Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 13 Days and 77384 Haiku later...

can I use my gun
if th=is guy shows up, mouth spew
inconsistent void?
Haiku # 38048, January 15, 2007 1:14 pm ET
by Mox
I really am bored
I just cannot be bothered
Not even rousing
Haiku # 38047, January 15, 2007 12:41 pm ET
by William Nippress
like comet mcnaught
you fade into the twilight
though less attractive
Haiku # 38046, January 15, 2007 6:07 am ET
by ash
zabadoodey slipped
in his persian kitties drool
face on pastrami
Haiku # 38045, January 15, 2007 12:26 am ET
by sammich ala doo doo
the wrath of madness
is quite a heavy burden
we are called "artists"
Haiku # 38042, January 14, 2007 10:23 pm ET
by lillith of Michigan, U.S.A.
a snickered doodle
laughed about his drawn stick arms
then I drew his pet
Haiku # 38041, January 14, 2007 8:13 pm ET
by pet this
An armada runs.
The hairs melt or water sings.
Hands scold plundered earth.
Haiku # 38040, January 14, 2007 5:47 pm ET
by 999Haiku
A child plunders breasts.
Cruelly twisting, spring wakes.
Perhaps black love turns.
Haiku # 38039, January 14, 2007 5:45 pm ET
by 999Haiku
i'm game if they are
sight impaired formula one
i'd go and watch that
Haiku # 38038, January 14, 2007 3:32 pm ET
by ash
A javelin judge
Until his untimely death
At disabled games....
Haiku # 38037, January 14, 2007 9:49 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
After he left her
He found he'd left a sad, curt
Unfinished poem
Haiku # 38036, January 14, 2007 9:23 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
"evil veil" means what?
Dumb dyslexic ouija board
Fiancee not pleased
Haiku # 38035, January 14, 2007 8:50 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
show me your bare arse
left it with yogi and boo
labrynth she was in

so jaded plays chess
on the bored with a lost note
quietly mixed up

thanks to you dear friend
riddles yours and enigmas
the raw deal for you

makes her expense fun
her confusion a million
and her trust swallowed

so laugh at trust true
hardened you'de think she'd give up
any case..still tries

hands close together
heart pounds outside the brain wash
love endures all things
Haiku # 38034, January 14, 2007 1:00 am ET
by twisted sister
dial to the sun
eye's to be blinded to louche
sunna knows waiver

gorge the hook of man
his mind is fain to dispose
nothing loth in vein
Haiku # 38033, January 13, 2007 6:25 pm ET
by foxkit
Civil mutation
and prestidigitation
A failed new nation
Haiku # 38032, January 12, 2007 6:21 pm ET
by Lush
With talent like that
Good Mount Madonna Mama
Knew you would be back
Haiku # 38031, January 12, 2007 6:36 am ET
by William Nippress
Kid Shit in the Tub
Smashed with a cup to hide it
Cleaning it was gross
Haiku # 38030, January 11, 2007 11:01 pm ET
by IMORTL of Corona Ca
tire, bore, bore, weary
amusing and entertaining
oh, jack be nimble
Haiku # 38029, January 11, 2007 3:21 pm ET
by dearth of ideas
we live in a sick
world with so many needs run
rampant in lost souls
Haiku # 38028, January 11, 2007 1:24 pm ET
by Mox
cold air like a veil
shimmers in space between trees
holding in the light
Haiku # 38027, January 11, 2007 11:07 am ET
by mount madonna mama
the unyeilding earth
held fast in the grip of ice
crunches as I walk
Haiku # 38026, January 11, 2007 10:59 am ET
by mount madonna mama
People who ask us
Usealy know the answer
Work it out yourself
Haiku # 38025, January 11, 2007 9:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
dancing alone is
what I do best, always have
dancing securely

