Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

Icing on my car
Glistens in the morning sun
Winters gift to me
Haiku # 33984, January 12, 2006 4:33 am ET
by William Nippress
Stinging ice-cold rain
Winds work into small stanzas
Black cold winter
Haiku # 33983, January 12, 2006 4:28 am ET
by William Nippress
Memories call me
Autumn smells of burning leaves
Sweet fragrant odours
Haiku # 33982, January 12, 2006 4:22 am ET
by William Nippress
Winter soon will run
Quietly, spring walks on earth
Fragrant woods awake
Haiku # 33981, January 12, 2006 4:14 am ET
by William Nippress
Organic wino,
Thinking? Or just will-o-wisps?
I strive in my way
Haiku # 33980, January 12, 2006 3:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Emerald City
Welcome to Seattle, friend
Hope you like it wet
Haiku # 33979, January 11, 2006 11:52 pm ET
by Gregm of Seattle
Quotidian dreams
Of some Floridian streams.
Retire in Vegas!
Haiku # 33978, January 11, 2006 8:32 pm ET
by Lush
Of relationships
Love is the epitome
Of dependency
*
A naked body
Has vulnerability
Purely animal
*
This dependency
Lets you free to be yourself
The human ideal
*
This one expression
Closest you will ever be
To another soul
Haiku # 33977, January 11, 2006 10:32 am ET
by Something missing from my life
Politicians:
three year old children
fingers into everything
rectify nothing
Haiku # 33976, January 11, 2006 8:48 am ET
by Kiralli of Berkshire Hills
Sang karaoke
I was awful, really bad
Sound like Robin Gibb
Haiku # 33975, January 11, 2006 7:28 am ET
by William Nippress
Yup, you
Haiku # 33974, January 11, 2006 7:23 am ET
by William Nippress
Haiku # 33973, January 10, 2006 7:06 pm ET
by Janis of Disillusioned with stupid politicians
Krazee-Eyez Killa:
"The floor's made of ... some floor shit."
I'm paraphrasing.
Haiku # 33972, January 10, 2006 2:53 pm ET
by Lush
We
Haiku # 33971, January 10, 2006 8:57 am ET
by William Nippress
It is my birthday
I send myself a small card
Such unasked for joy
Haiku # 33970, January 10, 2006 8:51 am ET
by Kisses on the bottom
Cherry red splashes
Ripe cherries bounce in wind
Summer filled baskets
Haiku # 33969, January 10, 2006 8:51 am ET
by William Nippress
Don
Haiku # 33968, January 10, 2006 8:42 am ET
by End poverty
twig ends swell
red awaiting green
bird watching
Haiku # 33967, January 10, 2006 8:15 am ET
by Kiralli of Berkshire Hills
Big Mac please. Thank you
for eating at MacDonald's,
and now wash your hands.
Haiku # 33966, January 9, 2006 10:45 pm ET
by Masaoka Chiki
We walk all around
Seeking our transportation
"Dude, where is my car?"
Haiku # 33965, January 9, 2006 9:39 pm ET
by katongking
The hills are quite dead
Totally without the sound
Of all the music
Haiku # 33964, January 9, 2006 6:40 pm ET
by Janis
strange noise, I blame dog,
family not buying story
quack, it was the duck.
Haiku # 33963, January 9, 2006 6:34 pm ET
by SatansCabanaBoy of Canada
All in white, the snow
commands a circle atop
the sacred mountain.
Haiku # 33962, January 9, 2006 11:22 am ET
by Marchawc of Ynys Y Kedyrn
seasoned actors
reading through the script of life
question every line
Haiku # 33961, January 9, 2006 9:33 am ET
by Kiralli of Berkshire Hills
I look for the signs.
Green happiness calls to me.
Spring can
Haiku # 33960, January 9, 2006 6:07 am ET
by William Nippress
Embarrassing state
Movements watched critically
Keen eyes scrutinize
Haiku # 33959, January 9, 2006 5:59 am ET
by Audiovisual stroke
pretty jobless now
as you can probably tell
waiting for bonus.
Haiku # 33958, January 9, 2006 3:56 am ET
by katongking
yesterday hot hot
welcome to singapura
heat's equally bad.
Haiku # 33957, January 9, 2006 3:54 am ET
by katongking
yesterday hot hot
welcome to singapura
heat's equally bad.
Haiku # 33956, January 9, 2006 3:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
yesterday hot hot
welcome to singapura
summer sucks too.
Haiku # 33955, January 9, 2006 3:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
rain rain rain rain rain
welcome to singapura
december sucks here
Haiku # 33954, January 9, 2006 3:52 am ET
by katongking
... Four Five Six Oomplah!
Eight Nine Ten Eleven Twelve,
Thirteen Fourteen... Oops!
Haiku # 33953, January 9, 2006 3:36 am ET
by katongking
Happy Birthday, me.
The surprise party's tonight...
They don't know I know...
Haiku # 33952, January 9, 2006 3:21 am ET
by katongking
should be working now,
but I don't see no future -
except in haiku.
Haiku # 33951, January 9, 2006 3:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Turned thirty today -
'twas horrible, the feeling.
All downhill from here.
Haiku # 33950, January 9, 2006 3:12 am ET
by katongking
One hand round her throat,
he moves her tail to one side.
Pitiful squeeling.
Haiku # 33949, January 8, 2006 6:48 pm ET
by The Beast Master
Uh oh. It's La-La.
Time for tubby bye-bye.
Again! Again!... No!
Haiku # 33948, January 8, 2006 6:42 pm ET
by by Tinky-Winky
Fermentation past
Inebriation present
Future affliction
Haiku # 33947, January 8, 2006 3:40 pm ET
by Lush
A X-mas wish for
all: More frankincense, less myrrh.
You got that, Santa?
Haiku # 33946, January 8, 2006 12:20 pm ET
by Chowderhead
it seems a long time
i break the surface gasping
the next wave hits me
Haiku # 33945, January 8, 2006 7:06 am ET
by ash
RUPP bing yeek POW WOW.
whEEE wOOp deedlee BRRR pang poo,
FTANG GrrrwhEEp pow WOO WHEEEEP!
Haiku # 33944, January 7, 2006 11:28 pm ET
by Klunk of Vulture Squadron
It gives me much joy
Posing the questions about
the theory of all
Haiku # 33943, January 7, 2006 10:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
winter sun rains down
drawing earth through greening stem
into springs new flower
Haiku # 33942, January 7, 2006 4:24 pm ET
by kiralli of plymouth
Phlegmatic morning
Expect expectoration
Where's my cuspidor?
Haiku # 33941, January 7, 2006 3:30 pm ET
by Lush
Homophobia
Resilient pestilence
Such utter nonsense
Haiku # 33940, January 7, 2006 3:25 pm ET
by Lush
Akita go ma
ugh tiki bam wakata.
Akita mag
Haiku # 33939, January 7, 2006 3:14 pm ET
by Tumak
too lazy to count
the moments of my short life
ticking idly by
Haiku # 33938, January 7, 2006 1:20 am ET
by ash
Vessels polluted
I need a phlebotomist
Let bleeding begin
Haiku # 33937, January 6, 2006 5:44 pm ET
by Lush
Some small grains of sand
Slip through my hands like my life
What a waste of life
Haiku # 33936, January 6, 2006 9:45 am ET
by Existence trickles
Grew it and smoked it
Seen many mentally ill
Through smoking the weed
Haiku # 33935, January 6, 2006 7:30 am ET
by Keep off the grass
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