Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 13 Days and 77384 Haiku later...

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Haiku # 37672, November 7, 2006 12:41 pm ET
by Saint of MI
sometimes the old ways
of doing things were best, the
innovation, gimmicks...

humanity invents
but does not often reflect
on what we have wrought
Haiku # 37671, November 7, 2006 12:33 pm ET
by Moxie
Almost 10 years old
In Internet years that would
be 'bout a million.
Haiku # 37670, November 7, 2006 12:21 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
it's been a long life
but now you're old and wretched
tontine therapy
Haiku # 37669, November 7, 2006 8:34 am ET
by ash
Cruelly anticipated
The words that I write to you
Why criticize me?
Haiku # 37668, November 7, 2006 5:41 am ET
by Scared to haiku
Deceptions and tricks
Mind of magician
Fool the management
Haiku # 37667, November 7, 2006 12:31 am ET
by Matt Sharryl of KL,MY
Bad day happen
People don't even question
Works equal money
Haiku # 37666, November 7, 2006 12:27 am ET
by Matt Sharryl of KL,MY
you fill me with love
enema oh enema
don't leave me behind
Haiku # 37665, November 6, 2006 8:10 pm ET
by ash
I
Haiku # 37664, November 6, 2006 1:58 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
I wonder if a man
who is a psychopath feels
a hard right hook punch?
Haiku # 37663, November 6, 2006 11:38 am ET
by Moxie
new world order's psyche
us out with reports of this
and that group, here, there

I'll have some fries with
my new world order, heat lamp
war on tourism
Haiku # 37662, November 6, 2006 11:32 am ET
by Moxie
ghosts of kerouac
haunt blue monday morning tide
life's so complex now
Haiku # 37661, November 6, 2006 11:28 am ET
by Moxie
into the wild
a full strike enigma ride
mystified morning
Haiku # 37660, November 6, 2006 12:14 am ET
by silk ribbons
conspiracy works
through fears and intimidation
terror previals
Haiku # 37659, November 5, 2006 10:17 pm ET
by Moxie
a bunch of masons
led to this country the states
being what it is
Haiku # 37658, November 5, 2006 10:12 pm ET
by Moxie
Remember remember
The fifth of November
Gunpowder treason plot
Haiku # 37657, November 5, 2006 2:33 pm ET
by Kirsty of SCOTLAND
Atempt to remove parliment
Failed caught, burned
poor fawkes remember 5th November
Haiku # 37656, November 5, 2006 2:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Death in the family
Boss says "So?" Funeral leave?
She says "Well....okay"
Haiku # 37655, November 5, 2006 11:41 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
punch the machine at
the job and get lectured but
remain quiet and

get away with murder
power plays, psychosis
and bad beer choices
Haiku # 37654, November 5, 2006 11:08 am ET
by Moxie
Swan theatre last night
St Peterburgs ballet Troupe
Dancing Nut Cracker
&
Such skill and control
A whole lifetime of learning
Of grace and beauty
Haiku # 37653, November 5, 2006 5:55 am ET
by William Nippress
The light of my life
So lonely as sun goes down
Woman I need you

I
Haiku # 37652, November 5, 2006 5:50 am ET
by Just singing the Blues
can't understand you
I'm pissing over myself
continual pain
Haiku # 37651, November 4, 2006 10:33 am ET
by Euthanize me
Spending all their youth
On bringing you up, that
Haiku # 37650, November 4, 2006 5:56 am ET
by Wait till it
trade freedom for meds?
old guys are on to something..
pay up Nancy Boy
Haiku # 37649, November 3, 2006 7:15 pm ET
by old guys grabbing nursies in the home
why is it that in
our small towns the elders trade
freedom for their meds

and expect their sons
to cripple themselves to aid
their own decay?
Haiku # 37648, November 3, 2006 10:59 am ET
by Moxie
Bright White vapor trails
Tin can full of the wealthy
Mankind passing by
&
Looking down on us
Their feet not touching the ground
High and mighty folk
&
We look up at them
Our lifestyles keep us apart
They look down on us
Haiku # 37647, November 3, 2006 4:04 am ET
by Leaving on a jet plane
pamper valentine
like a bear with a sore head
sheep's eyes are upon
Haiku # 37646, November 2, 2006 10:19 pm ET
by coo & spoon
To My Dad

i cannot write now
grief is self pity alone
god rest his sweet soul
Haiku # 37645, November 2, 2006 1:36 pm ET
by ap
it not like your words
braini~acked and collegiate
will bring new world order
Haiku # 37644, November 2, 2006 12:29 pm ET
by good to use yes.. but enjoy all blessings alike
nothing to do bored
eliminated your fun
whilst joy dances on

naw just buried it
in the backyard dirt garden
worms and slugs there too..