to trust a partner
sadly seems like a doomed dream
but maybe there's hope

so let the metal rip
although a slow jazz is nice
got to get it out

cause this world and me
surely seems not to mix well
how do I stay nice?
Haiku # 38024, January 10, 2007 7:11 pm ET
by pms dance drivel
There are elements
And many which are vital
In learning to dance
*
One
Haiku # 38023, January 10, 2007 11:57 am ET
by William Nippress
There are many sports
But darts get my vote for the
Ugliest players?
Haiku # 38022, January 10, 2007 11:56 am ET
by would you buy a used car from one?
The darts starts at 12!
But that means that I have got
One more hour to waste
Haiku # 38021, January 9, 2007 6:52 pm ET
by An alumnus of Noises
You wanna be joined
In Holy Acrimony?
It's your funeral.
Haiku # 38020, January 9, 2007 4:26 pm ET
by Lush
LMAO
ROTFL
GMBO
Haiku # 38019, January 9, 2007 2:57 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
How
Haiku # 38018, January 9, 2007 8:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
it was just a dream
a change over the spirit
or so it may seem
Haiku # 38017, January 8, 2007 8:05 pm ET
by finally sleeping
we delude ourselves
dna is a virus
we're just the vector
Haiku # 38016, January 8, 2007 7:27 pm ET
by ash
computer virus
purely destructive life form
life in mans image
Haiku # 38015, January 8, 2007 1:02 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
the elderly are
wrong in how they often set
their sights on the wrongs

of their children, and
say this and that and forget
the logs in their eyes
Haiku # 38014, January 7, 2007 12:04 pm ET
by Mox
Aim as a dancer
I try to move fluid idly
With grace and some style
*
A middle-aged man
Shuffles by invisible
No one sees him pass
*
Disabled since birth
No self-expression in his
Poor ungainly gait
*
Cannot imagine
How he must want to swap with
Least able of us
*
I
Haiku # 38013, January 7, 2007 7:32 am ET
by William Nippress
Reasonable dancer
I
Haiku # 38012, January 6, 2007 6:01 am ET
by William Nippress
I
Haiku # 38011, January 6, 2007 6:00 am ET
by William Nippress
twenty years I've spent
writing letters never sent
for this I repent
Haiku # 38010, January 5, 2007 11:40 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
that's a negative
life is not absence of death
it's the things you do
Haiku # 38009, January 5, 2007 1:50 am ET
by ash
what is happiness?
just the absence of sadness?
is there something more?
Haiku # 38008, January 4, 2007 12:11 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Thanks for the sweet words
Tango, Salsa, and Ballroom
Six days a week now
Haiku # 38007, January 4, 2007 4:54 am ET
by William Nippress of Comming out from under
bringing passion up
is the sweetest endeavor
glad to know you dance
Haiku # 38006, January 4, 2007 12:16 am ET
by .............
what it here I saw
maybe it was over there
or was it a dream

if it was a dream
then I spend too much time here
or so, maybe not
Haiku # 38005, January 4, 2007 12:12 am ET
by alice in wonderland or little mermaid
I could feel nothing
I pushed my emotions down
For Eight years in all
*
Just emotionless
I tended a dying wife
Only way to cope
*
Throughout all this time
Struggled to bring up a child
She has grown up now
*
My wife has now died
In touch with my emotions
They
Haiku # 38004, January 3, 2007 10:24 am ET
by William Nippress
Knew you
Haiku # 38003, January 2, 2007 12:33 pm ET
by William Nippress of Dee Plee Fab
perhaps I am too
cynical, a moment of
frustration and in

the end kindness like
the waves cresting will wash those
cold hard stones away
Haiku # 38002, January 2, 2007 12:23 pm ET
by Flows Like Water
paradox, kindness
invites abuse, mercy, hate
paradox, anger

invites respect and
fear from those who only know
abuse and murder
Haiku # 38001, January 2, 2007 12:21 pm ET
by Mox
keep dancing tango -
perception is all and nowt...
we see what suits us.

pigeon holes don't fit
too square, too small, too smelly
for bold tango men

let static pigeons
coo and bill and see the world
through a fixed square frame

your experience
all belongs wholly to you
enjoy and live it!
Haiku # 38000, January 1, 2007 9:44 pm ET
by Dee Plee Fab of in Merrowa NSW
Every single day
is the start of a new year,
or the end of one.
Haiku # 37999, January 1, 2007 8:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of UK
New Years Day is myth
it's just any other day
with a sparkling date
Haiku # 37998, January 1, 2007 4:42 pm ET
by SheilaKathy of Florida
and another chick
singing a song with Meatloaf
I want to do that
Haiku # 37997, January 1, 2007 1:42 pm ET
by Damnit oops Darnit
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