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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Amid the deep fog
Thinking as a falling bomb
When actually a leaf
Haiku # 37679 November 9, 2006 8:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Amid the deep fog
Thinking as a falling bomb
When actually a leaf
Haiku # 37678 November 9, 2006 8:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
go round like a horse
bridled, restrained in irons
break through the fire
Haiku # 37677 November 9, 2006 12:31 pm ET
by Day 1
Forehead pressed against
Windexed Plexiglass storm door
Goddamn that progress
Haiku # 37676 November 9, 2006 12:17 am ET
by Lush
Idle japery
Natural as drapery
Bad haiku doth reign
Haiku # 37675 November 8, 2006 4:57 pm ET
by Lush
Voters sent message
Dem's take back House and Senate
Next step: Impeach George
Haiku # 37674 November 8, 2006 2:07 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, aZ
Haiku to Dear Janis
Grateful for your commitment
An inspiration
Haiku # 37673 November 8, 2006 5:11 am ET
by William Nippress
I had forgotten
about Bad Haiku. Google
has lead me back here.
Haiku # 37672 November 7, 2006 12:41 pm ET
by Saint of MI
sometimes the old ways
of doing things were best, the
innovation, gimmicks...

humanity invents
but does not often reflect
on what we have wrought
Haiku # 37671 November 7, 2006 12:33 pm ET
by Moxie
Almost 10 years old
In Internet years that would
be 'bout a million.
Haiku # 37670 November 7, 2006 12:21 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
it's been a long life
but now you're old and wretched
tontine therapy
Haiku # 37669 November 7, 2006 8:34 am ET
by ash
Cruelly anticipated
The words that I write to you
Why criticize me?
Haiku # 37668 November 7, 2006 5:41 am ET
by Scared to haiku
Deceptions and tricks
Mind of magician
Fool the management
Haiku # 37667 November 7, 2006 12:31 am ET
by Matt Sharryl of KL,MY
Bad day happen
People don't even question
Works equal money
Haiku # 37666 November 7, 2006 12:27 am ET
by Matt Sharryl of KL,MY
you fill me with love
enema oh enema
don't leave me behind
Haiku # 37665 November 6, 2006 8:10 pm ET
by ash
I
Haiku # 37664 November 6, 2006 1:58 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
I wonder if a man
who is a psychopath feels
a hard right hook punch?
Haiku # 37663 November 6, 2006 11:38 am ET
by Moxie
new world order's psyche
us out with reports of this
and that group, here, there

I'll have some fries with
my new world order, heat lamp
war on tourism
Haiku # 37662 November 6, 2006 11:32 am ET
by Moxie
ghosts of kerouac
haunt blue monday morning tide
life's so complex now
Haiku # 37661 November 6, 2006 11:28 am ET
by Moxie
into the wild
a full strike enigma ride
mystified morning
Haiku # 37660 November 6, 2006 12:14 am ET
by silk ribbons
conspiracy works
through fears and intimidation
terror previals
Haiku # 37659 November 5, 2006 10:17 pm ET
by Moxie
a bunch of masons
led to this country the states
being what it is
Haiku # 37658 November 5, 2006 10:12 pm ET
by Moxie
Remember remember
The fifth of November
Gunpowder treason plot
Haiku # 37657 November 5, 2006 2:33 pm ET
by Kirsty of SCOTLAND
Atempt to remove parliment
Failed caught, burned
poor fawkes remember 5th November
Haiku # 37656 November 5, 2006 2:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Death in the family
Boss says "So?" Funeral leave?
She says "Well....okay"
Haiku # 37655 November 5, 2006 11:41 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
punch the machine at
the job and get lectured but
remain quiet and

get away with murder
power plays, psychosis
and bad beer choices
Haiku # 37654 November 5, 2006 11:08 am ET
by Moxie
Swan theatre last night
St Peterburgs ballet Troupe
Dancing Nut Cracker
&
Such skill and control
A whole lifetime of learning
Of grace and beauty
Haiku # 37653 November 5, 2006 5:55 am ET
by William Nippress
The light of my life
So lonely as sun goes down
Woman I need you

