Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 13 Days and 77384 Haiku later...

http://www.languageisavirus.com/

I just left a link in case someone
wanted to play around with the concept of language
as this too as a website is an on going work in progress

there's the bends from deep
sea diving coming up fast
from the depths of her

to the depths of mind
not coming up soon enough
for mental fresh air
Haiku # 37604, October 29, 2006 9:00 pm ET
by Moxie
I liked that one "spiral down"

there's a feeling of
intense strings pulled, to fill time
to sell news by fear

some call it the liberal
media, others
call it corporate

the note is the same
panic on the dance floor and
short attention spans

as our systems build
for the absorbing of info
cyborg mankind

books to mp3
data in our minds, and ads
maybe our minds, thieves

becoming us as we
hook our identities
to this little beast

we call home enter
entangled our world wide
web of time and space
Haiku # 37603, October 29, 2006 8:40 pm ET
by Mox
Pushed and pulled about
Others seek to control me
My life
Haiku # 37602, October 29, 2006 3:27 pm ET
by Spiraling down
pianos are one
tori amos, trent reznor
you play well, key in
Haiku # 37601, October 29, 2006 1:08 pm ET
by Mox
spinning still living
loving the sound that drives me
my god I'm happy
Haiku # 37600, October 29, 2006 9:38 am ET
by good god.. SWEET
Turning on my axis
I
Haiku # 37599, October 29, 2006 6:28 am ET
by William Nippress
My name is Kendell
I love to play the piano
its fun or enjoying
Haiku # 37598, October 28, 2006 2:54 pm ET
by Chris Divinity
wish I had a "neg-"
"gress" but beauty and taboo
over skin color

what whaT?
Haiku # 37597, October 28, 2006 1:58 pm ET
by Mox
The Negress Always
Called Him Natty Bumppo. found
When He Laughed.thank you
Haiku # 37596, October 28, 2006 1:00 pm ET
by 1*2*3*4*5 of e66f2
I can say in less
words, what I mean come out
and just say it all
Haiku # 37595, October 28, 2006 11:43 am ET
by Moxie
I disagree with
clarity as too much "peace"
is akin to castration

in the male sense
of expression of male
emotions and nature
Haiku # 37593, October 28, 2006 11:33 am ET
by Moxie
from one to know all
a second self greatest to least
no mince the matter
Haiku # 37592, October 28, 2006 11:15 am ET
by Foxkit
lucid and concise
quaint pre-post modern concepts
or not. Whatever
Haiku # 37591, October 28, 2006 10:21 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
mixing messages,
like drinks, blurs reality;
sober words clear sense.
Haiku # 37590, October 28, 2006 9:55 am ET
by Clarity
overclock i must
more of a nerd than ever
je suis
Haiku # 37589, October 28, 2006 8:53 am ET
by ash
reverse Turing test
jcaptcha gnirut routine
traps robot poets
Haiku # 37588, October 28, 2006 8:52 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Living in Paris
is a sine qua non of
Loving in Paris
Haiku # 37587, October 28, 2006 8:48 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Extracting movement
Taking the beauty from music
Turned into magic
Haiku # 37586, October 28, 2006 8:19 am ET
by Dancing fool
follower I see
not so much a leader be
get out of the way
Haiku # 37585, October 28, 2006 12:31 am ET
by inspire me I dare u
Haiku sucks....
Haiku # 37584, October 27, 2006 11:04 pm ET
by Captain Monterey Jack
Site for bad haiku
Is not for your rants, nimrod
Don't kill my buzz please.
Haiku # 37583, October 27, 2006 10:20 pm ET
by haiku fan
we need more ammo
the heathens advance closer
fix bayonets, men!
Haiku # 37582, October 27, 2006 8:04 pm ET
by bizzlesnach
tickle me elmo
right here inside my zipper
I would bone Oprah
Haiku # 37581, October 27, 2006 7:56 pm ET
by Bizzlesnach
my wet love carrot
your jiggling bags of milk
it's like an earthquake
Haiku # 37580, October 27, 2006 7:53 pm ET
by bizzlesnach
those chinese lanterns,
dangling on the cities' streets,
light up the cold nights.
Haiku # 37579, October 27, 2006 4:22 pm ET
by tri tran of usa
if its not about..
then you can finish this no doubt
your wisdom ..odium..

