Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

well what can you do?
alcoholism evils
it took my man's soul

blame it all on me
you're doing this..all your fault
his vicodin's gone

this is a BAD haiku
and a crappy poopy rant
god damn the mouse trap
Haiku # 38666, April 23, 2007 11:55 pm ET
by got aot to think about
only yesterday
with just rose coloured glasses
the world looked endless

time is running out
soon it will be tomorrow
and reading glasses
Haiku # 38665, April 23, 2007 7:05 am ET
by ash
light dust to green trails
following lair of the bear
pictures and their words
Haiku # 38664, April 22, 2007 1:20 pm ET
by great day for a hike
Young woman passes
Eager with new life to come
So many choices
*
Emily Eighteen
Easter Monday you left us
An innocent child
*
Faultless in death
Remembering your short life
Laila and I weep
*
I think of your life
Such fun sweetness and friendship
We will both miss you
*
The birds still sing songs
The sun still shines, flowers grow
All Life continues

I will dance for you
Haiku # 38663, April 20, 2007 7:49 am ET
by Dancing Fool
simon says, but his
time is short and sweet and he
too will get his place

when he is judged and
voted and examined and
what he really did
Haiku # 38662, April 19, 2007 8:59 pm ET
by Mox
I'd hate to be the
gravedigger of a golfer
when i hear his ghost

say "fore" and playing
the 18 holes over the
shade of some maine plot
Haiku # 38661, April 19, 2007 8:57 pm ET
by Mox
was his time to go
liked what his tee said last night
"life is beautiful" :)
Haiku # 38660, April 19, 2007 3:01 pm ET
by Sanjaya dealt well
when the shit hits the
fan, ooo, wee, to live with those
who see past mistakes

who worry and do
not compromise, demeans all
attempts to be self
Haiku # 38659, April 19, 2007 12:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
bind the salt to the
fish, salted cod till there no
fish left to take salt

a salt with a deadly
spice intent, preserved for
eaters of the dead
Haiku # 38658, April 19, 2007 10:04 am ET
by Mox
Mackeral fish stinx
high heavens and seagulls whiff
the wafty chicken
Haiku # 38657, April 19, 2007 3:31 am ET
by peuuw -we
Oh yeah you are it
but your link don't work.. so shit
Haiku # 38656, April 19, 2007 2:50 am ET
by oh luciano
i am who you think i am
yes its true im your
egoistic self righteousness
Haiku # 38655, April 19, 2007 2:19 am ET
by luciano of adas
as flesh is witness
it's easy to stop bullets
but hard to stop guns
Haiku # 38654, April 18, 2007 8:26 pm ET
by ash
all things considered
there's a hit and miss in our
life's thoughts and phrases
Haiku # 38653, April 18, 2007 8:04 pm ET
by Mox
Have reviewed haikus Some good, some bad, some neither Inconsistent dicks
Haiku # 38652, April 18, 2007 4:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
to you and you too
overtime for the some few
xmas for the keepers
Haiku # 38651, April 18, 2007 12:28 am ET
by BOnutto
oh shit ash's ass
has been partying at least
since year 99
Haiku # 38650, April 18, 2007 12:14 am ET
by AJFHDLOLNDJHS
just a reminder
check out the hotlink below
it's not obvious
Haiku # 38649, April 17, 2007 11:33 pm ET
by ash
history repeats
it seems you can't stop the fire
without spilling blood
Haiku # 38648, April 17, 2007 11:31 pm ET
by ash
maybe it's time to
pick me a name to stick with
was Boogaloo once
Haiku # 38647, April 17, 2007 4:09 pm ET
by it aint me
moo moo moo moo moo
moo moo moo moo moo mooo mooo
meow meow moo
Haiku # 38646, April 17, 2007 2:39 pm ET
by Meow Moo
I'm agreeing with
ash right now makes me wonder
give me three steps...mr.
Haiku # 38645, April 17, 2007 1:54 pm ET
by Mox
the madness on the
news is blood soaked macbeth reports
wash the blood off
Haiku # 38644, April 17, 2007 1:53 pm ET
by Moxie of in shock
Ash, you ask too much
Americans. Stop and think!
Ridicules
Haiku # 38643, April 17, 2007 5:22 am ET
by From my cold dead hands
bang bang bang bang bang
bang bang bang bang bang bang bang
bang bang bang bang bang

