Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 14 Days and 77385 Haiku later...

remember the letter
comparing handwritings
and other idiot, morbid ideas
Haiku # 36934, August 17, 2006 10:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i think now those cops
that were sreaming, alluding
back in a day

that milos was guilty
for death of jon bennet
should pay in their blood, amen
Haiku # 36933, August 17, 2006 10:08 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
speaking of love..huh
the four letter SQUARE DANCE
forget eating pi
Haiku # 36932, August 17, 2006 3:13 am ET
by gigue
finally reached a point
home or boiling, moral game
apex of my mind
Haiku # 36931, August 17, 2006 2:44 am ET
by gigue
Beer condensation
Foiled by "No Fat Chicks" Coozie
Hail the modern age
Haiku # 36929, August 16, 2006 7:19 pm ET
by Lush
I fell in Love once.
It was an aweful mistake.
Never will again.
Haiku # 36928, August 16, 2006 7:16 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Weak captcha seems borked
Back to ye old drawing board
War against spambots
Haiku # 36927, August 16, 2006 3:50 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Ju lii ette
I like your
balcony
Haiku # 36921, August 16, 2006 11:45 am ET
by kunfu romeo of shakespiers nightmare
Yeah I know it sux
9 years of open posting
Comes to a quick end
Haiku # 36920, August 16, 2006 10:34 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
Pre-Op Transgender
From God; Return to Sender
Pudenda Bender
Haiku # 36919, August 16, 2006 10:31 am ET
by Lush
Sitting in Starbucks
I spotted a freaky guy
born without any hope
Haiku # 36918, August 16, 2006 10:21 am ET
by chessbored of watching the world go by
alphanumeric
you tax my poor memory
i need an upgrade
Haiku # 36917, August 16, 2006 8:43 am ET
by ash
so it's come to this
high security haiku
fuck the terrorists
Haiku # 36916, August 16, 2006 8:38 am ET
by ash
An overdue fine?
Forgot my library books,
went on vacation.
Haiku # 36914, August 15, 2006 8:42 pm ET
by chessboredq of oops
You ever wonder
why some arseholes are alive?
Just what are they for?
Haiku # 36913, August 15, 2006 8:40 pm ET
by chessbored of pondering
Maybe I should leave?
Nearly emigrated once
Toronto is nice
Haiku # 36912, August 15, 2006 8:33 pm ET
by chessbored of limbo
Dear Betrand Russell
we could use your mind right now
the world is fucked
Haiku # 36911, August 15, 2006 8:31 pm ET
by chessbored of wrong century
Pour me some more wine
I dont usually drink
but this wine is nice
Haiku # 36910, August 15, 2006 7:40 pm ET
by chessbored of *hic*
Had to implement
A little captcha image
To defeat spambots

(sorry)
Haiku # 36909, August 15, 2006 3:58 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Stars of dead Actors
Line Hollywood Boulevard
Always under foot
Haiku # 36908, August 15, 2006 3:26 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Spam bots inhabit
Interesting hybrids of
Various countries.
Haiku # 36902, August 15, 2006 12:13 pm ET
by Phlegmy of Expectoration
Xenophobia. Wedge politics.
Scare campaign. Milos now
Paying the exemplary toll
Haiku # 36895, August 15, 2006 3:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Birthday presents? ...tut
Who needs that pain in the butt?
A card should suffice
Haiku # 36894, August 14, 2006 11:27 pm ET
by chessbored of materialistic purgatory
Milk! Milk! Lemonade!
Round the back Chocolate Cake!
so we sang at school
Haiku # 36893, August 14, 2006 11:25 pm ET
by chessbored of infant anatomists
What does a man do
when he can't face one more day
...........does it anyway
Haiku # 36892, August 14, 2006 11:21 pm ET
by chessbored of camus
Taxi driver guy
4am - why beep your horn?
please crash your shit car
Haiku # 36891, August 14, 2006 11:19 pm ET
by chessbored of insomnia is overrated
this chair hurts my butt
I dream of a leather faced
executive perch
Haiku # 36890, August 14, 2006 11:16 pm ET
by chessbored of give it a rub
Aggressive beggar
Dont give me that tired old jive
I earn my money
Haiku # 36889, August 14, 2006 11:14 pm ET
by chessbored of fuck off
Greetings, alien!
With your very large scrotum,
Extra testicle?
Haiku # 36888, August 14, 2006 11:10 pm ET
by chessbored of secret location
A new 'Superman'?
Christopher Reeve was kosher
alas, his wheelchair rusts
Haiku # 36887, August 14, 2006 11:04 pm ET
by chessbored of fortress of solitude
Escaped office hell.
modern day production line
break me for profit?
Haiku # 36886, August 14, 2006 11:01 pm ET
by chessbored of part time slacker
oh anxiety!
gripping my heart like a vice
damn you to hell - twice
Haiku # 36885, August 14, 2006 7:52 pm ET
by chessbored of greying out
fragrant flower you
your perfume is my succour
this world smells like shit
Haiku # 36884, August 14, 2006 7:50 pm ET
by chessbored of sniff sniff
it only takes 3 days
to cure nicotine craving
habit is the bind
Haiku # 36883, August 14, 2006 7:48 pm ET
by chessbored of smoke free zone
due to inflation
your fifteen minutes of fame
will now last just six
Haiku # 36882, August 14, 2006 6:54 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
head start?
for what?
more of his bitching.
Haiku # 36881, August 14, 2006 5:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
cicada
becomes tasty meal
for brother bird
Haiku # 36880, August 14, 2006 5:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Entitled: Colloquial Locution
In 'merican 'burbs
Few ponder the plight of Serbs
Please spare us your blurbs
Haiku # 36879, August 14, 2006 5:06 pm ET
by Lush
Silly army boy
your forged haiku do not go
unnoticed 'round here
Haiku # 36875, August 14, 2006 2:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Giving up smoking
Nicotine Craving becomes
Lunatic Raving.
Haiku # 36874, August 14, 2006 11:01 am ET
by Phlegmy of Expectoration
thank you!
great site!
good design!
nice work!
buy a dildo bich!
Haiku # 36873, August 14, 2006 9:32 am ET
by salesking of Marginland
bulb
Haiku # 36872, August 14, 2006 9:19 am ET
by wtf
i am the master of haiku or monster i am yours new god
Haiku # 36871, August 14, 2006 9:13 am ET
by people dai of death
haiku haiku on the wall
I prefer a bottle of
saaakeee martini
Haiku # 36870, August 14, 2006 9:03 am ET
by shaken! not stirred!
goth deth or must die
then everybody die
Haiku # 36869, August 14, 2006 8:53 am ET
by monahinq
Hey Zabadooey
Seems you forgot to mention
'Raging Egotist'
Haiku # 36868, August 14, 2006 8:48 am ET
by chessbored of back in town
mister mxyzptlk
at the mention of his name
resumes those old tricks
Haiku # 36867, August 14, 2006 8:15 am ET
by ash
noone has ever provoked them
no, but they like to call you names
nedra, are u black or what

what do you want
first of all, express yourself
why are u so angry
Haiku # 36861, August 14, 2006 1:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Your feet and hair stink
Please wash that gross dirty ass
Lather up stinky
Haiku # 36858, August 13, 2006 4:19 pm ET
by Nedra Zeall of New York
With my tomahawk
I accost uniformed cops
Tasered yet again
Haiku # 36849, August 12, 2006 3:29 pm ET
by Lush
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