Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

oops a double post
following this single post
but they're all haiku
Haiku # 39408, July 6, 2007 10:37 am ET
by ash
it's just like old times
with haiku after haiku
and then some haiku
Haiku # 39407, July 6, 2007 10:36 am ET
by ash
it's just like old times
with haiku after haiku
and then some haiku
Haiku # 39406, July 6, 2007 10:36 am ET
by ash
industriously
typing as fast as i can
the pages scroll by
Haiku # 39405, July 6, 2007 10:35 am ET
by ash
productivity
when the product is nothing
possibly isn't
Haiku # 39404, July 6, 2007 10:33 am ET
by ash
i note your absence
and i just can't get enough
wish there was lots more
Haiku # 39403, July 6, 2007 10:31 am ET
by ash
peter paul and mary
where have all the haiku gone
long long time ago
Haiku # 39402, July 6, 2007 10:28 am ET
by ash
i fill up this page
because i know you'll find it
so provocative
Haiku # 39401, July 6, 2007 10:27 am ET
by ash
flowing easily
a torrent of non haiku
yet in haiku form
Haiku # 39400, July 6, 2007 10:25 am ET
by ash
it's so effortless
feel free to write nothing too
it's working for me
Haiku # 39399, July 6, 2007 10:23 am ET
by ash
is there a purpose
totally irrelevant
electrons are cheap
Haiku # 39398, July 6, 2007 10:21 am ET
by ash
inevitably
i've got nothing else to say
but that won't stop me
Haiku # 39397, July 6, 2007 10:20 am ET
by ash
what's that you wonder
why does he do such a thing
it's a compulsion
Haiku # 39396, July 6, 2007 10:17 am ET
by ash
let me hog this page
writing numerous haiku
for no good purpose
Haiku # 39395, July 6, 2007 10:16 am ET
by ash
here's another one
without anything to say
but taking up space
Haiku # 39394, July 6, 2007 10:13 am ET
by ash
the breaths between words
the spaces between haiku
don't mean much, really
Haiku # 39393, July 6, 2007 10:12 am ET
by ash
shutting the fuck up
can be really difficult
like saying something
Haiku # 39392, July 6, 2007 10:01 am ET
by ash
can i fill this page ?
maybe, but in any case
i can fill my pants
Haiku # 39391, July 6, 2007 9:56 am ET
by ash
flatulent oboe
a limited repertoire
blowing pointlessly
Haiku # 39390, July 6, 2007 9:53 am ET
by ash
loud yet lonely noise
can never fill the vacuum
of being unloved
Haiku # 39389, July 6, 2007 9:37 am ET
by ash
I ordered a beer
an easle, some paint and fine
just for me tonight
Haiku # 39380, July 6, 2007 2:23 am ET
by rest, relax maybe masturbate
whhhoodoo you dooomooo??
that's right like as in..you know
when milkin' the cow
Haiku # 39379, July 6, 2007 2:19 am ET
by Bessy likes to role play
yes, i did thank you
funny these amusing bits
just like other guys
Haiku # 39378, July 6, 2007 2:16 am ET
by strong handsome tough coool
spilled, left, counter top
small grounds are without the wind
dirty ol dishrag
Haiku # 39377, July 6, 2007 2:13 am ET
by look at this splot..tell me what you see
in fact the zen of
the matter is keeping calm
in the face of fools
Haiku # 39361, July 5, 2007 1:46 pm ET
by black sheeo
looking for love here
there, everywhere, the words click
or scratch like chalkboards...
Haiku # 39360, July 5, 2007 1:45 pm ET
by black sheep
Just ignore the troll
Draw no attention to it
It will go away
Haiku # 39353, July 5, 2007 9:20 am ET
by Janis
Scream Konichiwa!
Like really do it right now
For I cannot hear
Haiku # 39347, July 4, 2007 4:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
computer artwork
pixel by motherfucking
pixel, dots and grids
Haiku # 39346, July 4, 2007 3:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The delete button
My wonderful friend and pal
Gives my life purpose
Haiku # 39345, July 4, 2007 3:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
light blue and dark blue
saturations of value
colour wheel of life
Haiku # 39344, July 4, 2007 2:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the rain falls lightly
puddles splash up from the cars
streetcar rumbles by
Haiku # 39343, July 4, 2007 2:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
zabbadoobydoo
more predictable than death
and less amusing
Haiku # 39339, July 4, 2007 10:01 am ET
by ash
while we work for play
wandering humanity
what's insanity?
Haiku # 39332, July 4, 2007 1:09 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Stars wink at the Sun
while he sinks below the ground
unrequited love
Haiku # 39331, July 3, 2007 11:57 pm ET
by anon
We're going down, so
to speak, for maintenance right now.
See you all next week
Haiku # 39325, June 28, 2007 4:00 pm ET
by Janis
tell me what you see
is it negative..ugly
difference in you

not applying sales
your heart needs a big breather
so you get the good

are your friends nice peeps
do they speak volumes about
great people around


Haiku # 39324, June 28, 2007 3:44 pm ET
by what you see is what YOU GET
creativity
it's in us all, we block it
preferring numbness
Haiku # 39323, June 28, 2007 2:35 pm ET
by DPF of let it flow
zabba dabba you the man
feeble in your mental span
though alaska's mighty cool
you come nowhere close you tool

and so the dancers of haiku turn
some know how and some don't learn
try as you might you feeble turd
you'll never have the final word

fame is such a fleeting drug
till *pffft!* janis pulls the plug
though you'll be back i have no doubt
you're gone when janis rubs you out
Haiku # 39321, June 28, 2007 10:52 am ET
by ash
ah, zabadooey
placed amongst mental midgets
you'd still come up short
Haiku # 39320, June 28, 2007 10:34 am ET
by ash
someone hired me
yesterday. a sinking boat
handing out life rafts
Haiku # 39311, June 27, 2007 8:19 pm ET
by dead planet dweller of forsaken galaxy
Zabba dabba doooooooo
the wonderful light of ours
chasing butterflies
Haiku # 39310, June 27, 2007 3:26 pm ET
by awww..you are such a cute penis wrinkle
magical beauty
mystified by what they see
in the gallery
Haiku # 39302, June 27, 2007 1:40 pm ET
by favorites...thx :)
Vote on my photo
Beautiful Joe on his knees
DPC sux mules
Haiku # 39301, June 27, 2007 11:36 am ET
by Beautiful Joe Fan of Minnesota
aHAHAHAHAHA..

shall we dance tonight
or just let the leaves turn brown
and the cold snow fall

Haiku # 39298, June 26, 2007 8:31 pm ET
by just need a good platform
my dear spin doctor
I'm going to turn this around
heartbreak is bullshit
Haiku # 39297, June 26, 2007 8:20 pm ET
by radar love
a day of silence
internet air waves protest
chirp chirp go the birds
Haiku # 39296, June 26, 2007 7:16 pm ET
by brrrrrrrrrrrb
correct previous
previous to the other
no missprint t shirts
Haiku # 39291, June 26, 2007 8:37 am ET
by mellie
how far will passion
drive your silence of contract
will you crash and burn
Haiku # 39290, June 26, 2007 3:03 am ET
by i love my sister and fuck you if you are too good fo her 44 is my life
just a brief haiku
to claim the previous one
for my very own
Haiku # 39289, June 25, 2007 9:09 pm ET
by ash
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