
i'm just pathetic

but some groups will just
never be open, just file
by choice, and new schools

of art and literature
open from these when
bloomsburg grows grey

Will, it really does
offend me when he trashes you
you seek to dance

When I am at "war"
I am unforgiving, and
almost blind with rage

call it what you will...
ego of my own, old chip
it's hard to let go...

what do you see as
wise, smart, agreement, what do
you really want with

your paens to dance
your little writers clique and
a word published? gads

same here mates, me neither