Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

persian gulf sunrise
africa was much sweeter
it was the people
Haiku # 39604, August 12, 2007 8:38 am ET
by ap
I once told Lou Reed
That Metal Machine Music
Played at my wedding.
Haiku # 39603, August 12, 2007 6:27 am ET
by Lush
eight in a machine
offering a sell check and cream
with peas and some cheese
Haiku # 39602, August 12, 2007 2:33 am ET
by derpplatiiyproxycrapcat
whispered as you know
a kind of place I don't; won't go
but already have
Haiku # 39601, August 12, 2007 2:32 am ET
by 3
most unusual
all quiet on bad haiku
widespread writers' block
Haiku # 39600, August 11, 2007 7:28 am ET
by ash
mobile on the mac
at 600 megahertz
iBook g3 rocks
Haiku # 39599, August 9, 2007 2:25 am ET
by ash
johnny lives it's true
something wonderful happened
the robot has life!!!
Haiku # 39598, August 8, 2007 4:08 am ET
by number 5 is ALIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!
slip shittin shit......E
following riverheardsheep
up delivery (~ary ?)
Haiku # 39597, August 7, 2007 2:20 am ET
by .....
nothing beautiful
like corn rows over and oh
broken sleeping cows
Haiku # 39596, August 7, 2007 2:18 am ET
by zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
a broken piece of
furniture lies up upon
this thief and a floor
Haiku # 39595, August 7, 2007 2:17 am ET
by chest x ray
are you so bad? huh!!
you are 1, 2 and 3 maybe four
9999999999999999
Haiku # 39594, August 7, 2007 2:13 am ET
by blppppppppppppptttt
Web Tasar
Haiku # 39593, August 5, 2007 12:30 pm ET
by yassa of Joomla
I'de like to buy you
who lives in this great big world
a coke and a smile
Haiku # 39592, August 2, 2007 10:11 pm ET
by shut the fuuuuck up
dear dead diary
my cat lost her fur today
she's a bald pussy
Haiku # 39591, August 2, 2007 10:09 pm ET
by u du sumpten betteh
let's write some haiku
reflections of things real life
blowin off home steam
Haiku # 39590, August 2, 2007 9:45 pm ET
by like a train goin ah--choo
i just can't sign on
without the awful feeling
god bless her sweets soul
Haiku # 39589, August 2, 2007 1:11 pm ET
by Monica was loved
what a total creep
arrogant pompous douchebag
you don't impress me
Haiku # 39588, August 1, 2007 10:55 pm ET
by to one who exhibits self importance
you goin' dancin',
salsa, Friday night this week?
Hope to see you there
Haiku # 39587, August 1, 2007 10:39 am ET
by DP Fab of flying high
I CAME, HAD A LOOK
Nothing much going on in here
So I went away
Haiku # 39586, August 1, 2007 3:20 am ET
by William Nippress
my mind wondering
like a young child wandering
sideshot an old monk
Haiku # 39585, July 31, 2007 11:23 pm ET
by DisComiCat of jerzey
Gnome season begins
A tasty little morsel,
pink hair stuck in teeth.
Haiku # 39584, July 31, 2007 7:14 pm ET
by WoW Gold Guide of Ironforge
Drama Queen on drugs,
for her migraines, not her soul.
Still in pain, she cries.
Haiku # 39583, July 31, 2007 7:42 am ET
by Migraine Chick of ann arbor, mi
lease ends; rent goes up
fifty bucks! move? too much work
they're counting on that
Haiku # 39582, July 31, 2007 12:38 am ET
by Logan of Austin
rain rain rain rain rain
rain rain rain rain rain more rain
all summer long, rain
Haiku # 39581, July 31, 2007 12:27 am ET
by Logan of Austin
thank god for these drugs
two week sinus infection
when will it end? ugh.
Haiku # 39580, July 31, 2007 12:25 am ET
by Logan of Austin
don't worry baby
its a mutual splooge
the poop shoot, i go
Haiku # 39579, July 30, 2007 6:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Pushing, all my might
Razors cut me, escaping
The poop makes a plop
Haiku # 39578, July 30, 2007 6:40 pm ET
by sambo of san fran
beautiful black milk
bubblesparkling tasty fluid
coke destroys my teeth
Haiku # 39577, July 30, 2007 4:43 pm ET
by Coke Warrior of Austria
Today's beauty bought transexual is too hot
illusion learned young

one year on the pole
gives insight to so much more
I quit..I hated

studio room home
no blanket to call my own
the radio RULED
Haiku # 39576, July 30, 2007 2:44 am ET
by gimme a fuckin break dumbass
someone I love true
not in a bi way but HIGHway
and she scares me too

