Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
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Mox' verbosity
A rampant monstrosity
Most execrable
Haiku # 38274, February 22, 2007 2:31 am ET
by Lush
A sticky bead rolls
velvet thought set in motion
down the black fabric
Haiku # 38273, February 22, 2007 1:16 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
A happy, pregnant
oppossum, all soft and fat
a gift worth giving
Haiku # 38272, February 22, 2007 1:13 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
With helmet strapped tight
the slobbery chewbacca
eats chips made of lead
Haiku # 38271, February 22, 2007 1:10 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I'll worry about it
when I have to
I don't have time anymore
Haiku # 38269, February 21, 2007 12:42 pm ET
by mox
didn't this happen when
I took things so seriously
here and just went nuts

i don't want to be
him anymore, I want that me dead
spiritually, dead

here lies the old me
dust to dust, void to void
waiting for godot
Haiku # 38268, February 21, 2007 12:16 pm ET
by Mox
I am tempted
to become your
"severe problem"

seriously

a friend who really
knew me though, tried to
explain my humanity

to you as people
I am a person, with feelings
a life outside of this

I've lost a lot
to the passing of time
family, friends, memories

I don't think I can
handle the gradual change
or that people care

they just are my enemies here
you people are my enemies
Haiku # 38267, February 21, 2007 12:12 pm ET
by Moxie
why do I answer
people who want to see me
fail so they can
feel

"closure"
why bother with you
it hurts to

I have been prepared
to deal with "severe problems"
my entire life

this is but business
as usual for me
if I meet you will

you're right, I need my
ass kicked, my life needs
to end, my house destroyed

all I love taken away
renamed Job
and so I can curse God

or have pe
Haiku # 38266, February 21, 2007 12:10 pm ET
by Mox
I may become a
severe problem if I have to
just to show how
wounded my pride is
I didn't want to come
back here, I don't
want anything to
do with people like you
I don't want anything
to do with people
people are hell
hell is other people
we are already damned
a severe problem might be
action taken in self defense
a court room to explain
the lives I snuffed out
or whatever that attacked
one faithful night to me
you people belong to the devil
say what the devil wants
and try to drag a soul
down to hell with yourselves
Haiku # 38265, February 21, 2007 12:08 pm ET
by Mox
the superficial ruled
the americas in the 1990s
3000 of them died

in 9/11, superficial
or not, such "severe events"
are rendered meaningless

something may also
happen to others here
that, break them, shells

of their former
humanity
(I take it personally)
Haiku # 38264, February 21, 2007 12:06 pm ET
by Mox
souls spiral to a dark
center, the chord around the neck
strangles, autoerotic

you can see the demons
on a dark globe, the reality of hell
is a promise of oblvion

but eternal bliss is
a lie, the damnation can
never be left behind
Haiku # 38263, February 21, 2007 12:04 pm ET
by Mox
will you shut up will
my father died from a brain tumor
it killed him in 2005

he was in his bedroom
you see this man twitching
spitting, sputtering

calling an ambulance
a man who had control
of his own life and

lost it because of cells
gone mad, and you dare
tell me of a "specific problem"

life is too fucking short
for that kind of bullshit
do I need more to

"teach the little boy
a lesson so we can feel morally superior?"

you are casting
the first stone
see you in hell

with great pleasure
i admit
Haiku # 38262, February 21, 2007 12:02 pm ET
by Mox
Well-to-do, they try
superficial and careful
to squeeze every drop
Haiku # 38261, February 21, 2007 12:00 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
while the mind is played
strange things are happening
ignorance is bliss
Haiku # 38260, February 21, 2007 11:55 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
you dare predict my
life for me you, little people
how dare you tell me

try to intimidate
with threats of potential
"events", the reality is

this is a bboard
with chatroom egos
and I am one of them

I suppose my body
in a match and kerosine
is a "severe problem"
Haiku # 38259, February 21, 2007 11:55 am ET
by Mox
for some strange reason
i can only write haikus
just on this website
Haiku # 38258, February 21, 2007 11:54 am ET
by ComiCat of jerzey
if that is the case
pass me the razor, I will cut
up, and down, and you

can laugh about how
crazy I was and how weak I was
and I can burn in hell
Haiku # 38257, February 21, 2007 11:53 am ET
by Mox
One day you will face
(I hope you have the courage)
A severe problem
*
In your life you need
Inner strength and the correct
Attitude to cope
Haiku # 38256, February 21, 2007 8:09 am ET
by William Nippress
laughter is the best
medicine for pride and I feel
so pretty right now???
Haiku # 38255, February 19, 2007 3:03 pm ET
by Mox
not that I'm looking
your a twit..but that tattoo
mighty fine sexy..
Haiku # 38254, February 19, 2007 12:34 pm ET
by :) verrry nice piece
use is not random
the participant is here
whom it is about
Haiku # 38253, February 19, 2007 12:22 pm ET
by yourself (and Webster)
slober lix my face
giant paws and fluffy fur
makes for silly play

