Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 14 Days and 77385 Haiku later...

if that is the case
pass me the razor, I will cut
up, and down, and you

can laugh about how
crazy I was and how weak I was
and I can burn in hell
Haiku # 38257, February 21, 2007 11:53 am ET
by Mox
One day you will face
(I hope you have the courage)
A severe problem
*
In your life you need
Inner strength and the correct
Attitude to cope
Haiku # 38256, February 21, 2007 8:09 am ET
by William Nippress
laughter is the best
medicine for pride and I feel
so pretty right now???
Haiku # 38255, February 19, 2007 3:03 pm ET
by Mox
not that I'm looking
your a twit..but that tattoo
mighty fine sexy..
Haiku # 38254, February 19, 2007 12:34 pm ET
by :) verrry nice piece
use is not random
the participant is here
whom it is about
Haiku # 38253, February 19, 2007 12:22 pm ET
by yourself (and Webster)
slober lix my face
giant paws and fluffy fur
makes for silly play

Haiku # 38252, February 19, 2007 12:18 pm ET
by love my doggie
you have a hand in
my beloved enemy
no love lost between
Haiku # 38251, February 19, 2007 12:11 pm ET
by forsaken apple
the human mind holds
mysteries even to those
who live in their own

so are those who are
out of their mind, at some great
advantage you think?
Haiku # 38250, February 19, 2007 11:46 am ET
by Mox
the ugly beauty
of paradox, people are
textbook examples

it seems unreal
but, it is, and the mind mine
is shocked in the least
Haiku # 38249, February 18, 2007 10:07 am ET
by Mox
Social awareness
Is looking after others
Or it
Haiku # 38248, February 18, 2007 7:00 am ET
by William Nippress
antec tornado
sounds like a vacuum cleaner
before i turn it up
Haiku # 38247, February 17, 2007 2:34 am ET
by ash
at night here these roads
are all ice, and to come home
like on a back road...

wow
Haiku # 38246, February 16, 2007 10:16 pm ET
by Mox
Whilst a' frolicking
Tumbled into a cesspool
'Twas interred in turds
Haiku # 38245, February 16, 2007 6:52 pm ET
by Lush
mox, indeed i'm glad
Haiku # 38244, February 16, 2007 3:57 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
on a trip to say
alaska, would it be seen
as brauty, or cold

too brutal to see
the tundra as paradise
but nature's hell here
Haiku # 38243, February 16, 2007 11:06 am ET
by Mox
in the case of those
people who are "morons", I've
my moments of rage

I look stupid when
I blow my top, lose my cool
get my mind on those

who feel important
by doing just that, but yes
it repeats itself

it's a rock in hell
rolled up a hill, rolls back down
paging sissyphus?

let go of the rock
eaiser said than done sometimes
Haiku # 38242, February 16, 2007 10:55 am ET
by Mox
to burst a dam mess
I like to see the thoughts flow
and not blocked, they, well

glad to have u all back
Haiku # 38241, February 16, 2007 10:50 am ET
by The Soda Known as Moxie
to the one who calls itself tunabreath...

imitate me and
you flatter me so thank you
but actually not
Haiku # 38240, February 16, 2007 10:17 am ET
by ComiCat of jerzey
this cat loves a bit
of ol' ultraviolence
claws sharp
Haiku # 38239, February 16, 2007 9:46 am ET
by ComiCat of jerzey
Illuminated
Stark outlines, lit from behind
Naked human minds
*
Some are just awesome
And a few terrifying
Others very dull
*
If you could pick up
Someone
Haiku # 38238, February 16, 2007 6:54 am ET
by William Nippress
Zabadooey

Needs medical help
Not a cranial injury
He bores me rigid
*
I never wrote that
Please don
Haiku # 38237, February 16, 2007 6:27 am ET
by William Nippress
Stifled, rigid and
bent over sideways,
and now, the present.
Haiku # 38236, February 16, 2007 2:29 am ET
by alkieboy
My good chums, welcome!
We dare again for
ultraviolence, yes..
Haiku # 38235, February 16, 2007 2:25 am ET
by FellowNarrator
I am back, indeed,
taking on my ghost,
stepping on my feet.
Haiku # 38234, February 16, 2007 2:21 am ET
by Dr. Claw of ???
I see a kitty
trying to be somewhat funny
but actually not
Haiku # 38233, February 15, 2007 1:37 pm ET
by tunabreath
i smell a strong scent
like fresh haiku on a page
but actually fish
Haiku # 38232, February 15, 2007 11:12 am ET
by comicat of Jerzey
a long time ago
in an rv far far gone
a hand wove on a spring

