Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 66 Days and 77464 Haiku later...

I think some hipsters
lash out with poetry then
commit suicide
Haiku # 40829, April 7, 2008 10:41 am ET
by black sheep
failed democracy
blithering idiocy
illiteracy
Haiku # 40828, April 5, 2008 5:18 pm ET
by Lush
whatever you think
the future is a secret
only time will tell
Haiku # 40827, April 5, 2008 7:52 am ET
by ash
I don't want to break
hearts over choices but I
may if I'm not wise
Haiku # 40826, April 4, 2008 12:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I saw the turkeys
in the field, making noise and
peeking to see if watched
Haiku # 40825, April 4, 2008 12:07 pm ET
by black sheep
our friends make us or
break us, or both, for it's a
hard life lonliness
Haiku # 40824, April 4, 2008 11:59 am ET
by black sheep of I like solitude though
absolutely, yes
oh most definitely, yeah
most definitely
Haiku # 40823, April 4, 2008 11:51 am ET
by black sheep
pointless escapade
measured in tears never seen
a closet array
Haiku # 40822, April 4, 2008 1:25 am ET
by Lush
an arid crevice
scrotal tangent-- inner thigh
dash this bleeping rash
Haiku # 40821, April 4, 2008 1:20 am ET
by Lush
tilting 'gainst backrest
upon precipice, yikes
visceral reward
Haiku # 40820, April 4, 2008 1:18 am ET
by Lush
head betwixt mine thighs
grievous, gaseous, deride
haberdashery
Haiku # 40819, April 4, 2008 1:16 am ET
by Lush
zero balustrade
no hero, this ass ain't made
defenestrate, mate
Haiku # 40818, April 4, 2008 1:13 am ET
by Lush
some left on the plate
pieces of juice on my face
discard of the bun
Haiku # 40817, April 3, 2008 10:42 pm ET
by sloppy boys
we are verring left
nothing has went right today
ohhh..doc can i get.....
Haiku # 40816, April 3, 2008 10:41 pm ET
by no more tears
Sat on the sofa
Bare legs, anticipation
Just a memory
Haiku # 40815, April 3, 2008 6:34 pm ET
by Terminal Margerate
Steadfast tradition
of group inebriation
the piper plays now
Haiku # 40814, April 3, 2008 12:31 pm ET
by Technokoi of Tiki Bar afterhours
no no no no no
no no no no maybe no
no no no no no`
Haiku # 40813, April 3, 2008 9:08 am ET
by can I go on?
Under the dense earth
Preserved bones undiscovered
Revealing secrets
Haiku # 40812, April 2, 2008 8:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the door is open
she urinates in full view
the romance is gone
Haiku # 40811, April 2, 2008 6:31 pm ET
by sf
oh the scenary
drops of words like eggs in pans
yellow to enjoy
Haiku # 40810, April 2, 2008 12:35 pm ET
by like a museum in here n shit
in the train station,
a pigeon flies heavy
through the crowd
Haiku # 40809, April 2, 2008 10:49 am ET
by elio
Every now and then
Hold a beautiful woman
Take your pleasure then

Haiku # 40808, April 2, 2008 9:33 am ET
by Dancing Fool
A faraway laugh
Reminds of times long gone
Times remembered