just being silly
lighten"ing" up so to speak
I get sick of smart
Haiku # 37643, November 2, 2006 12:25 pm ET
by cutting wood..
Caught with my pants down
Mouse one hand, cock in other
My sex life exposed
Haiku # 37642, November 2, 2006 11:43 am ET
by Should
Sex without the love
Most sexy thing in my life
My old computer
Haiku # 37641, November 2, 2006 3:54 am ET
by Internet porn rules
i heave a huge sigh
nothing ever changes much
unless you make it
Haiku # 37640, November 1, 2006 9:49 pm ET
by ash
question in the air
nature irresistable
night laissez-faire

big strong green stone long
fire and rain stop me warm
dangerous moment
Haiku # 37639, November 1, 2006 5:05 pm ET
by #1
The dog by my side
Catching strange pungent perfumed breeze
Drifting slowly by
&
Soft blended colors
Deep in nature
Haiku # 37638, November 1, 2006 9:16 am ET
by William Nippress
Heart felt anguish
Poured out onto this website
Sympathy required
&
Unhappy people
Looking for answers in life
Answer are with you!
Haiku # 37637, November 1, 2006 5:59 am ET
by You thinks its a bit harsh?
I 'm asking u my friend
to stop me save me from ..HERE NOW
I wish no faulter

not what u think
no internet haiku dream
this is in my face.

and he touches me..
realeases my desire
opens me wider..
Haiku # 37636, November 1, 2006 3:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
broke can't be broken
is what I meant.. I'm bleeding
only love knows meaning
Haiku # 37635, November 1, 2006 2:20 am ET
by he .. is . real.. not via internet
so here it is he
reality confusion
twits real life got.. NOW

this is he that done
that to me.. I can touch him
as he does .. small bits

so , here broken small
I'm nothing , nothing at all
I turn to rock roll

relaity sucks
to be me.. it so true ..see
pain can't break BROKEN
Haiku # 37634, November 1, 2006 2:18 am ET
by apex of this diaried doll
rubbish lair.. jeered fate
hands betwixt upon the date
the goblin ate all mine
Haiku # 37633, October 31, 2006 11:30 pm ET
by Witchy Woman
Malignant Samhain
Harvest of sorrow and pain
Choke on your candy
Haiku # 37632, October 31, 2006 9:18 pm ET
by Lush
Dolorous twilight
Too few anvils descending
Where is my release?
Haiku # 37631, October 31, 2006 5:58 pm ET
by Lush
the crow came to us cancer took its awful toll
and smith and wesson
Haiku # 37630, October 31, 2006 1:58 pm ET
by ap
Happy Halloween
guys, may you know great joy in
this time of fall change
Haiku # 37629, October 31, 2006 10:07 am ET
by Moxie
I just listen to
a remake of black hole sun
by peter frampton

wow
Haiku # 37628, October 31, 2006 10:05 am ET
by Moxie
you take your whole life
each moment containing pulse
while your life takes you


before your eyes it is
read the you news today
and so tomorrow..
Haiku # 37627, October 31, 2006 9:15 am ET
by gigue
Bulmaca Sozlugu
Haiku # 37626, October 31, 2006 6:48 am ET
by h.kara of Bulmaca
So uncle Vanya
The Cherry orchard plays well
Waiting for Godo?
Haiku # 37625, October 31, 2006 5:13 am ET
by William Nippress
Dismissive or fun
The word
Haiku # 37624, October 31, 2006 5:02 am ET
by William Nippress
He
Haiku # 37623, October 31, 2006 4:59 am ET
by William Nippress
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