such a lot o' me
win is such a lottery
on an' on you see
there's no stoppin' me
maybe a lobotomy
can down throttle me
hip hop haiku ? hell !
that's the future i can tell
let me ring that bell...
by ash of rap is clang association and jive
stuck in the middle
sweating like a pig in mud
i can smell the rain
by do or not do there is no try..my fav
I've reached my quota
Thirty haikus for the day
I am done, for now!
by RayDogg of Michigan
Yeah! Chocolate time!
The bells ring their sweet promise
of sweet-tasting treats!
by RayDogg of Michigan
At last, not alone!
Strong is your haiku, Jedi.
Light side or dark side?
by RayDogg of Michigan
A B C D E
F G H I J K L
M N O P Q
R S T U V
W X Y and Z
Know your A B C's!
by RayDogg of Michigan
uhmmm ray, are you bored?????
the next line will be seven
and this one is five
by time to run
You see this? Do ya?
Listen, primitive screwheads!
This is my boomstick!
by RayDogg of Michigan
Tidal waves of time
Crash on the shore of my soul
Wash away the guilt
by RayDogg of Michigan
Email in plain text!
No more animated gifs!
What will Francine do?
by RayDogg of Michigan
Haikus are written
by lost souls, forever damned
to count syllables.
by RayDogg of Michigan
Silence is golden
That's one reason it's so hard
to find rich women.
by RayDogg of Michigan
Blue water bottle.
I turn you over and sigh.
Empty once again.
by RayDogg of Michigan
Dwell not on pain
for I can give you much more.
How much do you want?
by RayDogg of Michigan
One random haiku
is as good as you can get
when it's not random.
by Raydogg of Michigan
badhaiku.com
Do you check the syllables?
You don't! But I do!
by RayDogg of Michigan
Mirrors in your pants
Let me to see myself in them.
Looking very good.
by RayDogg of Michigan
MILF's can be so hot.
Unless your mom is a MILF.
Then you have problems.
by RayDogg of Michigan
Go for quantity.
Quality's over-rated.
Kind of like your mom.
by RayDogg of Michigan
Haiku-ing gangsters
scare me more than rapping ones.
Don't try rap haikus.
by RayDogg of Michigan
Invisible wound.
No one can see it but me.
Painful reflections.
by RayDogg of Michigan
Where did I put it?
I can't find my heart today.
You stole it last night.
by RayDogg of Michigan
Publishing haiku
has never been this easy!
Four fields and you're done!
by RayDogg of Michigan
Mix dihydrogen
with monoxide and you get
water, clean and pure.
by RayDogg of Michigan
Just sit yourself back
and I will tell you a tale
of a fateful trip.
by RayDogg of Michigan
Backward looking b's
We call them by many names.
Another is d.
by RayDogg of Michigan
badhaiku.com
Such a wonderful website
for my artistic works.
by RayDogg of Michigan
One Big Ass Mistake,
America. Lead no more.
Socialism kills.
by RayDogg of Michigan
Five-foot walls divide
me from my fellow workers.
Boss, tear down this wall!
by RayDogg of Michigan
Pain on my bottom.
Dripping blood from hemmorhoids.
Where is my donut.
by RayDogg of Michigan
Sunglasses of guile
hide my true ambitions well.
Never realized.
by RayDogg of Michigan
Peanuts or penis?
Both have nuts so delicious.
If you're hot, try mine.
by RayDogg of Michigan
What is bad haiku?
I do not know how to count
all the syllables.
by RayDogg of Michigan
I'm not a cat fan
But they do have their use's
To advance mankind
As in this pseudo-intellectual scientific approach to advanced cat yodelling.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxtG2wtE7TM
by William Nippress
if you look closer
ducks struggle the same as swans
caught in an oil slick
by vince
ok ok...crack the nut
shatter the metaphor of
"skull", break my own shell
by bs
Aghhhh BS shut up
Shut up! Shut up! Please!!!!!
I'm begging you! Please!!!
by What the hell is he on
Lets take a vote then
Honest! Do you read BS?
I don't that's for sure!
by He just never shuts up!!! of On and on an on and on
the boredom sets in
i up-end the chair to see
if the gay joke works
by moo of it does (sadly)
how embarrassing
lose that extra syllable
turning in my grave
by ash of 6-7-5 slays me
no arguments please
just basic numeracy
how hard can that be ?
by ash of 5-7-5 for the win :)
epitaph suggestions ?
though he's down for the count now
he gave good haiku
by ash
ice cold German beer
beach bods sailboats on parade
on the waterfront
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Pushing perfection
on a site called BadHaiku
Who's being stupid?
by i do not mind
Grapes of Wrath, reversed
Cal-ee-forn-i-a is bust
Move to Muskogee?
by Anonymous Poet
Grow your own food, dude
This depression can't be beat
Put your kids in debt
by Bailout poet
Recession over!
O Holy day, glorious
depression begins
by Anonymous Poet
Begs me to hurt her
until she cries, and then she
fucks like a dead fish?
by Sadistic lover
I get hurt by this
place and I react, I hate
the stuff I write when
i do, it's not my best
by bs
out of anger "they"
embrace what is disdained by
those who "play the game"
fuck the game
by bs