In a fascist state
A Woman's voice sings sweetly
A policeman's wife

Worrior Seville
Who used to beat friends father
Riffle butts in face

Hard to remember
I was young and handsome
then
It's so long ago

Have i regrets though?
"Yes" wasted years on Ego
Should have learned to dance

All the young woman
Who I now hold in my arms
Are out of my reach

Haiku # 40807, April 2, 2008 9:17 am ET
by William Nippress of A life some way off
sat in a bar
last nights red wine
dry on my lips
Haiku # 40806, April 2, 2008 4:22 am ET
by elio
no haiku today
haven't got time to write one
maybe tomorrow
Haiku # 40805, April 2, 2008 12:48 am ET
by crimson mind of phoenix, az
morbid, cheap t-shirt
reminder of a past fling
worn today, a skull
Haiku # 40804, April 1, 2008 11:19 pm ET
by black sheep
dream reality
like death under my nostril
puke under pillow
Haiku # 40803, April 1, 2008 11:14 pm ET
by yo adrian I got a hernia
dull vacuous eyes
psychologically crippled
at home in the void
Haiku # 40802, April 1, 2008 9:13 pm ET
by sf
life's not a joke but
it goes down best with a
bit of shared laughter
Haiku # 40801, April 1, 2008 12:17 pm ET
by black sheep
the world keeps spinning
no matter tragedy or
triumph, it just goes on
Haiku # 40800, April 1, 2008 11:49 am ET
by black sheep
Strong bright metallic
Early Morning Spring Sunshine
Washing out colours
Haiku # 40799, April 1, 2008 6:05 am ET
by William Nippress
I'm trying to read a
man, henry miller who's thoughts
were sex in writing?
Haiku # 40798, March 31, 2008 6:12 pm ET
by black sheep of maybe if I use a famous name commentary will entail
I like this tactful
elegance to a degree
which was hard to see
Haiku # 40797, March 31, 2008 12:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
rebels have to have
rules often to feel that there's
a cause for their acts
Haiku # 40796, March 31, 2008 11:48 am ET
by black sheep
the rules are often
elegant but there's reasons
why some folks rebel
Haiku # 40795, March 31, 2008 11:47 am ET
by black sheep
controversy is
a strong disagreement with
something, and it's life
Haiku # 40794, March 31, 2008 11:45 am ET
by black sheep
Sex is exquisite
"Fuck" is such an ugly word
To make love is good

"Fuck" is over used
Suspect those who use the word
Have bever made love

(Except do it yourself)
Haiku # 40793, March 31, 2008 4:23 am ET
by Who are they? of Children of self-administered fuckers
Five Syllables first
The second line is Se7en
Finish with Five more
Haiku # 40792, March 31, 2008 3:02 am ET
by 5-7-5 Rule of Haiku
Haiku made easy
First and third lines are of Five
Line two is Seven
Haiku # 40791, March 31, 2008 3:00 am ET
by 5-7-5 Rule of Haiku
people try to be
cool but miss out on the pleasure
of who they are
Haiku # 40790, March 30, 2008 9:55 pm ET
by black sheep
the threat is the speech
of an unkempt child mind that
is mad for cookies...

beeatch, get me an oreo
brotha, I'm real ghetto
Haiku # 40789, March 30, 2008 9:48 pm ET
by black sheep of I mock the overuse of the gangsta thing
the world follows scripts
of subculture and the law
of wild baboon man
Haiku # 40788, March 30, 2008 9:46 pm ET
by black sheep
I tend to think that
if they grow up maybe just
think, "boy that was dumb"
Haiku # 40787, March 30, 2008 9:42 pm ET
by black sheep
abuse your chidlren
break their soft little fingers
so they cannot type
Haiku # 40786, March 30, 2008 7:58 pm ET
by sf
so proud of you dear
high roads and low rides just dirt
i say love em all
Haiku # 40780, March 30, 2008 1:22 pm ET
by oooooohhh baaaaaaahhhbay
the barn
swimming in a sea
of wind blown leaves
Haiku # 40775, March 30, 2008 8:50 am ET
by jack american haiku
empty baseball field
a robin hops along
the bench
Haiku # 40774, March 30, 2008 8:49 am ET
by jack american haiku
in my medicine cabinet
the winter fly has died
of old age
Haiku # 40773, March 30, 2008 8:47 am ET
by jack american haiku
after the shower
amongst the drenched roses
the bird thrashing in a bath
Haiku # 40772, March 30, 2008 8:46 am ET
by jack american haiku
drunk as a hoot owl
writing letters
by thunderstorm
Haiku # 40771, March 30, 2008 8:44 am ET
by jack american haiku
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