Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 316 Days and 77286 Haiku later...

well, what can I feel
about a spiritually dead
set of writers, yeah?

get caught up in it
unforgiving status, hipsters
damned and burning and

I'm right with you
Haiku # 44567, October 18, 2009 12:55 pm ET
by bs
dreams floating away
a pile of burning babies
tears, smoke, then silence
Haiku # 44566, October 17, 2009 2:50 am ET
by septic funeral
Oh oh, guess who?
Drunken frat boy found Bad Haiku.
Bad sex jokes coming soon!
Haiku # 44565, October 17, 2009 2:36 am ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
memories bring that
deep down feeling of what came
before, those old days
Haiku # 44564, October 16, 2009 1:18 pm ET
by bs
grandma's cock is big
stretching for over eight years
we love her long time
Haiku # 44563, October 16, 2009 7:32 am ET
by ash of http://www.badhaiku.com/index.php?startNum=8259
I see you all and
realize how much you wrote and
wonder who you are
Haiku # 44562, October 15, 2009 11:33 am ET
by bs
grandma has a cock
wondering how long it's been
ash you might know that
Haiku # 44561, October 15, 2009 10:35 am ET
by mellie
chilly autumn wind
touches a fading petal
this garden's over
Haiku # 44560, October 15, 2009 10:00 am ET
by vince
ev'rything changes
whether we move on or don't
the earth is turning
Haiku # 44559, October 14, 2009 11:11 pm ET
by ash
Tales of long ago
Yet I haven't aged a bit
Has it been ten years?
Haiku # 44558, October 14, 2009 7:31 pm ET
by hhtigerlily of Sydney
the outbursts of tech
fading to a new world where
thoughts remain vibrant
Haiku # 44557, October 14, 2009 1:39 pm ET
by mango
writings on this wall
you die, your legacy stands
- but servers die too...
Haiku # 44556, October 14, 2009 12:19 pm ET
by vince of same fate eventually
Haiku was such fun
Dead dogs, grand pappy, stiff cheese
Now we have facebook
Haiku # 44555, October 14, 2009 8:16 am ET
by hhtigerlily of sydney
Haiku memories
Linger on the internet
Traces of the past
Haiku # 44554, October 14, 2009 8:13 am ET
by hhtigerlily of sydney
summing up my life
a whole decade of haiku
greater than the parts
Haiku # 44553, October 14, 2009 7:27 am ET
by ash
I read some haikus
We wrote like 10 years ago
Crap immortalized
Haiku # 44552, October 14, 2009 7:12 am ET
by hhtigerlily of sydney
finally the rain
oily asphalt smell
permeates all my senses
Haiku # 44551, October 13, 2009 5:46 pm ET
by mean d. of So cal
Gen X to Gen Y
to why bother to why not?
gaps come and Gaps go
Haiku # 44550, October 13, 2009 12:08 pm ET
by mango
Berlin on Thursday
Tango house warming party
All the night, half the next
Haiku # 44549, October 13, 2009 3:15 am ET
by William Nippress
the bald truth is my
hat is off to you and my
hair is off my head!
Haiku # 44548, October 11, 2009 1:38 pm ET
by bs
We all know the truth!
Youth is wasted on the young!
Some compensation!
Haiku # 44547, October 11, 2009 9:06 am ET
by William Nippress
another birthday
watching my lost youth recede
along with my hair
Haiku # 44546, October 11, 2009 8:26 am ET
by ash
the party goes on
after a drunken ranter
gets pulled out of bar
Haiku # 44545, October 9, 2009 12:35 pm ET
by bs
winters wisp of cool
trees to be covered in snow-
waiting waiting waits.
Haiku # 44544, October 9, 2009 10:25 am ET
by mundane
courvoisier dreams
yield to cheap tequila and
porcelain goddess
Haiku # 44543, October 8, 2009 8:22 pm ET
by haiku half-wit of 36983
words can be funny
I am sure you have noticed-
such as ginormous.
Haiku # 44542, October 8, 2009 2:33 pm ET
by mundane
along the empty beach
a deposit collector-
chased by chilly winds.
Haiku # 44541, October 8, 2009 2:24 pm ET
by mundane
to lazy critics
please visualize my finger
and infer the rest
Haiku # 44540, October 8, 2009 12:53 pm ET
by vince of sidenote
truth is I never
liked here, I just can't seem to
back off from arguing
Haiku # 44539, October 8, 2009 12:25 pm ET
by bs
yeah, one word can throw
all hopes into a tail spin
who knows but a dream
Haiku # 44538, October 8, 2009 12:20 pm ET
by bs
writing to tell you
i don't love you anymore
still, nothing was lost

neither of us 'loved'
you only thought you could have
i only want to
Haiku # 44537, October 8, 2009 12:19 pm ET
by vince of finalities
really I'd rather
I'd never shown up here again
this place makes me

feel like shit
and it shows in my
writing here
Haiku # 44536, October 8, 2009 12:15 pm ET
by bs
I think it's time for
your kind to vacate the stage
of life, good riddance
Haiku # 44535, October 8, 2009 12:13 pm ET
by bs
you know, "cultured" asses
are just like that, they smell like
rotten yogurt, all

cheesy, and ready
to throw out, your time has you
know come to be gone
Haiku # 44534, October 8, 2009 12:12 pm ET
by bs
Bad haiku, flowing
Crimson verse of hari-kari.
Not Cub announcer.
Haiku # 44533, October 8, 2009 10:17 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
welcome back grandma
basho might have had a frog
but we've got weiner
Haiku # 44532, October 8, 2009 8:50 am ET
by ash
I spent this past year
wasting my time and money
learning how to dance
Haiku # 44531, October 8, 2009 1:33 am ET
by Fred Astaire Dance Studios of Phoenix, Arizona
october wind blows
so do all these bad haikus
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 44530, October 7, 2009 5:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fascination wanes
tomorrow's promise tumble
into old routines
Haiku # 44529, October 7, 2009 2:52 pm ET
by vince
One or two is nice
Pages after pages "NOT"!!!
So please keep to it!
Haiku # 44528, October 7, 2009 11:28 am ET
by For bs
words on a net site
are often reactions to
people never known
Haiku # 44527, October 6, 2009 2:06 pm ET
by bs
no irony here
people want me to be what
I don't want to be
Haiku # 44526, October 3, 2009 11:59 am ET
by bs
juliet's death scene
ruined by raucous ringtone
romeo says 'oops...'
Haiku # 44525, October 2, 2009 2:00 pm ET
by vince
Autumn is with us
So say farewell to the Sun
We'll see you next year
Haiku # 44524, October 2, 2009 3:37 am ET
by William Nippress
brightly rising sun
travels across the blue sky-
sets abruptly.
Haiku # 44523, October 1, 2009 7:46 pm ET
by mundane
leaves borne by all trees
gray and eventually-
gradually fade.

Haiku # 44522, October 1, 2009 7:38 pm ET
by mundane
the pigeons vanish
dark cloud tears through skyscrapers
bleeds rain on pavement
Haiku # 44521, October 1, 2009 12:59 pm ET
by vince
wind dimishes
sun over the ocean blue
the joys of drifting
Haiku # 44520, October 1, 2009 11:43 am ET
by mean d. of So cal
bitch is hott nahmean?
gots them round booties fo sho
like, daaaamn, nahmsayin'?
Haiku # 44519, September 30, 2009 12:50 pm ET
by vince
emelyn's story
angels weep forever
frozen respite
Haiku # 44518, September 30, 2009 11:53 am ET
by mundane
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