Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78054 Haiku later...
time for fuel station
easy like a come and go
one in and one out
Haiku # 41361 July 5, 2008 3:13 am ET
by eagle vision
practicing arson
amassing an arsenal
to erase arseholes
Haiku # 41360 July 4, 2008 8:53 pm ET
by Lush
firing my thruster
you send me over the moon
not rocket science
Haiku # 41359 July 4, 2008 8:20 am ET
by ash
It's funny to watch
They don't know it but they are
Manipulated!
Haiku # 41358 July 4, 2008 3:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
An attack on some
Makes them much more incisive
and inclined to think
Haiku # 41357 July 4, 2008 3:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
One thing that works
To get better haiku's here
Is Personality
Haiku # 41356 July 4, 2008 3:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
For many years now
I have watched and written here
every now and again
Haiku # 41355 July 4, 2008 3:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
that's just how i roll
it gets boring here at times
so i stir the pot
Haiku # 41354 July 3, 2008 9:32 pm ET
by sf
Even here, conflict
is still inescapable.
Why must you be rude?
Haiku # 41353 July 3, 2008 9:17 pm ET
by Dragon Snail
another day for
you and me to excel at
mediocrity
Haiku # 41352 July 3, 2008 3:30 pm ET
by sf
yes send the women
oh say once you blow her up
she wont be blowing....u
Haiku # 41351 July 3, 2008 2:07 pm ET
by sorry that required and eighth
Life is a minefield
One foot after another
Send the woman first
Haiku # 41350 July 3, 2008 11:00 am ET
by Homage to SF
Pulling together
All my thoughts I find that I
Have nothing to say

Being like SF is my highest aspiration
Haiku # 41349 July 3, 2008 10:50 am ET
by Ail low and you allways get there
we shuffle along
one foot after the other
through our life's debris
Haiku # 41348 July 3, 2008 9:25 am ET
by ash
it is bad haiku
but everyone's a critic
you can't please 'em all
Haiku # 41347 July 3, 2008 9:21 am ET
by ash
whatever you say
to boost your low self-image
is okay with me
Haiku # 41346 July 3, 2008 4:48 am ET
by sf
Criticize is wrong
Criticise is Queens English
Look it up retard
Haiku # 41345 July 3, 2008 3:57 am ET
by Dross, dross and more dross
Like I said before
When they have nothing to say
Here's where they do it

Foul-mouth name-calling
When you can't articulate
Childish behaviour
Haiku # 41344 July 3, 2008 3:49 am ET
by Dross, dross and more dross
learn the language first
then criticize all you want
you fucking retard
Haiku # 41343 July 2, 2008 5:52 pm ET
by sf of god but its bad grammar
My god but its sad
If they have nothing to say
Here's where they do it
Haiku # 41342 July 2, 2008 4:09 pm ET
by Dross, dross and more dross
shaft: a bad mutha
dig it? i'm talkin bout shaft
the black private dick
Haiku # 41341 July 1, 2008 8:07 pm ET
by kin_corn_karn of ghetto nation
I can only wait
for him to make the next move.
I just write my songs.
Haiku # 41340 July 1, 2008 7:51 pm ET
by long lost
crazy as it seems
longitudinal pressure
sometimes turns me on
Haiku # 41339 July 1, 2008 5:29 pm ET
by the waves
day's almost over
and i've insulted no one
i'm losing my edge
Haiku # 41338 July 1, 2008 3:33 pm ET
by sf
Five like Pentagon.
Roll two dice and get seven
I have five fingers
Haiku # 41337 July 1, 2008 3:25 pm ET
by Robin Len of "Home?"
One thing is for sure
Misery loves company
Could you be more down?

Haiku # 41336 July 1, 2008 3:52 am ET
by Manic depressives R us
a reason to live
sorry, it doesn't exist
i drink your milk shake
Haiku # 41335 June 30, 2008 6:55 pm ET
by sf
so nothings mean it
and if it is something then
well no..that's not it
Haiku # 41334 June 30, 2008 2:57 pm ET
by Oh nothing!!! @$#%^
Things given up in
error may be lost for good.
Oh, what have I done?
Haiku # 41333 June 29, 2008 7:22 pm ET
by Dragon Snail
I lost track of more
than I was trying to lose.
My friends, where are you?
Haiku # 41332 June 29, 2008 7:20 pm ET
by Dragon Snail
mistakes don't haunt me
ghosts from my past certainly
my conscience is clear
Haiku # 41331 June 28, 2008 2:43 am ET
by ash
If mistakes stay in
the past when we put them there,
letting go makes sense.
Haiku # 41330 June 27, 2008 10:43 pm ET
by Dragon Snail (advice taken)
may our happiness
increase in isolation
for i hate you all
Haiku # 41329 June 27, 2008 7:04 pm ET
by sf
Mistakes we have made
Haunt us for many reasons
None of them feel good

These mistakes we made
Make us what we are today
So why have regrets?
Haiku # 41328 June 27, 2008 6:14 am ET
by William Nippress
Can't seem to escape.
I say it's over, then go
right back to the start.
Haiku # 41327 June 26, 2008 9:12 pm ET
by Dragon Snail
recalling the past
you think i'd get over it
even now i don't
Haiku # 41326 June 26, 2008 9:45 am ET
by ash
many a long year
and some even longer days
life is full of it
Haiku # 41325 June 25, 2008 9:47 am ET
by ash
Well-done Dragon Snail
Now you're writing good haiku's
These we can enjoy!
Haiku # 41324 June 25, 2008 6:34 am ET
by We are still watching though
Screaming pain in chest
It tears a man asunder
Torso rent of life
Haiku # 41323 June 24, 2008 10:58 pm ET
by Eh
I love your music,
little hippy drummer boy.
Can I play your flute?
Haiku # 41322 June 24, 2008 3:53 pm ET
by Cat Crotch
A body, a cage,
shapes to hang upon a soul,
stuck within this skin.
Haiku # 41321 June 24, 2008 3:40 pm ET
by Dragon Snail
if one wants to say
something else, let them eat grapes
and pass the times as
Haiku # 41320 June 24, 2008 3:35 pm ET
by mox
these folks art in thought
and limit things as to when
to keep the...the...pace
Haiku # 41319 June 24, 2008 3:34 pm ET
by moxie
we made out last night
never mind bodies entwined
still fancy a shag
Haiku # 41318 June 24, 2008 3:25 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Maybe I should find
a less complicated way
to release the pain.
Haiku # 41317 June 24, 2008 2:57 pm ET
by Dragon Snail
When I missed the point,
differing goals were the cause.
Minimalism?
Haiku # 41316 June 24, 2008 2:35 pm ET
by Dragon Snail (confused, as usual)
Restraint of 3 lines
Express minimalism
Multi-line fuckers
Haiku # 41315 June 24, 2008 2:19 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Courageously here,
after years of fear and doubt,
I am reaching out.

Exploring freedom
I fled the cruel abuser
who imprisoned me.

The pendulum swings.
Confidence blossoms and wilts.
I will not look back.
Haiku # 41314 June 24, 2008 2:17 pm ET
by Dragon Snail
Summers full vestage
Surrounded by vivid Green
Senses overwhelmed
Haiku # 41313 June 24, 2008 12:41 pm ET
by William Nippress
Well that told "US"
So lets all get on our knees
Ask for forgiveness

We have met our match?
Worship the self-important!
Who does not need rules!

Its Zabadooey
Returned in disguise? Or what
Huge ego? No brains?

You have potential
Some of your stuff is not bad
So stop writing crap
Haiku # 41312 June 24, 2008 11:56 am ET
by We will see what you can do