I
Haiku # 37652 November 5, 2006 5:50 am ET
by Just singing the Blues
can't understand you
I'm pissing over myself
continual pain
Haiku # 37651 November 4, 2006 10:33 am ET
by Euthanize me
Spending all their youth
On bringing you up, that
Haiku # 37650 November 4, 2006 5:56 am ET
by Wait till it
trade freedom for meds?
old guys are on to something..
pay up Nancy Boy
Haiku # 37649 November 3, 2006 7:15 pm ET
by old guys grabbing nursies in the home
why is it that in
our small towns the elders trade
freedom for their meds

and expect their sons
to cripple themselves to aid
their own decay?
Haiku # 37648 November 3, 2006 10:59 am ET
by Moxie
Bright White vapor trails
Tin can full of the wealthy
Mankind passing by
&
Looking down on us
Their feet not touching the ground
High and mighty folk
&
We look up at them
Our lifestyles keep us apart
They look down on us
Haiku # 37647 November 3, 2006 4:04 am ET
by Leaving on a jet plane
pamper valentine
like a bear with a sore head
sheep's eyes are upon
Haiku # 37646 November 2, 2006 10:19 pm ET
by coo & spoon
To My Dad

i cannot write now
grief is self pity alone
god rest his sweet soul
Haiku # 37645 November 2, 2006 1:36 pm ET
by ap
it not like your words
braini~acked and collegiate
will bring new world order
Haiku # 37644 November 2, 2006 12:29 pm ET
by good to use yes.. but enjoy all blessings alike
nothing to do bored
eliminated your fun
whilst joy dances on

naw just buried it
in the backyard dirt garden
worms and slugs there too..

just being silly
lighten"ing" up so to speak
I get sick of smart
Haiku # 37643 November 2, 2006 12:25 pm ET
by cutting wood..
Caught with my pants down
Mouse one hand, cock in other
My sex life exposed
Haiku # 37642 November 2, 2006 11:43 am ET
by Should
Sex without the love
Most sexy thing in my life
My old computer
Haiku # 37641 November 2, 2006 3:54 am ET
by Internet porn rules
i heave a huge sigh
nothing ever changes much
unless you make it
Haiku # 37640 November 1, 2006 9:49 pm ET
by ash
question in the air
nature irresistable
night laissez-faire

big strong green stone long
fire and rain stop me warm
dangerous moment
Haiku # 37639 November 1, 2006 5:05 pm ET
by #1
The dog by my side
Catching strange pungent perfumed breeze
Drifting slowly by
&
Soft blended colors
Deep in nature
Haiku # 37638 November 1, 2006 9:16 am ET
by William Nippress
Heart felt anguish
Poured out onto this website
Sympathy required
&
Unhappy people
Looking for answers in life
Answer are with you!
Haiku # 37637 November 1, 2006 5:59 am ET
by You thinks its a bit harsh?
I 'm asking u my friend
to stop me save me from ..HERE NOW
I wish no faulter

not what u think
no internet haiku dream
this is in my face.

and he touches me..
realeases my desire
opens me wider..
Haiku # 37636 November 1, 2006 3:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
broke can't be broken
is what I meant.. I'm bleeding
only love knows meaning
Haiku # 37635 November 1, 2006 2:20 am ET
by he .. is . real.. not via internet
so here it is he
reality confusion
twits real life got.. NOW

this is he that done
that to me.. I can touch him
as he does .. small bits

so , here broken small
I'm nothing , nothing at all
I turn to rock roll

relaity sucks
to be me.. it so true ..see
pain can't break BROKEN
Haiku # 37634 November 1, 2006 2:18 am ET
by apex of this diaried doll
rubbish lair.. jeered fate
hands betwixt upon the date
the goblin ate all mine
Haiku # 37633 October 31, 2006 11:30 pm ET
by Witchy Woman
Malignant Samhain
Harvest of sorrow and pain
Choke on your candy
Haiku # 37632 October 31, 2006 9:18 pm ET
by Lush
Dolorous twilight
Too few anvils descending
Where is my release?
Haiku # 37631 October 31, 2006 5:58 pm ET
by Lush
the crow came to us cancer took its awful toll
and smith and wesson
Haiku # 37630 October 31, 2006 1:58 pm ET
by ap