Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Bloody barbed wire
Drags my gloria in the dirt
Hangover
Haiku # 34409 February 11, 2006 7:01 am ET
by M*G
All night and morning
I
Haiku # 34408 February 11, 2006 4:48 am ET
by William Nippress
Your market theories
Engender much vomitus
Vive Monsieur Trotsky
Haiku # 34407 February 10, 2006 4:02 pm ET
by Lush
Truth in the mirror.
Some things can only make sense
upon reflection.
Haiku # 34406 February 10, 2006 2:58 pm ET
by the ghost of Haiku #34032
Drinking a JD.
Behind the bar, I see Jim
Beaming all over.
Haiku # 34405 February 10, 2006 2:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Jack Daniels is fun
Then he invites his friends.
Dam Jose Cuervo.
Haiku # 34404 February 10, 2006 2:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Dancing with the stars;
competitive
programming.
Haiku # 34403 February 10, 2006 1:03 pm ET
by * of UK
Though most literate
Before the TV I sit
Enchanted by shit
Haiku # 34402 February 10, 2006 12:55 pm ET
by Lush
Paper mess on desk
A little dream of future
Not to be believed
Haiku # 34401 February 10, 2006 12:49 pm ET
by Janis
Given wrong advice
Lawyer said you
Haiku # 34400 February 10, 2006 11:46 am ET
by At a price
Package in the mail
Five pounds of pistachios
Life is good sometimes
Haiku # 34399 February 10, 2006 11:22 am ET
by Ryan of Korea
You must have tasted.
Many very strange places
It
Haiku # 34398 February 10, 2006 6:24 am ET
by Literally
Reel back in horror
Taste buds, very descriptive
Could see it for real
Haiku # 34397 February 10, 2006 6:20 am ET
by Not literally
My back to the wind
A journey ends without fear
Smooth snow hides my tracks
Haiku # 34396 February 10, 2006 6:17 am ET
by William Nippress
The all powerful
She who controls off button
We all bow to you
Haiku # 34395 February 10, 2006 6:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Null is the answer
The gentle moderation
Has kept them away

(wood meet hand)
Haiku # 34394 February 9, 2006 7:21 pm ET
by Janis of Anti-trollville
I pull back the skin.
There are many small, red spots.
My cock has taste buds.
Haiku # 34393 February 9, 2006 7:03 pm ET
by smellie joe
not so bad haiku
what has happened here lately
no trolls ~ just talent
Haiku # 34392 February 9, 2006 6:54 pm ET
by bashomeister
My beans are all gone.
I haven
Haiku # 34391 February 9, 2006 5:55 pm ET
by Mr Bean
iraqui desert -
lovely american girl.
war for peas i guess.
Haiku # 34390 February 9, 2006 5:54 pm ET
by austrian of at home
elegant squirrel
my cat thinks now she's one too
need a ladder now
Haiku # 34389 February 9, 2006 5:36 pm ET
by austrian of austria
Peas can be sweet and
grapes can be sour. Check the pulse
and give peas a chance.
Haiku # 34388 February 9, 2006 5:27 pm ET
by love and peas
The dog, unlike man,
has no opposable thumb,
humps your leg instead.
Haiku # 34387 February 9, 2006 5:24 pm ET
by The Beast Master
Receiving my Grammy
Tripped on steps, pulled a hammy
Cried in pain, "Mammy!"
Haiku # 34386 February 9, 2006 5:17 pm ET
by Lush
~ cardiac arrest ~
last electric bill arrives
Diagnosis? Poor
Haiku # 34385 February 9, 2006 4:05 pm ET
by just stopping by
american teenage girl
follow me go shopping, ey
earhquaking milkshake
Haiku # 34384 February 9, 2006 3:48 pm ET
by austrian of austria
it's digital rage:
hack somebody brutally
squeezing "mitessers"
Haiku # 34383 February 9, 2006 3:36 pm ET
by Austrian with Pickelgesicht of Austria - wake up folks
you smack my beach up
still same old brown-coloured wave
saw its genesis
Haiku # 34382 February 9, 2006 3:32 pm ET
by Same old austrian of timeshifted region
reflections of mine
suboptimal lightangel
like piss in my eyes
Haiku # 34381 February 9, 2006 3:00 pm ET
by austrian amateur poet of austria you fools
oh yeah jerk-offs too
now I can truly recall
why I stopped posting
Haiku # 34380 February 9, 2006 2:37 pm ET
by Felicia (back in 2007)
suck upon my balls mother fokers
suck upon my balls mother fockers
Haiku # 34379 February 9, 2006 2:32 pm ET
by bob marley
pale heavenly pond
sometimes full yet often not
visible above
Haiku # 34378 February 9, 2006 2:04 pm ET
by Felicia (for ash)
now I remember
back in 2003 and 4
signed name *Felicia*
Haiku # 34377 February 9, 2006 2:02 pm ET
by returning poet
see that ash still posts
he and I used to "converse"
will he remember
Haiku # 34376 February 9, 2006 1:54 pm ET
by Boston girl poet 2005
you are right my friend
lamb did that thing not kay dee
i'm going under
Haiku # 34375 February 9, 2006 1:52 pm ET
by silly austrian of Worldwide
BMW
fast kid on the Autobahn
motorcycle girl
Haiku # 34374 February 9, 2006 1:47 pm ET
by poet from 2005 returns
Welcome to Lethbridge
Were it is never too dam cold
But windy as fuck
Haiku # 34373 February 9, 2006 1:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
K & D Session,
Disk 1, Lamb is the artist.
ist unvorstellbar!
Haiku # 34372 February 9, 2006 11:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Met a girl last night,
with the hugest boobs ever!
I think I'm in love.
Haiku # 34371 February 9, 2006 10:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
trans fatty acid
from kruder and dorfmeister
soul seductive sound
Haiku # 34370 February 9, 2006 9:23 am ET
by stupid austrian posing difficult question of you guys are great
Watery choir

Hidden from sight, but close by
Noise of the small brook
Haiku # 34369 February 9, 2006 7:40 am ET
by William Nippress
Hiaku composing
I doubt mine are very good
But can cause chaos
Haiku # 34368 February 9, 2006 6:59 am ET
by William Nippress
Soft, green puddles form.
A lolly melts on the street.
An unknown mouth waits.
Haiku # 34367 February 9, 2006 6:46 am ET
by William Nippress
It
Haiku # 34366 February 9, 2006 6:39 am ET
by Ah, but which ones are mine?
Up, Up and away
Oh Christ mate, Andy Williams!
You
Haiku # 34365 February 9, 2006 6:19 am ET
by The oldies are the best
up up and away
in my beautiful balloon
and we can fly high
Haiku # 34364 February 9, 2006 5:29 am ET
by ash
I find prunes help me
That and a pint of fruit juice
Who need colonic?
Haiku # 34363 February 9, 2006 4:25 am ET
by Cut the Bullshit
just so much bullshit
behind so much obstruction
and so little time
Haiku # 34362 February 8, 2006 11:40 pm ET
by ash
I
Haiku # 34361 February 8, 2006 6:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Crappiness abounds
In the bleak cold of winter
Now rolling along
Haiku # 34360 February 8, 2006 6:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet