Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

Yup, you
Haiku # 33974, January 11, 2006 7:23 am ET
by William Nippress
Haiku # 33973, January 10, 2006 7:06 pm ET
by Janis of Disillusioned with stupid politicians
Krazee-Eyez Killa:
"The floor's made of ... some floor shit."
I'm paraphrasing.
Haiku # 33972, January 10, 2006 2:53 pm ET
by Lush
We
Haiku # 33971, January 10, 2006 8:57 am ET
by William Nippress
It is my birthday
I send myself a small card
Such unasked for joy
Haiku # 33970, January 10, 2006 8:51 am ET
by Kisses on the bottom
Cherry red splashes
Ripe cherries bounce in wind
Summer filled baskets
Haiku # 33969, January 10, 2006 8:51 am ET
by William Nippress
Don
Haiku # 33968, January 10, 2006 8:42 am ET
by End poverty
twig ends swell
red awaiting green
bird watching
Haiku # 33967, January 10, 2006 8:15 am ET
by Kiralli of Berkshire Hills
Big Mac please. Thank you
for eating at MacDonald's,
and now wash your hands.
Haiku # 33966, January 9, 2006 10:45 pm ET
by Masaoka Chiki
We walk all around
Seeking our transportation
"Dude, where is my car?"
Haiku # 33965, January 9, 2006 9:39 pm ET
by katongking
The hills are quite dead
Totally without the sound
Of all the music
Haiku # 33964, January 9, 2006 6:40 pm ET
by Janis
strange noise, I blame dog,
family not buying story
quack, it was the duck.
Haiku # 33963, January 9, 2006 6:34 pm ET
by SatansCabanaBoy of Canada
All in white, the snow
commands a circle atop
the sacred mountain.
Haiku # 33962, January 9, 2006 11:22 am ET
by Marchawc of Ynys Y Kedyrn
seasoned actors
reading through the script of life
question every line
Haiku # 33961, January 9, 2006 9:33 am ET
by Kiralli of Berkshire Hills
I look for the signs.
Green happiness calls to me.
Spring can
Haiku # 33960, January 9, 2006 6:07 am ET
by William Nippress
Embarrassing state
Movements watched critically
Keen eyes scrutinize
Haiku # 33959, January 9, 2006 5:59 am ET
by Audiovisual stroke
pretty jobless now
as you can probably tell
waiting for bonus.
Haiku # 33958, January 9, 2006 3:56 am ET
by katongking
yesterday hot hot
welcome to singapura
heat's equally bad.
Haiku # 33957, January 9, 2006 3:54 am ET
by katongking
yesterday hot hot
welcome to singapura
heat's equally bad.
Haiku # 33956, January 9, 2006 3:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
yesterday hot hot
welcome to singapura
summer sucks too.
Haiku # 33955, January 9, 2006 3:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
rain rain rain rain rain
welcome to singapura
december sucks here
Haiku # 33954, January 9, 2006 3:52 am ET
by katongking
... Four Five Six Oomplah!
Eight Nine Ten Eleven Twelve,
Thirteen Fourteen... Oops!
Haiku # 33953, January 9, 2006 3:36 am ET
by katongking
Happy Birthday, me.
The surprise party's tonight...
They don't know I know...
Haiku # 33952, January 9, 2006 3:21 am ET
by katongking
should be working now,
but I don't see no future -
except in haiku.
Haiku # 33951, January 9, 2006 3:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Turned thirty today -
'twas horrible, the feeling.
All downhill from here.
Haiku # 33950, January 9, 2006 3:12 am ET
by katongking
One hand round her throat,
he moves her tail to one side.
Pitiful squeeling.
Haiku # 33949, January 8, 2006 6:48 pm ET
by The Beast Master
Uh oh. It's La-La.
Time for tubby bye-bye.
Again! Again!... No!
Haiku # 33948, January 8, 2006 6:42 pm ET
by by Tinky-Winky
Fermentation past
Inebriation present
Future affliction
Haiku # 33947, January 8, 2006 3:40 pm ET
by Lush
A X-mas wish for
all: More frankincense, less myrrh.
You got that, Santa?
Haiku # 33946, January 8, 2006 12:20 pm ET
by Chowderhead
it seems a long time
i break the surface gasping
the next wave hits me
Haiku # 33945, January 8, 2006 7:06 am ET
by ash
RUPP bing yeek POW WOW.
whEEE wOOp deedlee BRRR pang poo,
FTANG GrrrwhEEp pow WOO WHEEEEP!
Haiku # 33944, January 7, 2006 11:28 pm ET
by Klunk of Vulture Squadron
It gives me much joy
Posing the questions about
the theory of all
Haiku # 33943, January 7, 2006 10:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
winter sun rains down
drawing earth through greening stem
into springs new flower
Haiku # 33942, January 7, 2006 4:24 pm ET
by kiralli of plymouth
Phlegmatic morning
Expect expectoration
Where's my cuspidor?
Haiku # 33941, January 7, 2006 3:30 pm ET
by Lush
Homophobia
Resilient pestilence
Such utter nonsense
Haiku # 33940, January 7, 2006 3:25 pm ET
by Lush
Akita go ma
ugh tiki bam wakata.
Akita mag
Haiku # 33939, January 7, 2006 3:14 pm ET
by Tumak
too lazy to count
the moments of my short life
ticking idly by
Haiku # 33938, January 7, 2006 1:20 am ET
by ash
Vessels polluted
I need a phlebotomist
Let bleeding begin
Haiku # 33937, January 6, 2006 5:44 pm ET
by Lush
Some small grains of sand
Slip through my hands like my life
What a waste of life
Haiku # 33936, January 6, 2006 9:45 am ET
by Existence trickles
Grew it and smoked it
Seen many mentally ill
Through smoking the weed
Haiku # 33935, January 6, 2006 7:30 am ET
by Keep off the grass
Dash the petroglyphs
Nothing carved in stone shall last
Shatter boundaries
Haiku # 33934, January 5, 2006 9:48 pm ET
by Lush
Palandromic verse
It is at the pinnacle
So good that it's bad
Haiku # 33933, January 5, 2006 6:12 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Ah, to hell with it
Time causes the depression
The grass is the cure
Haiku # 33932, January 5, 2006 5:03 pm ET
by Janis of Keep on the grass
Low serotonin
Smoking weed prevents REM sleep
Depression follows
Haiku # 33931, January 5, 2006 9:52 am ET
by Keep off the grass
Death is closest when...
I'm in my R.E.M.!
resurrect again?
Haiku # 33930, January 5, 2006 8:29 am ET
by simon_legree of columbus, ohio
after the big heat
the gentle patter of rain
on crispy brown grass
Haiku # 33929, January 5, 2006 2:09 am ET
by ash
Summer comes with time
to the coldest valley and
to the wounded heart.
Haiku # 33928, January 4, 2006 10:10 am ET
by Marchawc of Ynys Y Kedyrn
She discovered me
and groaned long into the night.
I have a big nob.
Haiku # 33927, January 4, 2006 9:49 am ET
by Hung like a Bison of Down South
She's dissapointed
Her dreams are unsatisfied
I have a small nob
Haiku # 33926, January 4, 2006 8:10 am ET
by L7 boys of Sheffield
My lines were erased
My haikus were not that bad
I want to kill you
Haiku # 33925, January 4, 2006 8:04 am ET
by L7 boys of Sheffield
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