Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

the one only way
I could still repect that man
he should take her home
Haiku # 39615, August 17, 2007 6:40 pm ET
by the was th elast thing she needed
now I remember
why I opted out of it
all those time share things
Haiku # 39614, August 17, 2007 5:42 pm ET
by phobias and life wishes
can you say buzzkill
like dropping your cheeseburger
on a pile of shit
Haiku # 39613, August 17, 2007 5:40 pm ET
by that makes two for Ms vodoo shorts ..yuck
Plaster cast of ass
Milk bags of alabaster
Erotic sculpture
Haiku # 39612, August 17, 2007 4:06 pm ET
by Lush
ahh the neighborhood
where is the jolly trolley
i like your sneakersss
Haiku # 39609, August 16, 2007 7:17 pm ET
by Mr. Roger s voice is soooo melllow hee hee
my mum is dying
she's had a long tiring life
now she wants to rest

i kiss her softly
her gift to me this lifetime
thanks for having me

reflected glimpses
ghosts never stray far away
i'll be seeing you
Haiku # 39608, August 16, 2007 12:50 am ET
by ash
redintegration
just to arouse the senses
made-to-order fun.. :)
Haiku # 39607, August 15, 2007 3:06 pm ET
by whose dimension is it anyway???
In the film Iris,
Jim Broadbent looks eerily
like Hugh Bonneville
Haiku # 39606, August 14, 2007 2:39 pm ET
by Lush
NOW before you jump
know, love, be all of your strengths
and grip your weakness
Haiku # 39605, August 14, 2007 1:21 am ET
by thinkin,thanky,thunkeroferlous
persian gulf sunrise
africa was much sweeter
it was the people
Haiku # 39604, August 12, 2007 8:38 am ET
by ap
I once told Lou Reed
That Metal Machine Music
Played at my wedding.
Haiku # 39603, August 12, 2007 6:27 am ET
by Lush
eight in a machine
offering a sell check and cream
with peas and some cheese
Haiku # 39602, August 12, 2007 2:33 am ET
by derpplatiiyproxycrapcat
whispered as you know
a kind of place I don't; won't go
but already have
Haiku # 39601, August 12, 2007 2:32 am ET
by 3
most unusual
all quiet on bad haiku
widespread writers' block
Haiku # 39600, August 11, 2007 7:28 am ET
by ash
mobile on the mac
at 600 megahertz
iBook g3 rocks
Haiku # 39599, August 9, 2007 2:25 am ET
by ash
johnny lives it's true
something wonderful happened
the robot has life!!!
Haiku # 39598, August 8, 2007 4:08 am ET
by number 5 is ALIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!
slip shittin shit......E
following riverheardsheep
up delivery (~ary ?)
Haiku # 39597, August 7, 2007 2:20 am ET
by .....
nothing beautiful
like corn rows over and oh
broken sleeping cows
Haiku # 39596, August 7, 2007 2:18 am ET
by zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
a broken piece of
furniture lies up upon
this thief and a floor
Haiku # 39595, August 7, 2007 2:17 am ET
by chest x ray
are you so bad? huh!!
you are 1, 2 and 3 maybe four
9999999999999999
Haiku # 39594, August 7, 2007 2:13 am ET
by blppppppppppppptttt
Web Tasar
Haiku # 39593, August 5, 2007 12:30 pm ET
by yassa of Joomla
I'de like to buy you
who lives in this great big world
a coke and a smile
Haiku # 39592, August 2, 2007 10:11 pm ET
by shut the fuuuuck up
dear dead diary
my cat lost her fur today
she's a bald pussy
Haiku # 39591, August 2, 2007 10:09 pm ET
by u du sumpten betteh
let's write some haiku
reflections of things real life
blowin off home steam
Haiku # 39590, August 2, 2007 9:45 pm ET
by like a train goin ah--choo
i just can't sign on
without the awful feeling
god bless her sweets soul
Haiku # 39589, August 2, 2007 1:11 pm ET
by Monica was loved
what a total creep
arrogant pompous douchebag
you don't impress me
Haiku # 39588, August 1, 2007 10:55 pm ET
by to one who exhibits self importance
you goin' dancin',
salsa, Friday night this week?
Hope to see you there
Haiku # 39587, August 1, 2007 10:39 am ET
by DP Fab of flying high
I CAME, HAD A LOOK
Nothing much going on in here
So I went away
Haiku # 39586, August 1, 2007 3:20 am ET
by William Nippress
my mind wondering
like a young child wandering
sideshot an old monk
Haiku # 39585, July 31, 2007 11:23 pm ET
by DisComiCat of jerzey
Gnome season begins
A tasty little morsel,
pink hair stuck in teeth.
Haiku # 39584, July 31, 2007 7:14 pm ET
by WoW Gold Guide of Ironforge
Drama Queen on drugs,
for her migraines, not her soul.
Still in pain, she cries.
Haiku # 39583, July 31, 2007 7:42 am ET
by Migraine Chick of ann arbor, mi
lease ends; rent goes up
fifty bucks! move? too much work
they're counting on that
Haiku # 39582, July 31, 2007 12:38 am ET
by Logan of Austin
rain rain rain rain rain
rain rain rain rain rain more rain
all summer long, rain
Haiku # 39581, July 31, 2007 12:27 am ET
by Logan of Austin
thank god for these drugs
two week sinus infection
when will it end? ugh.
Haiku # 39580, July 31, 2007 12:25 am ET
by Logan of Austin
don't worry baby
its a mutual splooge
the poop shoot, i go
Haiku # 39579, July 30, 2007 6:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Pushing, all my might
Razors cut me, escaping
The poop makes a plop
Haiku # 39578, July 30, 2007 6:40 pm ET
by sambo of san fran
beautiful black milk
bubblesparkling tasty fluid
coke destroys my teeth
Haiku # 39577, July 30, 2007 4:43 pm ET
by Coke Warrior of Austria
Today's beauty bought transexual is too hot
illusion learned young

