Bad Haiku
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27 Years, 322 Days and 77293 Haiku later...

This time I got both
friends and fans with my music.
I feel less alone.
Haiku # 41771, September 25, 2008 2:09 am ET
by snail
appreciating
unfuckingbelievable
poetastery
Haiku # 41770, September 25, 2008 12:26 am ET
by the wayside
the end is near so
stockpile your canned goods and buy
lots of firearms
Haiku # 41769, September 24, 2008 7:07 pm ET
by sf
One more boring day
grinding its way through my life
Just one of many
Haiku # 41768, September 24, 2008 6:06 pm ET
by Loseroonie
someone stole my book
scarring makes me dishonest
my heart's a fender
Haiku # 41767, September 24, 2008 3:36 pm ET
by Michael S. Chong of toronto, Canada
I live in fear of
the sorts who would care about
counting syllables.
Haiku # 41766, September 24, 2008 2:33 pm ET
by snail of freedom and rebellion
Tense electric nerves
buzz beneath this skin, waiting,
begging for something.
Haiku # 41765, September 24, 2008 2:21 pm ET
by snail
I cannot forget
his lips gently teasing at
the back of my neck.
Haiku # 41764, September 24, 2008 2:10 pm ET
by snail
His slightest caress
was felt more intensely than
all past sex combined.
Haiku # 41763, September 24, 2008 2:03 pm ET
by snail
"You're mysterious,"
he said, trying to open
me with his kind eyes.
Haiku # 41762, September 24, 2008 1:52 pm ET
by snail
Earplugs shut them out.
Television and traffic
can't disturb me now.
Haiku # 41761, September 24, 2008 1:42 pm ET
by snail
Mother accuses
that I'm always too withdrawn
when I'm overwhelmed.
Haiku # 41760, September 24, 2008 1:36 pm ET
by snail
is it bad haiku
or, increasingly funny
ironic haiku?
Haiku # 41759, September 24, 2008 1:08 pm ET
by bs
What are you doing?
Need a good woman to cure you?
I'll straighten you out
Haiku # 41758, September 24, 2008 10:15 am ET
by Ilean Over
just an empty hole
with not much depth to speak of
a living donut
Haiku # 41757, September 24, 2008 10:08 am ET
by vince ( ._.)
Ya. He's gay alright
What are you doing later?
Want to come home with me?
Haiku # 41756, September 24, 2008 10:05 am ET
by Ben doon & Phil Mcavity
Hi Vince, your gay right!
You ever held a woman
Or are you just talk

Haiku # 41755, September 24, 2008 10:01 am ET
by Jesica Falstits
the space compromised
her warm flesh close to my flesh
i do what i want
Haiku # 41754, September 24, 2008 9:33 am ET
by vince
A Salsa party
For the wealthy upper class
Some posh totty there!

Same night

Another party
We got applause for tango
Tango's my passion
Haiku # 41753, September 24, 2008 6:50 am ET
by Tisme
Your creative mind
Monster or gift from the Gods?
A constant wrestle?
Haiku # 41752, September 24, 2008 6:31 am ET
by Tisme for snail
Wrestling with life
Boredom, creative minds
A heady mixture
Haiku # 41751, September 24, 2008 6:23 am ET
by Tisme
Usually its
More frustration than boredom
"They don't understand"
Haiku # 41750, September 24, 2008 6:21 am ET
by Tisme
Accept their dull minds
lack of insight is normal
Seek some new outlets
Haiku # 41749, September 24, 2008 6:19 am ET
by Tisme
Your music and song
It is your gift to others
You reach them. Touch them!
Haiku # 41748, September 24, 2008 6:17 am ET
by Tisme
When you sing to them
They are able to listen
Understanding!
Haiku # 41747, September 24, 2008 6:15 am ET
by Tisme
Sing a song for "Them"
Make then fall in love with you
The rest will follow
Haiku # 41746, September 24, 2008 6:13 am ET
by Tisme of sensitive and giving
"Boredom isn't for
creative sorts," she tells me.
She thinks I'm lying.
Haiku # 41745, September 24, 2008 4:28 am ET
by snail
Let's see if I can
Use equal numbers of words
in each of these lines.
Haiku # 41744, September 24, 2008 4:20 am ET
by snail
Insomnia is
instantaneously cured
with valerian.
Haiku # 41743, September 24, 2008 4:13 am ET
by snail
bury him in snow
performance art called "chill blaine"
that'd be so cool
Haiku # 41742, September 24, 2008 2:41 am ET
by ash
I sure feel like hell
Maybe it's something I ate
or something I drank
Haiku # 41741, September 23, 2008 6:06 pm ET
by Loser in all directions
Market crashes down
Capitalism dead now?
I will miss the whores
Haiku # 41740, September 23, 2008 4:49 pm ET
by SandmanEsq of NYC
Here we are again
We can't do this forever
Jeez what is that Smell!?
Haiku # 41739, September 23, 2008 4:45 pm ET
by Jonafi
Awe? Perhaps, but how
do I convert it into
something more useful?
Haiku # 41738, September 23, 2008 4:14 pm ET
by snail
Art is like breathing.
Music flows inside and out,
bridging the two worlds.
Haiku # 41737, September 23, 2008 4:08 pm ET
by snail
Finding a boyfriend
Socialising through singing
Men may be in Awe!

Haiku # 41736, September 23, 2008 3:41 pm ET
by Tisme
fans buy the tickets
they are here for the music
your friends? there, backstage
Haiku # 41735, September 23, 2008 3:38 pm ET
by vince
Played on stage. Got fans
instead of friends. Great applause
for social failure.
Haiku # 41734, September 23, 2008 3:17 pm ET
by snail
Wishing for new friends,
I got lost between "Nice song,"
and "Thanks. What's your name?"
Haiku # 41733, September 23, 2008 2:57 pm ET
by snail
Open mic, still shy,
not a virgin to music,
just new locations.
Haiku # 41732, September 23, 2008 2:48 pm ET
by snail
dude, i'll shower you
with irony like urine
on a brand new pledge
Haiku # 41731, September 23, 2008 2:43 pm ET
by sf of Skull and Bones
+
Haiku # 41730, September 23, 2008 2:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Visit this site, please.
Bad haiku? Judge for yourself.
At least it
Haiku # 41729, September 23, 2008 2:16 pm ET
by Tom S. of Pasadena, CA
Visit this site, please.
Bad haiku? Judge for yourself.
At least it
Haiku # 41728, September 23, 2008 2:15 pm ET
by Tom S. of Pasadena, CA
houdini done it
and there we go, what did him
in, a sucker punch...
Haiku # 41727, September 23, 2008 12:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
playful autumn wind
hushed amongst calm cherry trees
crimson confetti
Haiku # 41726, September 23, 2008 9:46 am ET
by vince
david fucking blaine
why don't you hang by your neck ?
that's entertainment
Haiku # 41725, September 22, 2008 9:51 pm ET
by ash
soft warm current melts
but hard glacial ice remains
adrift and interned
Haiku # 41724, September 22, 2008 7:32 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
i wonder if silence
would be golden here or
I should keep going
Haiku # 41723, September 22, 2008 4:22 pm ET
by bs
some thing are all new
a world of risks and the sort
resistance, old
Haiku # 41722, September 22, 2008 4:21 pm ET
by bs
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