in the back window
on the road to santa's village
junk yards of

fathers long dead, held
in times before terrorists
and loss of innocence
Haiku # 38231, February 13, 2007 10:35 pm ET
by Mox
the dance of life, some
dance solitary, others
life is a mosh pit
Haiku # 38230, February 13, 2007 12:30 pm ET
by Moxie of Extremes
Mr. Nippress, you
should do what u do professionally in novel form

remember this is the same
guy who wanted to put
a crowbar through the head

of "Zabadooey" in a fit of rage, you are impressive
and you write beautifully.

so take what I say with
great understanding that
I tend to say what I mean
Haiku # 38229, February 13, 2007 12:26 pm ET
by Moxie
Trying to convince
A dancer to try Tango
I tried to explain
*
Its intellectual!
We converse with our movements
Non-verbal conversation
*
That
Haiku # 38228, February 13, 2007 8:31 am ET
by William Nippress
I tried to go back
with him, I drank beer and smoked
no it did not work

these vows I swore on
I've changed and can't go back there
I'm so sorry dear

it is life's meaning
we grow and some never do
what can i do now

you get mad and swear
I cry and my hearts' hole grows
bigger into death

change I can't deny
swallow us and eat our lives
where do I go now?

so this old woman
choses to lonely stray dance
back to the alley
Haiku # 38227, February 13, 2007 4:26 am ET
by one lost cat
damn now the cat muuuse
the bitch done scratched me last night
I have a fever
Haiku # 38226, February 13, 2007 2:53 am ET
by whooowee
drinking ..don't so much
tonight it seeem=s i've agreed
what secrets will spill**
Haiku # 38225, February 13, 2007 2:46 am ET
by hee hee cough
the power to take
and erase grafiti, wall
whitewashed from gang marks

like a dog peeing
on a fire hydrant, washed
animal wild boys
Haiku # 38224, February 12, 2007 7:29 pm ET
by Silly
there is something to
be said for these periods of
time where things are

silly, like disco
they come, and they go, and these
cycles just, happen
Haiku # 38223, February 12, 2007 5:56 pm ET
by Silly
the life you're living
is real as any other
so smile and live it
Haiku # 38220, February 12, 2007 6:15 am ET
by ash
would he stop for us?
alcohol and all his things
he said...but he did***
Haiku # 38219, February 12, 2007 1:45 am ET
by aww shiiot
maybe you just need
a very nice vacation
so you can rest up
Haiku # 38218, February 12, 2007 1:41 am ET
by ya think
sometimes there's a place
where people find themselves and
the only way out, is out
Haiku # 38217, February 11, 2007 9:38 pm ET
by Mox
to be honest, the
urge to walk away, to go
silent, I think peace...

I'm an internet
addict, and I am trapped
in a scene of my

own making, I need to
get my life back otherwise
I live this cycle...
Haiku # 38216, February 11, 2007 9:35 pm ET
by Mox
words will never win
any argument or meaning
I should just remain silent

Haiku # 38215, February 11, 2007 9:20 pm ET
by Mox
a torpedo train
atomic death-blow war horse
T N T big bomb
Haiku # 38214, February 11, 2007 1:22 pm ET
by happy birthday big cock
Because her and God
Were good friends the english burned
Joan of Arc to death
Haiku # 38213, February 11, 2007 3:50 am ET
by Kacarott
seven years later,
my haiku suddenly
turned up on Google?
Haiku # 38212, February 10, 2007 11:59 pm ET
by Ben Allinger of Washington
incarcerated
lonely but earning money
the cycle repeats
Haiku # 38211, February 10, 2007 5:43 pm ET
by ash
it just seems that things
happen for a reason and
I don't know what they

are until all is
said and done
Haiku # 38210, February 9, 2007 11:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
spit it out baby
pickthank aint from hominy
it's heartburn harvest
Haiku # 38209, February 9, 2007 11:10 pm ET
by xoxox
I need to get off
my self and realize others feel
these feelings as well

I am truly sorry
I have a temper and it
is a weakness
Haiku # 38208, February 9, 2007 10:41 pm ET
by Mox
try some sedation
instead of cogitation
less aggravation
Haiku # 38207, February 9, 2007 6:10 pm ET
by ash
cause this is thriller'
silence falls upon the land
and I am sorry
Haiku # 38206, February 9, 2007 1:37 pm ET
by wauw :(
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