bang bang bang bang bang
bang bang bang bang bang bang bang
bang bang bang bang stop
Haiku # 38642, April 17, 2007 4:04 am ET
by ash
the right to bear arms
is pretty fucking stupid
if you stop and think
Haiku # 38641, April 17, 2007 4:02 am ET
by ash
1time a loli-pop 2times a sucker 3tymes i gotta kill me a motha7ucka
Haiku # 38640, April 16, 2007 8:14 pm ET
by o no of queens
im blunt smokin cutt thorating grimey mutha7ucka that will leave you&ya son soaking play times over im DoNe Joking
Haiku # 38639, April 16, 2007 8:11 pm ET
by NunYa of Brooklyn,flatbush
and these my darling
are plainly known to some as
the days of our lives
Haiku # 38638, April 16, 2007 8:08 pm ET
by he is a cat
Queste sono le parole
che Dante vede scolpite sulla sommit
Haiku # 38637, April 16, 2007 5:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the voices that one
encounters in life can kill
or can heal with words

some pretend to be you or
me or someone
are they someone, shrugs
Haiku # 38636, April 14, 2007 6:10 pm ET
by Mox
iceberg slim jimmied
lettuce know how it's like so
we don't have to go
Haiku # 38635, April 14, 2007 10:36 am ET
by Mox
gonna be my friend?
that's about all I can muster
not much about me

selling and buying
boobs and bodies and i
just aint that way

not that I wouldn't
but the dear lord didn't grace
me as a symbol

he did grace me though
with understanding and faith
I love to love 'Kay?

don't go breaking it
my heart my heart my bleed
I'm strong & I'm weak
Haiku # 38634, April 13, 2007 5:06 pm ET
by doing time looking for friends
dreamt of hurricanes
I think I need to take a
drink before i go

insane...Jimmy, pour
me another one and one
cheeseburger in this

valhalla of meat
potatoes and fine Jose
Cuervo...three more words
Haiku # 38633, April 13, 2007 11:58 am ET
by Mox
my fat is hurtin
ima puke on the curtain
dont stare at me plee
Haiku # 38632, April 13, 2007 9:40 am ET
by piggy peters
get out of my face
im fat all over the place
ill smush you in two
Haiku # 38631, April 13, 2007 9:39 am ET
by piggy
Stargate SG-1
Last ten shows begin Friday
Tenth and last season
Haiku # 38630, April 13, 2007 12:42 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
it doesn't mean shit
just a bunch of flap jack crap
out of my splatter
Haiku # 38629, April 12, 2007 7:32 pm ET
by ahh feel better
u tend to affairs
mine and thine to do no harm
tears in things of life

lasciate ogni speranza voi ch'entrate
Haiku # 38628, April 12, 2007 7:24 pm ET
by if u must
nozzles make a stream
jumping jack liquid drops fall
for the fountains swell
Haiku # 38627, April 12, 2007 7:20 pm ET
by drip
problem is pica
the laughing gardener said
with dirt on his lips
Haiku # 38626, April 12, 2007 7:18 pm ET
by peas in a pod
he is egregious
ladies and mother's honor
formal character
Haiku # 38625, April 12, 2007 7:14 pm ET
by numb happens
robes bleed in purple
crowns glorified in cold days
scepters are of rank
Haiku # 38624, April 12, 2007 7:01 pm ET
by cashew brains
just got back from the
u tube website...star wars jokes
trek parodies...don't pan-ic

more than 575, #.000071 out
Haiku # 38623, April 12, 2007 7:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
hock the telephone
recognizance warrants bail
for the talking head
Haiku # 38622, April 12, 2007 6:59 pm ET
by same as it was
marooned by Sir dare
dogmatist in a tomb of
familiar circles
Haiku # 38621, April 12, 2007 6:57 pm ET
by dirty deeds
obliquity sea
incrusted is warped escape
lining a sunned veil
Haiku # 38620, April 12, 2007 6:54 pm ET
by slip sliding away
yeah, kurt died but he
did answer the question what
does one hand clapping

sounds like, at the gates
of tralfamadore, and I'll
find pall malls to smoke

for him
Haiku # 38619, April 12, 2007 5:28 pm ET
by Mox
big fat shopping malls
are mushrooming out of earth
kick them if you can
Haiku # 38618, April 12, 2007 12:55 pm ET
by austrian shopping center hater of graz
kurt vonnegut died
but his memories still shine
he'd say "so it goes"
Haiku # 38617, April 12, 2007 7:40 am ET
by ash
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