one year on the pole
gives insight to so much more
I quit..I hated

studio room home
no blanket to call my own
the radio RULED
Haiku # 39576, July 30, 2007 2:44 am ET
by gimme a fuckin break dumbass
someone I love true
not in a bi way but HIGHway
and she scares me too

I think I was meant
a whole different world I see
a misfit you
Haiku # 39575, July 30, 2007 2:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
your friend I don't like
she hit the underdog hard
and you laughed with her

a child of the street
never had a manicure
just a lot of pain

so your new tranny
makes herself look good to you
and you call her friend

I know where you HAIL
it's a place of blind..not hers
I cannot blame you

I can only watch
as you get used by this one
same as the others

no real empathy
don't confuse with sympathy
you've never been there

and.. the ones that have
FUCK YOU for forgetting IT
why is love so hard
Haiku # 39574, July 30, 2007 2:34 am ET
by for you???
can't believe I cried
a dedicated heart break
over what i read
Haiku # 39573, July 30, 2007 2:24 am ET
by that was awful
stop at the fjord
some spots are great for thinking
and taking a breath
Haiku # 39572, July 28, 2007 7:43 pm ET
by background quiet
if this is that so
you start with an x idea
polynomial
Haiku # 39571, July 28, 2007 7:40 pm ET
by remainder theorem
a ray of whorls white
playfully flowering thing
delicious eye root
Haiku # 39570, July 28, 2007 7:37 pm ET
by on the farm
furbish the lustrous
wear a hat of racoon skin
on your smooth bald head
Haiku # 39569, July 28, 2007 7:34 pm ET
by so soft
haiku hiatus
volume running hot and cold
just llike the seasons
Haiku # 39568, July 27, 2007 3:37 am ET
by ash
cracked computer screen
repair costs more than new box.
Eco senselessness
Haiku # 39565, July 23, 2007 11:40 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
no harm just your help
I thought you would understand
i was very wrong
Haiku # 39564, July 23, 2007 11:16 am ET
by .....
a heaven above
yes, yet I am still crying
this should I believe
Haiku # 39563, July 23, 2007 11:15 am ET
by I want it out
that first love of mine
we made our vows from the book
in the private room
Haiku # 39562, July 23, 2007 11:11 am ET
by binded upon the alter
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