Haiku # 38252, February 19, 2007 12:18 pm ET
by love my doggie
you have a hand in
my beloved enemy
no love lost between
Haiku # 38251, February 19, 2007 12:11 pm ET
by forsaken apple
the human mind holds
mysteries even to those
who live in their own

so are those who are
out of their mind, at some great
advantage you think?
Haiku # 38250, February 19, 2007 11:46 am ET
by Mox
the ugly beauty
of paradox, people are
textbook examples

it seems unreal
but, it is, and the mind mine
is shocked in the least
Haiku # 38249, February 18, 2007 10:07 am ET
by Mox
Social awareness
Is looking after others
Or it
Haiku # 38248, February 18, 2007 7:00 am ET
by William Nippress
antec tornado
sounds like a vacuum cleaner
before i turn it up
Haiku # 38247, February 17, 2007 2:34 am ET
by ash
at night here these roads
are all ice, and to come home
like on a back road...

wow
Haiku # 38246, February 16, 2007 10:16 pm ET
by Mox
Whilst a' frolicking
Tumbled into a cesspool
'Twas interred in turds
Haiku # 38245, February 16, 2007 6:52 pm ET
by Lush
mox, indeed i'm glad
Haiku # 38244, February 16, 2007 3:57 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
on a trip to say
alaska, would it be seen
as brauty, or cold

too brutal to see
the tundra as paradise
but nature's hell here
Haiku # 38243, February 16, 2007 11:06 am ET
by Mox
in the case of those
people who are "morons", I've
my moments of rage

I look stupid when
I blow my top, lose my cool
get my mind on those

who feel important
by doing just that, but yes
it repeats itself

it's a rock in hell
rolled up a hill, rolls back down
paging sissyphus?

let go of the rock
eaiser said than done sometimes
Haiku # 38242, February 16, 2007 10:55 am ET
by Mox
to burst a dam mess
I like to see the thoughts flow
and not blocked, they, well

glad to have u all back
Haiku # 38241, February 16, 2007 10:50 am ET
by The Soda Known as Moxie
to the one who calls itself tunabreath...

imitate me and
you flatter me so thank you
but actually not
Haiku # 38240, February 16, 2007 10:17 am ET
by ComiCat of jerzey
this cat loves a bit
of ol' ultraviolence
claws sharp
Haiku # 38239, February 16, 2007 9:46 am ET
by ComiCat of jerzey
Illuminated
Stark outlines, lit from behind
Naked human minds
*
Some are just awesome
And a few terrifying
Others very dull
*
If you could pick up
Someone
Haiku # 38238, February 16, 2007 6:54 am ET
by William Nippress
Zabadooey

Needs medical help
Not a cranial injury
He bores me rigid
*
I never wrote that
Please don
Haiku # 38237, February 16, 2007 6:27 am ET
by William Nippress
Stifled, rigid and
bent over sideways,
and now, the present.
Haiku # 38236, February 16, 2007 2:29 am ET
by alkieboy
My good chums, welcome!
We dare again for
ultraviolence, yes..
Haiku # 38235, February 16, 2007 2:25 am ET
by FellowNarrator
I am back, indeed,
taking on my ghost,
stepping on my feet.
Haiku # 38234, February 16, 2007 2:21 am ET
by Dr. Claw of ???
I see a kitty
trying to be somewhat funny
but actually not
Haiku # 38233, February 15, 2007 1:37 pm ET
by tunabreath
i smell a strong scent
like fresh haiku on a page
but actually fish
Haiku # 38232, February 15, 2007 11:12 am ET
by comicat of Jerzey
a long time ago
in an rv far far gone
a hand wove on a spring

in the back window
on the road to santa's village
junk yards of

fathers long dead, held
in times before terrorists
and loss of innocence
Haiku # 38231, February 13, 2007 10:35 pm ET
by Mox
the dance of life, some
dance solitary, others
life is a mosh pit
Haiku # 38230, February 13, 2007 12:30 pm ET
by Moxie of Extremes
Mr. Nippress, you
should do what u do professionally in novel form

remember this is the same
guy who wanted to put
a crowbar through the head

of "Zabadooey" in a fit of rage, you are impressive
and you write beautifully.

so take what I say with
great understanding that
I tend to say what I mean
Haiku # 38229, February 13, 2007 12:26 pm ET
by Moxie
Trying to convince
A dancer to try Tango
I tried to explain
*
Its intellectual!
We converse with our movements
Non-verbal conversation
*
That
Haiku # 38228, February 13, 2007 8:31 am ET
by William Nippress
I tried to go back
with him, I drank beer and smoked
no it did not work

these vows I swore on
I've changed and can't go back there
I'm so sorry dear

it is life's meaning
we grow and some never do
what can i do now

you get mad and swear
I cry and my hearts' hole grows
bigger into death

change I can't deny
swallow us and eat our lives
where do I go now?

so this old woman
choses to lonely stray dance
back to the alley
Haiku # 38227, February 13, 2007 4:26 am ET
by one lost cat
damn now the cat muuuse
the bitch done scratched me last night
I have a fever
Haiku # 38226, February 13, 2007 2:53 am ET
by whooowee
drinking ..don't so much
tonight it seeem=s i've agreed
what secrets will spill**
Haiku # 38225, February 13, 2007 2:46 am ET
by hee hee cough
the power to take
and erase grafiti, wall
whitewashed from gang marks

like a dog peeing
on a fire hydrant, washed
animal wild boys
Haiku # 38224, February 12, 2007 7:29 pm ET
by Silly
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