I think I was meant
a whole different world I see
a misfit you
Haiku # 39575, July 30, 2007 2:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
your friend I don't like
she hit the underdog hard
and you laughed with her

a child of the street
never had a manicure
just a lot of pain

so your new tranny
makes herself look good to you
and you call her friend

I know where you HAIL
it's a place of blind..not hers
I cannot blame you

I can only watch
as you get used by this one
same as the others

no real empathy
don't confuse with sympathy
you've never been there

and.. the ones that have
FUCK YOU for forgetting IT
why is love so hard
Haiku # 39574, July 30, 2007 2:34 am ET
by for you???
can't believe I cried
a dedicated heart break
over what i read
Haiku # 39573, July 30, 2007 2:24 am ET
by that was awful
stop at the fjord
some spots are great for thinking
and taking a breath
Haiku # 39572, July 28, 2007 7:43 pm ET
by background quiet
if this is that so
you start with an x idea
polynomial
Haiku # 39571, July 28, 2007 7:40 pm ET
by remainder theorem
a ray of whorls white
playfully flowering thing
delicious eye root
Haiku # 39570, July 28, 2007 7:37 pm ET
by on the farm
furbish the lustrous
wear a hat of racoon skin
on your smooth bald head
Haiku # 39569, July 28, 2007 7:34 pm ET
by so soft
haiku hiatus
volume running hot and cold
just llike the seasons
Haiku # 39568, July 27, 2007 3:37 am ET
by ash
cracked computer screen
repair costs more than new box.
Eco senselessness
Haiku # 39565, July 23, 2007 11:40 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
no harm just your help
I thought you would understand
i was very wrong
Haiku # 39564, July 23, 2007 11:16 am ET
by .....
a heaven above
yes, yet I am still crying
this should I believe
Haiku # 39563, July 23, 2007 11:15 am ET
by I want it out
that first love of mine
we made our vows from the book
in the private room
Haiku # 39562, July 23, 2007 11:11 am ET
by binded upon the alter
a gravestone rests still
it's epitaph forever
will wave the ocean
Haiku # 39561, July 23, 2007 11:02 am ET
by DONT CRY FOR ME..for I am not gone I still live yet in a new way

love endures all things
and so it shall remain true
as I bury this

the song bird who sings
the wild horse who dances
should stay tucked away

u can't blame the girl
she can show you the reason
you would be freaked too

there is more than that
all the way to the roses
that she grew up with

so now she decides
it is the deceit from hell
at night pulls her strings

a song from Tesla
begins to spin in her head
"No way out..no way...."

carries it alone
each day her heart gets stronger
her reason's to live

Haiku # 39560, July 23, 2007 10:58 am ET
by turn around turn around..walk away
there there once was a band
named Majestic years ago
the lead singer died

it was then renamed
Majestic Ruins how strange
East Side boys rocked hard


Haiku # 39559, July 23, 2007 10:48 am ET
by RIP and oooh i thought that was weird
a very strange ride
things fit that were just plain weird
nature of the beast





Haiku # 39558, July 23, 2007 10:46 am ET
by decieves your mind tries to steal your soul
so often it seems
summer is too far away
and i have to chill
Haiku # 39557, July 23, 2007 9:25 am ET
by ash
maybe you can't hear
our miscommunications
but how can i tell ?
Haiku # 39556, July 23, 2007 8:30 am ET
by ash
make a present hold
heirloom clinched with a surprise
of grace legacy
Haiku # 39555, July 22, 2007 6:46 pm ET
by special delivery :) :) :)
Who needs Governments?
We! Will get what you elect!
A democracy
?
A Dictatorship
It
Haiku # 39554, July 22, 2007 6:44 am ET
by Anarchist
I like to play WoW.
Mountain Dew and strained eyeballs.
I don't have a life.
Haiku # 39553, July 22, 2007 5:46 am ET
by WoW Gold of Orgrimmar
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