u can't touch this ..uh
jump up and down really
fast
it.. like you know me
Haiku # 37578, October 27, 2006 4:01 pm ET
by fluffy feather hammer fall
my pants are falling
and I am smoking black tar
Long's Peak here I come!!

suck joy love toy gift
bad haiku and poetic
gimme a fantasy

I'll throw a snowball
the sunny delight of day
this brings me cheer
Haiku # 37577, October 27, 2006 3:55 pm ET
by geeky gigue of middle aged boredom
anger and pleasure
my worst enemy within
to peace..hold control
Haiku # 37576, October 27, 2006 11:54 am ET
by nomenclature
Head up my own arse
Confounded ego
Haiku # 37575, October 27, 2006 4:12 am ET
by Lost and alone
Shared sexual desire
Life is many things but dull
Without her too long
*
Excitement intrigue
Talk and glances, but turned down
Coffee with an ex
Haiku # 37574, October 27, 2006 4:02 am ET
by Life is never straightforward
be in the wrong box?
the saddle's on the wrong horse?
cutting one's own throat
Haiku # 37573, October 26, 2006 1:41 pm ET
by oopsey I see.. gigue
Pluto of Underworld
must have been really pissed off
when they took his rock
Haiku # 37572, October 26, 2006 1:33 pm ET
by gigue
If Phlegethon iced
then the abode of the dead
would require skates
Haiku # 37571, October 26, 2006 1:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
deleting bookmarks,
i rediscovered this page.
i am whole again.
Haiku # 37570, October 26, 2006 8:45 am ET
by orion of cincinnati
Caught up we all flow
Cobwebs of consensus billow
We all catch the wind
Haiku # 37569, October 26, 2006 5:57 am ET
by William Nippress
my last poem stank
of possible bigotry.
phobic i am not.
Haiku # 37568, October 26, 2006 12:21 am ET
by orion of cincinnati
Alexander reigned,
in a time before NAMBLA.
Homosexual?
Haiku # 37567, October 26, 2006 12:16 am ET
by orion of cincinnnati
the pickle mocks me,
alone in the jar, it jeers...
ninja cucumber.
Haiku # 37566, October 25, 2006 4:34 pm ET
by orion of cincinnati
beetles in the wind,
like a hail of frozen rain.
insect projectiles.
Haiku # 37565, October 25, 2006 4:18 pm ET
by orion of cincinnati
Oh it is so true
You are not anonymous
Lots of stuff is logged
Haiku # 37564, October 25, 2006 2:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I guess he
Haiku # 37563, October 25, 2006 1:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I can think of worse
late for work, still on line pounds
on the keys for luck
Haiku # 37562, October 25, 2006 1:00 pm ET
by APC
kaleidoscopic
strobes lighted in optic nerve
close the eyes to deal
Haiku # 37561, October 25, 2006 12:21 pm ET
by gigue
Bulmaca Sozlugu
Haiku # 37560, October 25, 2006 11:14 am ET
by h.kara of Bulmaca
hail zabadooey
fifteen electrons of fame
till she pulls the plug
Haiku # 37559, October 25, 2006 9:06 am ET
by ash
went to the doctor
my head hurt, so he x-rayed
he found nothing
Haiku # 37556, October 24, 2006 1:43 pm ET
by bored here..et vous
the stalker, for real
or on line, seeks in others
that void in the self
Haiku # 37555, October 24, 2006 12:11 pm ET
by A Perfect Circle
the "rules" exist in
zen buddhism as flows for
social riverbeds
Haiku # 37554, October 24, 2006 12:00 pm ET
by Any Major Dude
I enjoyed all of it

french onion soup call
of the mid morning to brunch
customs r relative
Haiku # 37553, October 24, 2006 11:59 am ET
by Mox/Any Major Dude
Hangs Slim and curly
Castigated for my dick
You like cheese on top
Haiku # 37552, October 24, 2006 11:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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