Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 14 Days and 77385 Haiku later...

Beer condensation
Foiled by "No Fat Chicks" Coozie
Hail the modern age
Haiku # 36929, August 16, 2006 7:19 pm ET
by Lush
I fell in Love once.
It was an aweful mistake.
Never will again.
Haiku # 36928, August 16, 2006 7:16 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Weak captcha seems borked
Back to ye old drawing board
War against spambots
Haiku # 36927, August 16, 2006 3:50 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Ju lii ette
I like your
balcony
Haiku # 36921, August 16, 2006 11:45 am ET
by kunfu romeo of shakespiers nightmare
Yeah I know it sux
9 years of open posting
Comes to a quick end
Haiku # 36920, August 16, 2006 10:34 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
Pre-Op Transgender
From God; Return to Sender
Pudenda Bender
Haiku # 36919, August 16, 2006 10:31 am ET
by Lush
Sitting in Starbucks
I spotted a freaky guy
born without any hope
Haiku # 36918, August 16, 2006 10:21 am ET
by chessbored of watching the world go by
alphanumeric
you tax my poor memory
i need an upgrade
Haiku # 36917, August 16, 2006 8:43 am ET
by ash
so it's come to this
high security haiku
fuck the terrorists
Haiku # 36916, August 16, 2006 8:38 am ET
by ash
An overdue fine?
Forgot my library books,
went on vacation.
Haiku # 36914, August 15, 2006 8:42 pm ET
by chessboredq of oops
You ever wonder
why some arseholes are alive?
Just what are they for?
Haiku # 36913, August 15, 2006 8:40 pm ET
by chessbored of pondering
Maybe I should leave?
Nearly emigrated once
Toronto is nice
Haiku # 36912, August 15, 2006 8:33 pm ET
by chessbored of limbo
Dear Betrand Russell
we could use your mind right now
the world is fucked
Haiku # 36911, August 15, 2006 8:31 pm ET
by chessbored of wrong century
Pour me some more wine
I dont usually drink
but this wine is nice
Haiku # 36910, August 15, 2006 7:40 pm ET
by chessbored of *hic*
Had to implement
A little captcha image
To defeat spambots

(sorry)
Haiku # 36909, August 15, 2006 3:58 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Stars of dead Actors
Line Hollywood Boulevard
Always under foot
Haiku # 36908, August 15, 2006 3:26 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Spam bots inhabit
Interesting hybrids of
Various countries.
Haiku # 36902, August 15, 2006 12:13 pm ET
by Phlegmy of Expectoration
Xenophobia. Wedge politics.
Scare campaign. Milos now
Paying the exemplary toll
Haiku # 36895, August 15, 2006 3:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Birthday presents? ...tut
Who needs that pain in the butt?
A card should suffice
Haiku # 36894, August 14, 2006 11:27 pm ET
by chessbored of materialistic purgatory
Milk! Milk! Lemonade!
Round the back Chocolate Cake!
so we sang at school
Haiku # 36893, August 14, 2006 11:25 pm ET
by chessbored of infant anatomists
What does a man do
when he can't face one more day
...........does it anyway
Haiku # 36892, August 14, 2006 11:21 pm ET
by chessbored of camus
Taxi driver guy
4am - why beep your horn?
please crash your shit car
Haiku # 36891, August 14, 2006 11:19 pm ET
by chessbored of insomnia is overrated
this chair hurts my butt
I dream of a leather faced
executive perch
Haiku # 36890, August 14, 2006 11:16 pm ET
by chessbored of give it a rub
Aggressive beggar
Dont give me that tired old jive
I earn my money
Haiku # 36889, August 14, 2006 11:14 pm ET
by chessbored of fuck off
Greetings, alien!
With your very large scrotum,
Extra testicle?
Haiku # 36888, August 14, 2006 11:10 pm ET
by chessbored of secret location
A new 'Superman'?
Christopher Reeve was kosher
alas, his wheelchair rusts
Haiku # 36887, August 14, 2006 11:04 pm ET
by chessbored of fortress of solitude
Escaped office hell.
modern day production line
break me for profit?
Haiku # 36886, August 14, 2006 11:01 pm ET
by chessbored of part time slacker
oh anxiety!
gripping my heart like a vice
damn you to hell - twice
Haiku # 36885, August 14, 2006 7:52 pm ET
by chessbored of greying out
fragrant flower you
your perfume is my succour
this world smells like shit
Haiku # 36884, August 14, 2006 7:50 pm ET
by chessbored of sniff sniff
it only takes 3 days
to cure nicotine craving
habit is the bind
Haiku # 36883, August 14, 2006 7:48 pm ET
by chessbored of smoke free zone
due to inflation
your fifteen minutes of fame
will now last just six
Haiku # 36882, August 14, 2006 6:54 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
head start?
for what?
more of his bitching.
Haiku # 36881, August 14, 2006 5:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
cicada
becomes tasty meal
for brother bird
Haiku # 36880, August 14, 2006 5:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Entitled: Colloquial Locution
In 'merican 'burbs
Few ponder the plight of Serbs
Please spare us your blurbs
Haiku # 36879, August 14, 2006 5:06 pm ET
by Lush
Silly army boy
your forged haiku do not go
unnoticed 'round here
Haiku # 36875, August 14, 2006 2:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Giving up smoking
Nicotine Craving becomes
Lunatic Raving.
Haiku # 36874, August 14, 2006 11:01 am ET
by Phlegmy of Expectoration
thank you!
great site!
good design!
nice work!
buy a dildo bich!
Haiku # 36873, August 14, 2006 9:32 am ET
by salesking of Marginland
bulb
Haiku # 36872, August 14, 2006 9:19 am ET
by wtf
i am the master of haiku or monster i am yours new god
Haiku # 36871, August 14, 2006 9:13 am ET
by people dai of death
haiku haiku on the wall
I prefer a bottle of
saaakeee martini
Haiku # 36870, August 14, 2006 9:03 am ET
by shaken! not stirred!
goth deth or must die
then everybody die
Haiku # 36869, August 14, 2006 8:53 am ET
by monahinq
Hey Zabadooey
Seems you forgot to mention
'Raging Egotist'
Haiku # 36868, August 14, 2006 8:48 am ET
by chessbored of back in town
mister mxyzptlk
at the mention of his name
resumes those old tricks
Haiku # 36867, August 14, 2006 8:15 am ET
by ash
noone has ever provoked them
no, but they like to call you names
nedra, are u black or what

what do you want
first of all, express yourself
why are u so angry
Haiku # 36861, August 14, 2006 1:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Your feet and hair stink
Please wash that gross dirty ass
Lather up stinky
Haiku # 36858, August 13, 2006 4:19 pm ET
by Nedra Zeall of New York
With my tomahawk
I accost uniformed cops
Tasered yet again
Haiku # 36849, August 12, 2006 3:29 pm ET
by Lush
for better or worse
i don't love america
and they ignore me
Haiku # 36843, August 12, 2006 8:30 am ET
by ash
as the world changes
it stays pretty much the same
from its perspective

yet ev 'ry moment
the universe is diff 'rent
places people be

the choices are ours
laugh at the indifference
because it won't change
Haiku # 36842, August 12, 2006 8:04 am ET
by ash
the end is in sight
perhaps it is illusion
beginning again
Haiku # 36841, August 12, 2006 7:57 am ET
by ash
the moon is alone
yet it's not a lonely moon
i can't see its friends
Haiku # 36840, August 12, 2006 7:54 am ET
by ash
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