Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 14 Days and 77387 Haiku later...

I.T. dark ages,
trying to write a DOS batch file.
Abort, retry, fail...
Haiku # 35294, March 29, 2006 9:43 pm ET
by Sharpie of DC
While using Windows
I tried to change the font size.
The system has crashed.
Haiku # 35293, March 29, 2006 9:39 pm ET
by Sharpie of DC
In sov'iet Russia
Really bad haiku writes you!
Sorry about that! :P
Haiku # 35292, March 29, 2006 9:37 pm ET
by Sharpie of DC
'twas cynicism
or rampant drug ingestion
no further haiku
Haiku # 35291, March 29, 2006 8:59 pm ET
by Lush
Return to childhood
and jab with your yellow straws
the juice box cometh
Haiku # 35290, March 29, 2006 8:33 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Drowning twenty feet
from shore; Nixon throws me just
fifteen-foot of rope.
Haiku # 35289, March 29, 2006 4:37 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Pheonix, AZ
Til work do us part.
When my death was predicted
He broke the contract
Haiku # 35288, March 29, 2006 10:57 am ET
by fabulosa phoenix fire
life is like the luge
you get to go downhill fast
and then it's finished
Haiku # 35287, March 29, 2006 8:53 am ET
by ash
You must obey me
Resistance is futile earthlings
Your world is ours now
Haiku # 35286, March 29, 2006 8:34 am ET
by Little green (Bush) man
No more searching now
This find is ours to keep
Our souls journeys end
Haiku # 35285, March 29, 2006 5:59 am ET
by MMM
Once upon a time
A long light lifetime ago
we grew together
*
Time, tide, suffering
Divided our entwined souls
Let us learn apart
*
Seeing deep we teach
each other, share our learning
re-entwining souls
*
Reunited, joined
We feel deep recognition
Welcome each back home
Haiku # 35284, March 29, 2006 5:52 am ET
by fabulosa bifurcata
Rested healed alive
Nurtured by enriching love
Joyful I awoke
Haiku # 35283, March 29, 2006 5:38 am ET
by fabulosa
Kindred souls entwined
Drawn, soaring ever upwards
Shackles broken free
Haiku # 35282, March 29, 2006 5:21 am ET
by MMM
I held you last night
Through your tears of sad sorrow
For what was denied
*
The promise broken
Though the pains not mine tears form
Draining yours away
Haiku # 35281, March 29, 2006 5:12 am ET
by MMM
I would that you could
See you through my eyes held soft
Such love you would feel
Haiku # 35280, March 29, 2006 5:05 am ET
by MMM
Light shines in her eyes
Radiant beauty within
So long held locked
Haiku # 35279, March 29, 2006 4:59 am ET
by MMM
To quench this hot flame
Then let me plunge my hose deep
The vessel to fill
*
The essence of life
This water salted from me
The seed of mankind
Haiku # 35278, March 29, 2006 4:55 am ET
by MMM
This woman of charms
Coyly she glances at me
Setting me on fire
Haiku # 35277, March 29, 2006 4:48 am ET
by MMM
Circling the earth
Wonder if I will return
Look up and wave me
Haiku # 35276, March 29, 2006 4:41 am ET
by little green man
Mutual pleasure gifts
Softly I trace her body
Exciting us both
Haiku # 35275, March 29, 2006 4:36 am ET
by MMM
His words transformed
Now there
Haiku # 35274, March 29, 2006 4:32 am ET
by William Nippress
License my roving hands, and
let them go before, behind,
between, above, below
Haiku # 35273, March 29, 2006 4:26 am ET
by John Donne
Exquisite flower
Softly I hold her legs high
Spread her lips open
*
Gasps of excitement
I examine the soft flesh
Tenderly touch her
Haiku # 35272, March 29, 2006 4:20 am ET
by MMM
Casting the soft breeze
Our mother whispers our names
Come to me children
Haiku # 35271, March 29, 2006 4:12 am ET
by William Nippress
Sanity returns
Thanks Mount Madonna mama
You have saved us all
Haiku # 35270, March 29, 2006 4:05 am ET
by William Nippress
My haiku lick
bouncing off the ceiling
Someone firing rounds in distance
Haiku # 35269, March 29, 2006 2:51 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Gosh, have not tried that
philly steak in ages
Best at Steves (> of New Queen Ln and Conrad)
Haiku # 35268, March 29, 2006 2:51 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
It always were : us against them
But who are we and who are them
An't fully understood
*
Big shouters
I scream learning me dog
To fetch me the newspapers
Haiku # 35267, March 29, 2006 12:20 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Queen Janice holding strength
to her favorite loser
Rejoicing in the hands of the golden empress ;)
Haiku # 35266, March 29, 2006 12:16 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Weak and pathetic sumbitch
multiplied by two
By many
Haiku # 35265, March 29, 2006 12:09 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Ace and an 8
buddied up to a pair of 6s
Wild Billy, what was you thinking
Haiku # 35264, March 29, 2006 12:05 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
When you learn your grammar
and finish elementary school
you may be one heck of a decent haiku poet
*
Untill then my Bulgarian buddy
keep trying to find a sense
Of what I was trying to say
*
In my MegaEmperor galactical poetry
as I have that much to add
there is no place fur innocence
Haiku # 35263, March 28, 2006 11:59 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
lightning striking all
around, come here lil' I.T.
troll, hold this steel pole
Haiku # 35262, March 28, 2006 7:06 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
tiny beads of green
push themselves up through the dirt
straining for sunlight
Haiku # 35261, March 28, 2006 1:39 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
most of the jaw bone
cut away in an attempt
to salvage the man
Haiku # 35260, March 28, 2006 1:21 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
blue one shade from white
colored by the white sunlight
one shade from yellow
Haiku # 35259, March 28, 2006 1:15 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
toothbrushes washcloths
down the potty she sent them
little scientist
Haiku # 35258, March 28, 2006 1:11 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
faint laughter like light
like the first warm breeze of spring
filtered through the trees
Haiku # 35257, March 28, 2006 1:05 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
a tiny dry hand
cracking from poor nutrition
reaches out from hope
Haiku # 35256, March 28, 2006 1:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
it fluttered from her hand
the oragami flower was
too fragile to hold
Haiku # 35255, March 28, 2006 12:57 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
Hermaphrodite rhyme
Haiku # 35254, March 28, 2006 11:22 am ET
by William Nippress
God I sometimes wish
Haiku # 35253, March 28, 2006 11:17 am ET
by William Nippress
I
Haiku # 35252, March 28, 2006 11:12 am ET
by William Nippress
Need something to kick
Something to insult us all
That gets us going
Haiku # 35251, March 28, 2006 11:10 am ET
by William Nippress
Dear god the standard
It comes and goes like the mist
Where
Haiku # 35250, March 28, 2006 11:07 am ET
by William Nippress
I invite you to
Restaurant at the end of the world
Bring Hitchhiker guide
Haiku # 35249, March 28, 2006 10:57 am ET
by Ford Prefect
OK I
Haiku # 35248, March 28, 2006 10:51 am ET
by Ford Prefect
Oh ash, this one is
Just super hilarious
Thanks for all the fish
Haiku # 35247, March 28, 2006 10:33 am ET
by Janis
- Well said stranger -
knee-jerking Archie Bunker
passin' him right to ashtray
Haiku # 35246, March 28, 2006 9:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Leave him alone ash
Let him work it out. His needs
Not yours, one day yours?
Haiku # 35245, March 28, 2006 8:51 am ET
by Let him his pain
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